jessd 0 #51 January 29, 2003 QuoteIsn't that same thing? The purpose of aerobics classes is to get your heartrate and breathing elevated, right? If your looking at it like this. Then I guess it's all good. I don't wear skimpy clothes to the gym though. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #52 January 29, 2003 Curves on a woman are a natural work of art.A girl shaped like a 12 yr old boy is scary _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 January 29, 2003 Quote Quote Isn't that same thing? The purpose of aerobics classes is to get your heartrate and breathing elevated, right? If your looking at it like this. Then I guess it's all good. I don't wear skimpy clothes to the gym though. What? No skimpy clothes? If you asked me to spot you, I would help. If you needed workout advice, I would be there for ya. Ask for a little spandex and what? No dice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #54 January 29, 2003 QuoteWhat? No skimpy clothes? If you asked me to spot you, I would help. If you needed workout advice, I would be there for ya. Ask for a little spandex and what? No dice? How nice of you. I realy just wear sweatpants or shorts and a T-shirt. In the summer I'll wear a sports bra - but that's about it. I don't own any spandex. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #55 January 29, 2003 Quote Curves on a woman are a natural work of art.A girl shaped like a 12 yr old boy is scary Then there's the girl powerlifter at our gym. She's just scary! Her face looks like a man! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 January 29, 2003 Quote Quote What? No skimpy clothes? If you asked me to spot you, I would help. If you needed workout advice, I would be there for ya. Ask for a little spandex and what? No dice? How nice of you. I realy just wear sweatpants or shorts and a T-shirt. In the summer I'll wear a sports bra - but that's about it. I don't own any spandex. I am definitely losing my guilt-trip technique. I have a set of old Bounce Proof woolies that I wear at the dz on the infrequent cold day. Have to wear some shorts though. Don't have the butt for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FarrahFlick 0 #57 January 29, 2003 Funny observation! What's even funnier is that you think chicks care about your opinion of their asses! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #58 January 29, 2003 QuoteI am definitely losing my guilt-trip technique. Was that was that was? "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 January 29, 2003 Quote Quote I am definitely losing my guilt-trip technique. Was that was that was? Yes. When I was 20, I was better looking. When I was 25, I went with personality. When I was 30, I had money. As I am a broke, aging skydiver, so I have to resort to cunning. Darn it, that isn't working for me now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #60 January 29, 2003 Quote As I am a broke, aging skydiver, so I have to resort to cunning. Darn it, that isn't working for me now. I'm sure you will be able to think of some other tactic soon. Or you could just revert back to personality. That's always a plus. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #61 January 29, 2003 QuoteFunny observation! What's even funnier is that you think chicks care about your opinion of their asses! Can you explain any other rational/irrational reason for the ass hiding sweater that is NEVER actually worn? I bet they take it off in private. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FarrahFlick 0 #62 January 29, 2003 QuoteQuoteFunny observation! What's even funnier is that you think chicks care about your opinion of their asses! Can you explain any other rational/irrational reason for the ass hiding sweater that is NEVER actually worn? I bet they take it off in private. Mike Who knows? When I want to hide my ass, I wear a longer t-shirt. Maybe they were cold at the beginning of their workout and didn't want to leave their sweatshirt/jacket/whatever laying around after they took it off. Who knows? Probably a hundred other reasons that I don't know about. NOT EVERY ACTION BY A WOMAN IS A RESULT OF HER INSECURITY ABOUT GUYS' OPINIONS ABOUT HER. I think you are WAY overestimating your importance! Quote*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #63 January 29, 2003 Quote When I want to hide my ass, I wear a longer t-shirt. *overestimates his importance* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #64 January 29, 2003 Quote Who knows? When I want to hide my ass, I wear a longer t-shirt. So you admit to hiding your ass....Who are you hiding it from, yourself? Quote Maybe they were cold at the beginning of their workout and didn't want to leave their sweatshirt/jacket/whatever laying around after they took it off. Who knows? It is almost 90 degrees here, there are about 500 lockers in the gym and about 40% of the broads have some sort of ass hiding garment. Another 40 have thong workout spandex bisecting an ass waaaay too big for anal floss and the other 20% have a nice ass and show it. Quote Probably a hundred other reasons that I don't know about. Name just one rational reason, much less 100, to have a sweater tied around your waist in 90 degree weather with your car outside and lockers inside. Quote NOT EVERY ACTION BY A WOMAN IS A RESULT OF HER INSECURITY ABOUT GUYS' OPINIONS ABOUT HER. YES IT IS....How much silicone has been implanted lately? That is so we will look at them. Guys go after chicks with big titties. Girls have admitted to me that small tits are way more manageable and less troublesome, so why spend the $ and make youself top heavy? Don't even try to sell the "I just wan't to feel better about myself" bullshit. If broads are cleaning house or washing dishes like they are supposed to, they go around with no makeup, house slippers and an Oprah Tee Shirt while eating BonBons. Set foot outside where a man can see and they spend hours getting dolled up. Quote I think you are WAY overestimating your importance! No Im not, Im very important. Just ask me. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #65 January 29, 2003 QuoteIf broads are cleaning house or washing dishes like they are supposed to, they go around with no makeup, house slippers and an Oprah Tee Shirt while eating BonBons. Set foot outside where a man can see and they spend hours getting dolled up. Hmmmm...is this way it should be. Damnit. I've got it all wrong then. I guess I just spent 6 years between college and grad school wasting my time - afterall no degree required for housecleaning. There is nothing wrong with women staying at home (in fact - sometimes I wish I could) - but, I feel that this was a shitty statement for you to make. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #66 January 29, 2003 Quote but, I feel that this was a shitty statement for you to make. ditto... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #67 January 29, 2003 Quote I feel that this was a shitty statement for you to make. That's our Mike... if there ever was an occasion when he was not being a sarcastic asshole, it was only because he was sleeping at the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #68 January 29, 2003 If broads are cleaning house or washing dishes like they are supposed to, Quote but, I feel that this was a shitty statement for you to make Sorry, I meant to say chicks instead of broads....I keep forgetting that the word broad is offensive. I am on step 3 of 12 of my sensitivity training. Mike Q: You know how to tell when a girl is having an orgasm? A: Who Cares?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #69 January 29, 2003 Mike, I would like to make full measurements of your skull and body. It is conceivable you are a living fossil, a real Neanderthal. I want to be the first one to make this imortant discovery I will then write a thesis on the infuence of Neanderthals on a modern average male. You know: broads in the kitchen, grunting in front of a tv set with football going on, the beergut and so on...jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #70 January 29, 2003 Can i look after the couch while you take his measurements ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #71 January 29, 2003 Quote If broads are cleaning house or washing dishes like they are supposed to, they go around with no makeup, house slippers and an Oprah Tee Shirt while eating BonBons. SWEET!!! This sounds like a dream come true! Can I be your bitch, Mike? I'm tired of being treated like an equal. As long as we can throw in a little Jack Daniels with the BonBons, I'll be one happy little puppy Oh wait, is Rich reading this!!!??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #72 January 30, 2003 Quote if there ever was an occasion when he was not being a sarcastic asshole, it was only because he was sleeping at the time I'm assuming that would be sleeping alone, right? But ol' Mike is a SoCal kinda guy now -- I heard another SoCal guy's explanation of the benefits of plastic surgery. It didn't sound that different from this discussion about silicone. Mike, I don't know if you want to come back to Texas. Anyway, if I cover my ass, it's only because I don't want you to drool on the carpet and make a mess. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #73 January 30, 2003 QuoteAnyway, if I cover my ass, it's only because I don't want you to drool on the carpet and make a mess Right on Wendy - very funny. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #74 January 30, 2003 YOWSA! it's been too long since i've sat around and browsed the forums! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
