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Take a bath, wear something nice, wear cologne, take flowers, leave sexist comemnts and jokes at home. Block everyone and thing out except her, stare in her eyes not at her rack, relax, don't do or say anything stupid and ya might actually get lucky and go out with her again.;)



If all else fails, get her tipsy on good red wine, it always makes mehorny as hell.

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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Take a bath, wear something nice, wear cologne, take flowers, leave sexist comemnts and jokes at home. Block everyone and thing out except her, stare in her eyes not at her rack, relax, don't do or say anything stupid and ya might actually get lucky and go out with her again.;)



If all else fails, get her tipsy on good red wine, it always makes mehorny as hell.


*note to self, have good red wine when you meet Mujie*

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Last I checked I was, in fact, female . Flowers are always in good taste.



You may be the exception, but, I've heard, from many a female friend, that if a guy shows up with flowers on a first date they think it is cheasey as hell and that he's some kind of stalker, freak.

Oh hell...putting up a poll in the women's forum.

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Should I wear some colon or not?



Ok, I'm not a woman, but if anyone is wearing a colon, I'm outta there.

Damn it, Kev beat me by a huge umber of minutes!



:D:D:D ROTF :D:D:D

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh.

J


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Uhh, certain people took ears for trophies in Viet Nam but this is the first time I've ever hear of a "trophy colon"...good luck wearing it...lol.

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If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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316 days.


Sorry, your way off.

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Since when is organized synonymous with pathetic?


I'm not pathetic :( I'm just very selective, shallow and superficial when it comes to selecting someone I will see naked.


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