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"Dad is great, he gave us chocolate cake.."



"...and fire shot from her eye sockets and started burning my stomach. She screamed, 'Where did they get chocolate cake from!?!?' I said they asked for it!"

"...and my kids that had been singing praises on me, LIED ON ME, 'Auurrhhgh, we wanted eggs and milk, but dad made us eat this!!! ' " !! :D:D
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Oh, no my friend, I'm an ex-broke-ass college student who still has student loans to pay off who still has to pack to pay for damn near every jump I make because I dropped out of college after too much skydiving and partying and not enough studying. Of course, I DID have more fun in college than 99% of all college students currently enrolled.;)



Truman Sparks for President

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Perhaps because after eating one you are a FART MACHINE?



Ummmm - Not everyone is. :S

I love pickles - especially homemade bread and butter pickles. :)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Pickles are only good to use as freesbies, as your driving out of the Macca's drive through.
I do like pickles....but just like carrot....it doesnt belong on a burger.


Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

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Opie,

So you were the culprit on the plane in Eloy. Now it ALL comes out!

Sunny,

I'm with you in that I love pickles. I make my own every year...yum.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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