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According To The Deathclock

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Death clock said i'd die on Friday, March 27, 2026.

The hairy nipple one said i'd die on Feb. 16 2025, 55 yrs most likely from a heart attack.

I had hoped to live long enough that my kids could change my diapers. Paybacks are a mother.

The dead mail at Death clock is pretty funny. I like how he posts their e-mail address.

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The only stipulation is that all the animals must have free reign of the house -- no cages. [Smile]


Kewlio. I can handle that.

There'd be enough $$ to hire a maid to change litter boxes and clean bird poop, and once a cat gets swoop-attacked, they tend to learn. Parrots, otoh, I have no experience with, but the rapid catch and release program may be a good thing to teach.

Hey, Don? How's this for a deal...you can send me enough money now to complete my rig, and I'll even start collecting the cats a little earlier then when you are supposed to die, so you can meet some of them. 'Kay? Sounds good to me!B|

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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With all due respect (which means none at all) this not being a personnal attack (then again what do I care?) You are such a Dumb Fuck
jraf
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uh,ok


dropdeded
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I went back and checked, and indeed you are correct that the sadistic one doesn't change. Did you also happen to notice how quickly the seconds count down?

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

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