Gawain 0 #26 January 29, 2003 Quote "Dad is great, he gave us chocolate cake.." "...and fire shot from her eye sockets and started burning my stomach. She screamed, 'Where did they get chocolate cake from!?!?' I said they asked for it!" "...and my kids that had been singing praises on me, LIED ON ME, 'Auurrhhgh, we wanted eggs and milk, but dad made us eat this!!! ' " !! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #27 January 29, 2003 I can hear him saying that, in that drawn out, nearly falcetto voice he uses when emphasizing parts of these stories... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 January 29, 2003 "Why? Because they have brain damage!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #29 January 29, 2003 Oh, no my friend, I'm an ex-broke-ass college student who still has student loans to pay off who still has to pack to pay for damn near every jump I make because I dropped out of college after too much skydiving and partying and not enough studying. Of course, I DID have more fun in college than 99% of all college students currently enrolled. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #30 January 29, 2003 Well then, you know exactly what I'm talking about then. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #31 January 29, 2003 Wow, I just realized this is a beer thread for me. Never had a hot one before Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 January 29, 2003 Once again, I wish we had some sort of beer symbol to post with in the stack of smileys we currently have...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #33 January 29, 2003 Yep, that would be a perfect icon for this group. Maybe something good like that will come out of this thread even though I did start it for less than honorable purposes Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 January 29, 2003 Quoteya know, I really and truly do dislike pickles. A lot. How can anyone not like pickles? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #35 January 29, 2003 Quote How can anyone not like pickles? Perhaps because after eating one you are a FART MACHINE?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #36 January 29, 2003 Quote Perhaps because after eating one you are a FART MACHINE? Ummmm - Not everyone is. I love pickles - especially homemade bread and butter pickles. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #37 January 29, 2003 QuoteQuote How can anyone not like pickles? Perhaps because after eating one you are a FART MACHINE? Nothing wrong with that as long as you are going to the dropzone soon. A good offense is the best defense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #38 January 29, 2003 Pickles are only good to use as freesbies, as your driving out of the Macca's drive through. I do like pickles....but just like carrot....it doesnt belong on a burger. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 January 29, 2003 Quote I do like pickles....but just like carrot....it doesnt belong on a burger. No pickles on a burger? I guess nobody's perfect...i still luv ya anyway. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #40 January 29, 2003 Opie, So you were the culprit on the plane in Eloy. Now it ALL comes out! Sunny, I'm with you in that I love pickles. I make my own every year...yum. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #41 January 29, 2003 QuoteNow it ALL comes out If it ALL came out, there would have been more problems then you know on the jump plane...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites