homer 0 #1 January 23, 2003 I just had my Geology lecture/ lab partner just ask me if I would accompany her to a company dinner party. Now my question is she desperate or wanting a date with me and this was an opportunity to ask me out. This it what Heather asked me and is not verbadom(sp?) so don't quote me on it. She said that she had gone alone the last three years that not even her girlfriends would go with her as they thought it was a boring engagement. She went on to say that I was the only single man she knew and all her single cop friends were not available for the occasion. It would just be as friends and nothing would be expected. After reading over what I just wrote I'm a last resort for a date aren't I? This sucks because she is hot and a buck 10 out of the shower with a nice body and set of BOOBIES. I think I will wait a while before I give her an answer. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #2 January 23, 2003 Homer, Worse case scenario...you go, have a boring evening with plastic chicken as an entree, but you also get to spend the evening with someone you enjoy with no pressure from either side. What could it hurt? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mindygirl 0 #3 January 23, 2003 Maybe she said just as friends because she was afraid YOU aren't interested in anything more, and you might say no if she didn't stress the friends part. I have met guys that I would like to date before, and I ask them if they would like to just hang out and have a beer. Sounds like a friendly invitation, but I'm hoping it leads to more... Wow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 January 23, 2003 First, let me slap you upside the head. (WHACK!) When the pretty girl with the nice body asks you out, you don't ask questions. You just go. (WHACK!) If it's a boring dinner, then it's -YOUR- opportunity to show her how charming you are. Since the dinner is boring, you'll have her full attention and you'll be able to have some quality time alone with her. (WHACK!) What the hell are you thinking! (WHACK!)quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilivan 0 #5 January 23, 2003 Quote After reading over what I just wrote I'm a last resort for a date aren't I? You'll have even less chance if you don't go... Quote This sucks because she is hot and a buck 10 out of the shower with a nice body and set of BOOBIES. ... but you better hope she doesn't read this forum "If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #6 January 23, 2003 True but I have had thoughts of asking her out she just beat me to it is all. I just wanted to wait a bit longer and get to know her a bit more before doing so. I would like to have a little pressure I haven't had sex in #!^ days. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #7 January 23, 2003 GO! This is your chance to be her FIRST choice next time.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #8 January 23, 2003 Paul, Exactly. Homer, What he said, one more time, for emphasis. (WHACK!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #9 January 23, 2003 Quote... but you better hope she doesn't read this forum Not to worry she is so afraid of heights she will only live in a single story house. Well keep it coming I have to get to class now then do a little work out at the gym. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 January 23, 2003 Quote Paul, Exactly. Homer, What he said, one more time, for emphasis. (WHACK!) Ditto JT and Quade. (WHACK!) Thought processes like these serve to illustrate the dangers of drug use. "Do I stay home and jackoff or go out with a breathing person? Hmmm..." (WHACK!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #11 January 23, 2003 Quote Not to worry she is so afraid of heights Migth but if she is intrested then she migth try to find out more of you sportBut then again.. Go For it Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 January 23, 2003 What Quade said! QuoteWhack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 January 23, 2003 Quoteshe just beat me to it is all. heheheeee, see, sometimes we women actually ask guys out and don't wait for you to get the clue. No biggie...go and have fun. QuoteI just wanted to wait a bit longer and get to know her a bit more before doing so Why wait? What better place to get to know her than a boring dinner? Over the geology lab table? C'mon, Scott...go, have a ball, and don't keep her waiting for your answer. And Keith, you had the best answer - it is an opportunity to be her first choice next time. (Homer, I'd whack you too, but the guys seem to be doing a good job of it...) Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 January 23, 2003 Quote When the pretty girl with the nice body asks you out, you don't ask questions. You just go Hey Quark? How about a date? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 January 23, 2003 Quote What the hell are you thinking! (WHACK!) quade -Hey can I get in on this? homer - Ditto to what he said! (WHACK!) ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 January 23, 2003 Quote Ditto JT and Quade. Oh, no! Don't get me confused with JTVal. He is the one with the ducks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #17 January 23, 2003 That would be Quack..not Whack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote When the pretty girl with the nice body asks you out, you don't ask questions. You just go Hey Quark? How about a date? I see how ya are. I buy you a rig this morning and by this afternoon, ka-ching! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote Ditto JT and Quade. Oh, no! Don't get me confused with JTVal. He is the one with the ducks. Sorry about the confusion, that would be my glasses fault. Oh, and Homer... (WHACK) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 January 23, 2003 Quote I see how ya are. I buy you a rig this morning and by this afternoon, ka-ching! Well what can I say....I'm an evil wench! In fact I'm nothing more than a brazen hussy! A girls gotta do....what a girls gotta do!Of course often times a woman changes her mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #21 January 23, 2003 QuoteFirst, let me slap you upside the head. (WHACK!) When the pretty girl with the nice body asks you out, you don't ask questions. You just go. (WHACK!) If it's a boring dinner, then it's -YOUR- opportunity to show her how charming you are. Since the dinner is boring, you'll have her full attention and you'll be able to have some quality time alone with her. (WHACK!) What the hell are you thinking! (WHACK!) I concur wholeheartedly. You may now consider yourself (cyber)whacked about the head a total of 32 times! Is the concept of "opportunity" starting to sink in yet? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMonkey 0 #22 January 23, 2003 dude, you're a donkey! even if she is just psyched to be friends, there is always alcohol -- social enabler/liquid panty remover!!! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #23 January 23, 2003 WHACK!! Make that 33 times. Dude, if a hot girl who you are interested in asks you to go to some dinner with her you don't think twoce. If she asks you to stand on your head, hell, go for that, too. I'd make her work a bit for the head stand, but not too much Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #24 January 23, 2003 Well, I was going to post something about what are you wanting -- on her knees begging? A long letter talking about all your best qualities. But it's easier just to join in. WHACK! Not that the others wouldn't be nice, but dang. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #25 January 23, 2003 QuoteShe went on to say that I was the only single man she knew - It would just be as friends and nothing would be expected. Dude, Friend?? The only single man she knew?? Fucking RUN, dude...and not towards her, either. FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
