bottle ideas

[wingnut 0]

hey anybody got any ideas on what to do with empty pill bottles??? got a bunch from a while ago and don't want to throw em out cuz i'm a pack rat....ideas???? any?????

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[ernokaikkonen 0]

Dude, just let'em go.... You can do it! Now say to yourself: "I have no need for these pill bottles. It is best to recycle them." Repeat as necessary.

[pds 0]

uh, urine samples?

you could take the bottles that held the narcotics and fill em with gelcaps full of laxative, leave em on top of the urinal at dz bar sit back and take bets..

namaste, motherfucker.

[wingnut 0]

sky that sounds like a plan!!!!!! wonder what would look more apealing...the vicodin or oxycodone.......hehehe..... sounds like a plan!!!!!

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[TomAiello 26]

I know a highly lucrative, and semi-legal use for them. PM me if you want details.

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[QuickDraw 0]

Maybe you could start a fart collection.

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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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and semi-legal use for them

Semi legal being it's only illegal if you get busted?

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[LouDiamond 1]

The smaller ones make a great place to store a variety of things in your survival gear. Tinder and the accumalation from your dryer make good fire starters. You can also use them for holding a few of those 800mg motrins when you don't want to take the whole 1200 ea bottle with you

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[suz 0]

URGH...wingnut...throw em! you silly man! what good are they, honestly?

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[riddler 0]

Here's what you do:

Keep them in a small leather bag - a european carry-all, if you will. Women can keep them in their purse. Fill the bottom 1/4 of all bottles with tic-tacs, so they sound like they have prescription meds in them.

Every time you are in a public place and the subject of paying some bill (restaurant, hotel, etc), get really aggravated and fuss around, trying to find your wallet in the bag. Start pulling/spilling the bottles out and mention how your psychotherapist keeps giving you tips on how to avoid stress. The longer it goes, on, keep pulling out bottles and sounding more desperate. Ask if you can use their phone to call your psychotherapist, since you can't seem to find you cell phone either. Tell them it's an emergency.

See if you get any freebies out of it

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[happythoughts 0]

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Maybe you could start a fart collection.

LOL

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[airtwardo 7]

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The smaller ones make a great place to store a variety of things in your survival gear. Tinder and the accumalation from your dryer make good fire starters. You can also use them for holding a few of those 800mg motrins when you don't want to take the whole 1200 ea bottle with you

...and I thought I was the only one with a back problem?!

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[freefallfreak 0]

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The smaller ones make a great place to store a variety of things in your survival gear. Tinder and the accumalation from your dryer make good fire starters. You can also use them for holding a few of those 800mg motrins when you don't want to take the whole 1200 ea bottle with you

...and I thought I was the only one with a back problem?!

Nope..apparently there are quite a few of us, lol. I get my 800 mg motrin from the VA system, but of course, they'll give me just about anything I want just to get rid of me, lol...

FFF

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