Carla80 0 #1 January 18, 2003 This thread has been scientifically designed to allow you to blurt out things that you want to say to other dz.commers, but don't, for whatever reason. Just spew it out here, get it off your chest: insults, invective, vitriol, public displays of secret lust, insults, tirades, insults, rants, insults... whatever. You'll feel better for having gotten it off your chest, Think of this thread as a virtual punching bag. Only one "rule" (I hate rules): name no names. (this has probably been done before, as there's nothing new under the sun, but... deal with it) I'll start the ball rolling: you're not as cool as you think you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 January 18, 2003 "this has probably been done before, as there's nothing new under the sun, but... deal with it" actually i don't think this has been done before!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 January 18, 2003 ah-ha !! a first !! cough up ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mindygirl 0 #4 January 18, 2003 I am so crazy about you ...but I'm just too shy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #5 January 18, 2003 You probably think this thread is about you, don't you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #6 January 18, 2003 QuoteI am so crazy about you ...but I'm just too shy. I am crazy about your avatar, and I'm not too shy to say it.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #7 January 18, 2003 A "Logic" question. I Love my wife. My wifes Loves me. I Love skydiving. I Love skydivers. (And even lust after a few- You might know who you are, but maybe not-) My wife hates skydiving. I refuse to quit skydiving. Question is-- What should the next line read? And one more thing- TITTIES AND BEER! TITTIES AND BEER! TITTIES AND BEER! Thank You for this opportunity. I feel much better now! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #8 January 18, 2003 I Love my wife. My wifes Loves me. I Love skydiving. I Love skydivers. (And even lust after a few- You might know who you are, but maybe not-) My wife hates skydiving. I refuse to quit skydiving. ...And they lived "happily" ever after? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #9 January 18, 2003 the next line should say "Can you recommend a good divorce lawyer?" "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #10 January 18, 2003 Hey boss! You are not a very good lyer. You can't even fool someone as naive as me. When you lie like that I always catch you. Lying like that is like pissing in your own cornflakes. Yesterday I might have respected you, but now I know (from experience) that you are a pathetic lying loser. Now fuck off asshole! Whew! I already feel better. I quit that job 16 years ago but would still punch out my old boss if I ever met him again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #11 January 18, 2003 I like the "happily ever after" line the best- Been down the divorce road before- It sucked! But as long as I can keep my tent, my Harley, and my rig, it might not be so bad-! (j/k) Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #12 January 18, 2003 hahahahaaa... keeping the option open to "bump" this thread back to life when needed ok, I can think of a few.. * your posts have scared the hell out of me in the past* * I wish you could see yourself as the person I see you as and get all of the clutter away from your self perception because it is your biggest downfall* * arrogance is a huge turn-off* * I wish you felt you could trust me * * I think you are self destructing and hope you get through this soon* * you are one of the strongest women you inspire me to look at things differently* * It hurts my feelings when we chat and you are almost always distracted by something else. ** *I know you didn't mistakenly pm me* and this one goes for a lot of people * don't worry about how others see you, juswt be yourself, dn't pretend to be something you are not and if they don't like you for it, screw them! someone else will. so have a coke, have a smile and relax!!!* * I wish more people could be honest-with themselves and others* oh, *and I am so sorry I haven't sent your duck yet* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #13 January 18, 2003 I can relate, man!!! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #14 January 18, 2003 Two skydivers were walking to the DZ from the parking lot. One says to the other, "hey, thats a nice rig you got there." Other says, "thanks, I got it for my wife" First guy says "Nice trade" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 January 18, 2003 O.K. I'll play.... Damn, she is sooo hot! Too bad she's a stalker! Too bad she's stalking the wrong person....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 January 18, 2003 Quote Damn, she is sooo hot! Too bad she's a stalker! Even without a name, i think we all know who you're talking about ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #17 January 18, 2003 Quote A "Logic" question. I Love my wife. My wifes Loves me. I Love skydiving. I Love skydivers. (And even lust after a few- You might know who you are, but maybe not-) My wife hates skydiving. I refuse to quit skydiving. Question is-- What should the next line read? And one more thing- TITTIES AND BEER! TITTIES AND BEER! TITTIES AND BEER! Thank You for this opportunity. I feel much better now! you take the left orr and I'll take the right orr....'cause we are in the exact same boat-Grant_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #18 January 18, 2003 I KNEW I wasn't the only one! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #19 January 18, 2003 Is this the "Blurt it out" thread, or the "Coming out of the Closet" thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #20 January 18, 2003 Could be either! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 January 18, 2003 She's right, she is an old hag. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #22 January 18, 2003 Well, this weekend, I'll be coming out of the closet and into freefall.... Look out rainbows!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #23 January 18, 2003 yep, he is full of crap. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #24 January 18, 2003 Ok I'll play. I want as my personal play toy. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #25 January 18, 2003 Could you please lay off the excessive use of exclaimation points? Its really annoying. We get the point. This thread was a good idea but there's still stuff I can't say. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
