ozthebum 0 #26 January 23, 2003 QuoteTrue but I have had thoughts of asking her out she just beat me to it is all. I just wanted to wait a bit longer and get to know her a bit more before doing so. Dude, here is your chance to get to know her better...you don't like your night with her then, no harm, no foul. (sorry had to get in on it). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #27 January 23, 2003 So (WHACK) what's (WHACK) happening(WHACK) Homer (WHANCK) ? (WHACK). Have (WHACK) you (WHACK) accepted (WHACK) yet (WHACK) ? (WHACK) If (WHACK not (whack), why (WHACK) not (WHACK) ? (WHACK) Let us know how it went... Or... (WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK) Look on all the above as "Friendly Fire". Mike. PS: Hey Quade... Can I hit him again? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #28 January 23, 2003 Ok, so now that Homer has 2 black eyes, a swollen lip and a broken nose.... [Whack] one more from me..... Do you think she will still want to go out with him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemo 0 #29 January 23, 2003 Whack Whack Whack! Whack Whack Whack! Have you called her yet? Whack Whack Whack! What do ya mean no? Whack! Wake up man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #30 January 23, 2003 Jeeze...someone mentions a possible date with a hot girl and all the guys start whacking. I think we all need to step away from the computers and go out trolling for tail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #31 January 23, 2003 Quote Ok, so now that Homer has 2 black eyes, a swollen lip and a broken nose.... [Whack] one more from me..... Do you think she will still want to go out with him? Hi Muelkel, Hell yeah she'll still want him... (pause to WHACK Homer again). firstly we've all just added to his rugged good looks and general "Action Man image, secondly she's already asked everybody else. If all goes well she can help heal the (cyber) whacks with real kisses... maybe we should all stop whacking Homer over the head... Maybe (WHACK not (WHACK). Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #32 January 23, 2003 Go on the date... and just remember... You're on a mission from God! SOOOO, Sherman, set the way back machine to the Blues Brothers meeting with the Penguin.... "And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves!"Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #33 January 23, 2003 Quote step away from the computers and go out trolling for tail. weren't you seeing that stripper? or did i imagine i read that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #34 January 23, 2003 yes...twas fun....but oh so tiring. After the first time I had to call out of work, I decided play time was over before I lost my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #35 January 23, 2003 Quotewhat are you wanting -- on her knees begging? Uh, is that a trick question? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #36 January 24, 2003 Quote --------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To --------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, so now that Homer has 2 black eyes, a swollen lip and a broken nose.... [Whack] one more from me..... Do you think she will still want to go out with him? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hell yeah she'll still want him... (pause to WHACK Homer again). firstly we've all just added to his rugged good looks and general "Action Man image, secondly she's already asked everybody else. If all goes well she can help heal the (cyber) whacks with real kisses... maybe we should all stop whacking Homer over the head... Maybe (WHACK not (WHACK). LMFAO OK I'm home from school and the gym. You people are to funny. As for all the WHACKS from you guys you WHACK like a BYTCH and you sexy ladies keep it coming I like it rough. I will go to the dinner with her and if I'm lucky just maybe I will get that kiss to heal all my WHACKS. Do you think a flower/s would be a good thing. I wouldn't want to look to eager. If it were a date date I would get her flowers. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #37 January 24, 2003 QuoteDo you think a flower/s would be a good thing. I wouldn't want to look to eager. If it were a date date I would get her flowers. Holy crap! Do we have to teach you everything? Show up on time and be ready to go on go. Maintain eye contact. Present grips, but don't reach. If she's not stable, then don't dock.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #38 January 24, 2003 Last I checked I was, in fact, female always in good taste. For a first date, the simple kind you get at the grocery store are good; pretty, and they don't see too over-the-top. Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #39 January 24, 2003 If she's not stable, then don't dock. Oh no I've been doing this wrong all these years. I've allways been told the unstable ones were the BEST dockers. Glen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #40 January 24, 2003 Give me a break I haven't been on a real date in about 3 years and she was just a side fling from my GF at the time. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #41 January 24, 2003 Hey, these are just jokes . . . please apply "Agreement #2": Don't take anything personally.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #42 January 24, 2003 Take a bath, wear something nice, wear cologne, take flowers, leave sexist comemnts and jokes at home. Block everyone and thing out except her, stare in her eyes not at her rack, relax, don't do or say anything stupid and ya might actually get lucky and go out with her again. "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #43 January 24, 2003 QuoteTake a bath, wear something nice, wear cologne, take flowers, leave sexist comemnts and jokes at home. Block everyone and thing out except her, stare in her eyes not at her rack, relax, don't do or say anything stupid and ya might actually get lucky and go out with her again. Wow Lou where you been all my life? Oh and don't fart or pick your nose infront of her.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #44 January 24, 2003 QuoteDon't take anything personally Don't worry I'm not. I'm just happy you guys aren't bytch slapping me any more. This will be at one of the local golf courses with all those snooty white color people. Has anyone got a suit I could borrow. I'm 5'10" 165lbs and of medium/ muscular build. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #45 January 24, 2003 Quote Wow Lou where you been all my life? .... Quote Oh and don't fart or pick your nose infront of her Ditto and don't burp out loud unless she does it first and no pocket pool"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #46 January 24, 2003 QuoteDitto and don't burp out loud unless she does it first and no pocket pool Is it ok if she plays pocket pool for me. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #47 January 24, 2003 Quote Quote Ditto and don't burp out loud unless she does it first and no pocket pool Is it ok if she plays pocket pool for me. Refer back to the first part....unless she does it first If she offers, rack 'em up for her"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #48 January 24, 2003 I hear ya! dates are nerve racking....that's why I dont go on them. I just invite them along to parties where I know that if they want to run away....or talk to somebody else...they can! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmsmith 1 #49 January 24, 2003 QuoteI just had my Geology lecture/ lab partner just ask me if I would accompany her to a company dinner party. Go for it, and if she offers you her honor then honor her offer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #50 January 24, 2003 She barely wants to be friends. She is not interested in anything more. Don't even think about it, dude. I figured somebody had to be the voice of reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
