Viking 0 #1 January 17, 2003 when i woke up there was salt all over the rim of the tiolet bowl!! Thanx god i didn't eat worm!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 January 17, 2003 oh come on that was funny!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #3 January 17, 2003 Son, you need to get laid "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,445 #4 January 17, 2003 Yes -- and I shared it with the office and will be forwarding it around. I have a priceless video of a group of 7th graders, pretending to be archeologists, "exploring" a toilet by sticking their head in, then (offscreen) flushing. It's the giggling that makes it good. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 January 17, 2003 LOL! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #6 January 17, 2003 Yeah, just stay away from those brown worms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 January 17, 2003 hahah !tequila has the worm. yes it was funny but you must been drunk. You had me convinved today was only thusday! you screwed me up ,manMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 January 17, 2003 Oh my dear boy...i worry about you sometimes... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 January 17, 2003 Quote Son, you need to get laid what? should he crawl up a chicken ass and wait?!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #10 January 17, 2003 Dear Arthur, Have you been following the dog around more lately???? Are these really the thoughts you want women to think of the next time you try to kiss them?? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #11 January 17, 2003 Wendy it was a joke, i don't actually drink from the tiolet!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #12 January 17, 2003 Yes I knowI mean I think I know, does any of us really know that you don't? I mean how do you prove you didn't do something? How can we be really sure? Many a truth was said in jest. There, take that! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 January 17, 2003 Quote Yes I knowI mean I think I know, does any of us really know that you don't? I mean how do you prove you didn't do something? How can we be really sure? Many a truth was said in jest. There, take that! He doesn't have a bruise on his head, does he? Nothing worse than that toilet seat spanking you when you aren't expecting it. There you are... getting a drink... and POW! What really worries me are women who own dogs. You are sitting in the living room, watching tv. You look over... the dog is licking itself in a variety of spots. Then, the dog comes over and the girl lets the dog lick her face and lips. Five minutes later, she wants to kiss you. "Sorry honey, you smell like dog butt." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #14 January 17, 2003 Now, honestly, can you say that is much worse than some things youve kissed? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 January 17, 2003 Quote Wendy it was a joke, i don't actually drink from the tiolet! A joke or an admission with different results then you hoped for...now you are trying to play it off! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #16 January 18, 2003 Sounds like you have been listening to Larry the cable guy . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #17 January 18, 2003 You are priceless. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 January 18, 2003 QuoteYou are priceless. hahah! priceless or worthless !HAHAHA j/k kidding vike!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #19 January 18, 2003 I.....I....I don't even know how to respond to that! EEWWW just doesn't seem like it's enough! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #20 January 18, 2003 Quote Quote Son, you need to get laid what? should he crawl up a chicken ass and wait?! What about a duck??!!~~So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 January 18, 2003 I am surprised it took that long for someone to say it My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #22 January 18, 2003 hehehehehe you are correct sir!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #23 January 18, 2003 you just want me to slap your ass really hard while you have your feet pinned behind your head don't you!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #24 January 18, 2003 Quote I am surprised it took that long for someone to say it That's only because I didn't pay attention to this thread at all...good thing I showed up when I did. Attached, please see your newly suggested avatar... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #25 January 18, 2003 Too funny dude!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
