vanillasky11 0 #1 January 26, 2003 *Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya *I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. *Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. *Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List *I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Have any of you ever used cheesy pick up lines on someone? "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 January 26, 2003 heres one that works... get in the car and no one gets hurt! I am SOOOOO joking! but I have had an "ex" on my to do list for real! it was all in fun! lolMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #3 January 26, 2003 Quoteheres one that works... get in the car and no one gets hurt! I am SOOOOO joking! but I have had an "ex" on my to do list for real! it was all in fun! lol Well I suppose that line would work if you were hoping to be somones "bitch" in a jail cell..LOL "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 January 26, 2003 haha! theres a reason I only joke about things like that in the cyber world!I dont think they laugh in real life ! hahaha! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySlut 0 #5 January 26, 2003 Is that a keg in your pants??? Cuz' I'd sure love to tap that ass!!! If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays? If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, could I pop a nut into your hole? Im glad I have my library card...cuz I am checking you out! You look pretty clean...I guess you'll do. I personally prefer to use the pattented "double guns" from Isaac on the love boat...I find that chicks just turn into putty. Then its a one way trip to club-Barry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 January 26, 2003 "How would you like to see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors"? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #7 January 26, 2003 Quote haha! theres a reason I only joke about things like that in the cyber world!I dont think they laugh in real life ! hahaha! Some people just have NO sense of humor...LOL "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 January 26, 2003 especially police! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySlut 0 #9 January 26, 2003 I can never use a studfinder because it always keeps pointing to me!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #10 January 26, 2003 QuoteI can never use a studfinder because it always keeps pointing to me!!! HAHAHA..who actually thinks these things up.. "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #11 January 26, 2003 *Damn baby those jeans must be made out of mirrors 'cause I can see myself in them!*"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #12 January 26, 2003 I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySlut 0 #13 January 26, 2003 I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Can I flirt with you? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? So... How am I doin'? How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. (regard their outfit) Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too. I've got the F, the C, and the K. now all i need is the U! That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed. Do you want to see something swell? What do you like for breakfast? Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Say, didn't we go to different schools together? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in? Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I've had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good. I want to floss with your pubic hair. I'd look good on you. Excuse me. Have I f*cked you yet? Somebody farted! Lets get out of here But enough talk about me...what do you think of me??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 January 26, 2003 ok so whats the weirdest line that go you hooked up? I'll tell after a few ppl reply. after my first post here youre all probly scared still! lolMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySlut 0 #15 January 26, 2003 One that actually worked??? "you might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my friends that you did anyways!" She thought it was creative...go figure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #16 January 26, 2003 Quote ok so whats the weirdest line that go you hooked up? I'll tell after a few ppl reply. after my first post here youre all probly scared still! lol Well, if it was your first line that actually got you hooked up...then Im definetly scared! "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 January 26, 2003 Quote Quote ok so whats the weirdest line that go you hooked up? I'll tell after a few ppl reply. after my first post here youre all probly scared still! lol Well, if it was your first line that actually got you hooked up...then Im definetly scared! HAHAHA! no way I only say things like that here! I still joke around ALOT in real life but damn there are limits to waht can be "SAID" LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 January 26, 2003 - Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me! - Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. - Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. - Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. - I'm an organ donor, need anything? - Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? - How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? - I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #19 January 26, 2003 Ok, and here are some rebuttalls... He: Would you like to dance? She: Not with you. He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did. Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?" A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd. Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? A: Yeah, but this time don't stop! He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there! He: I know how to please a woman. She: Then please leave me alone. "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySlut 0 #20 January 26, 2003 hows about... Do you want to dance??? -No I am sorry, you must have misunderstood me...I said you look fat in those pants! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #21 January 26, 2003 Best I ever saw in action was from a friend of mine in Chicago. His line simply was, "Want to go home with me and fuck?" He'd start at one end of the bar and, yes, he'd get slapped a few times, but would on most ocassions get a taker somewhere along the line.----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #22 January 26, 2003 QuoteBest I ever saw in action was from a friend of mine in Chicago. His line simply was, "Want to go home with me and fuck?" He'd start at one end of the bar and, yes, he'd get slapped a few times, but would on most ocassions get a taker somewhere along the line. I know a guy like that..hes right to the point, tells the girls all he wants is sex, and he almost never leaves alone... "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 January 26, 2003 i had a friend like that....the girls that would say yes were usualy crack whores and skeezers! he was a total drunk. no self respecting woman would do him!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #24 January 26, 2003 Yeah..I didnt want to get into what these girls are like..but definetly "self disrespecting" women would be a good term. "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 January 26, 2003 haha! so I guess its time for my line..... it is IMPORTANT for you to know that I was hanging out with the girl for a couple hours and she was a mutual friend. things started to click and we were flirting, lightly. then I asked her. " do you mind If I objectify you?" to which she responded "I was kinda counting on it!" haha! that was the wierdest line that got me laid!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
