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I'd order one without a second thought...shit, when I go to Connecticut to visit my sister I may even go down there for just that... B|

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That sounds really really good. Its probably worth the price as in how it tastes, but I can eat for a couple weeks on $40. Shit, do you know how much Ramen $40 will give you? No, you don't? Let me tell you: 10 cases of the good Ramen, the ones in the cup with the little veggies in it. 10 cases!
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Ah... Kobe beef. That's why it costs $41.

Rumor has it that these cows get liquored up with some special wine, and get a full body massage while it. It's thought that the papering lessens their tension prior to getting slaughtered.

Kind of like why Japanese workers get the window office with a view right before they get FIRED![:/]

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Shit, do you know how much Ramen $40 will give you? No, you don't? Let me tell you: 10 cases of the good Ramen, the ones in the cup with the little veggies in it. 10 cases!



lmao!!! i know that just as well as any other college kid... that stuff's the shit ;)

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Ah... Kobe beef. That's why it costs $41.

Rumor has it that these cows get liquored up with some special wine, and get a full body massage while it. It's thought that the papering lessens their tension prior to getting slaughtered.

Kind of like why Japanese workers get the window office with a view right before they get FIRED![:/]



Actually, they get a bottle (or 2) of beer every day for the same reason that we call them "beer bellies". Puts the chubbiness on your beef too.

The massage is to keep them relaxed and not moving around. Moving burns weight. Cows are significantly more stupid than you might believe. They never see the stun-gun in the slaughterhouse coming. Down a chute and wham.

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Kobe beef, imported from Japan, comes from cattle raised on beer and massaged daily to make the meat soft and succulent.



If you think that your job sucks, just remember, someone has to massage those cows:D

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Kobe beef, imported from Japan, comes from cattle raised on beer and massaged daily to make the meat soft and succulent.
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If you think that your job sucks, just remember, someone has to massage those cows



Damn! A discussion that has sunk to beer, massages and fat, confined cows, without Clay to chime in. Poor guy!

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Kobe beef, imported from Japan, comes from cattle raised on beer and massaged daily to make the meat soft and succulent.



If you think that your job sucks, just remember, someone has to massage those cows:D


At least they are massaging the tops and sides, how about those businesses that sell bull semen. "What'd you do at work today?" "Jerked off mostly." :P

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I am not really sure its a hamburger. Its more like lump of Premium Beef with some fancy bread on either end. Its 20 oz of Kobe beef, with Foie Gras and braised Short Rib stuffed in the center. The burger is topped with French Black Truffles, 13 different baby greens, and Shitake, Lobster, Portobello, and Cremini Mushrooms. The bun is Reggiano Focaccia. It also comes with homemade chipoltle ketchup, stone ground Champagne mustard, and lastly horseradish aioli (Whatever that is). If you aren't feeling that rich you can always have the $28 dollar hamburger.

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stumbled across this and thought it sounded pretty good. Well, except for that price tag. Enjoy.
www.abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030110_1457.html



Boy, that's gotta give PETA fits!

"Kobe beef, imported from Japan, comes from cattle raised on beer and massaged daily to make the meat soft and succulent."

Sheesh, I can do that. Just give me a pistol and a chainsaw. :S
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