skyboyblue 0 #26 January 13, 2003 homer quotes here: http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/homer.html? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #27 January 13, 2003 QuoteThe best Simpson seen has to be the one where Maggie, Lisa, and Bart are doing RW and Homer has fall rate issues and swoops in and takes out the formation. In the Party Posse episode Bart, Nelson, Milhouse, and Ralph do a 4-way in the Yvan Eht Nioj music video. My favorite scene? I dunno, there are so many. When the Mafia gets together at The Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club. Homer becomes Mr. X and the whole Prisoner parody (ice cream cone full of syringes). The Mensa episode and Stephen Hawking's rocket powered, robotic boxing glove equiped wheelchair. Mark Hamil as Luke Skywalker in Guys and Dolls. When Stephen Jay Gould really just had to pee. Anything with Cleetus. When Bart gets Milhouse on America's Most Wanted, and the Fugitive inspired chase and dam scene ("My glasses!"). "I'll get you Beer Baron!" "No you won't!" The stills exploding in the basement. Homer flooding Springfield in the name of avante garde art. When Barts sells his soul and can't get through automatic door openers. The Radioactive Man movie: "The goggles, they do nothing!" Frank "Grimey" Grimes. Homer and Bart grifting, getting caught, and framing Willie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #28 January 13, 2003 My favourite is still from the first series. The one where they are all wired up to electric shock machines in family therapy and start using it not as was originally intended. Or the bit where Homer is about to discover his middle name on a mural behind a bush. "From now on I Homer J. Simpson will be known as Homer ...... Jay Simpson !"Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #29 January 13, 2003 You guys never cease to amaze me....where do you get these questions ? My two favorites - When Mr. Burns is a vampire, and Homer has the stake. Lisa says "To kill a vampire, you must drive a stake through his heart. Homer starts pounding away, and screaming "Die, vampire !" Lisa says "Dad....that's his crotch." Or the one where all the kids are dressed up as Old West characters. Bart is dressed up as a cowboy, then says "I'm a cowboy", shoots his gun, and spins his lariat. Nelson has a war bonnet on, says "I'm Geronimo!", and gives a war-whoop. Ralph is lying down, wearing street clothes. He sits up, says "I'm a gulch!", then lies back down. Sports, Discovery Channel, and The Simpsons are about all I watch anymore. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airborne31582 0 #30 January 13, 2003 I love the episode where Bart and Ralph become friends, and Ralph tells Bart "That's where I saw the little leprechaun, he tells me to burn things" Also Homer saying "God, he's my favorite fictional character" Chris I thought of the odds of me succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #31 January 13, 2003 My favs are when we meet Dancing Pete, in the episode where crusty fakes his death, and one where homer's at some festival (beer or chili, can't recall), and he goes on some weird trip, and talks to the fox, who tells him to find his soul mate, then when he wakes up on the golf course and sees that dog and "And that pyramid was just the Pro-shop!" and the dog says "Find your soulmate, home", he stops, turns and says "Wait a second! Dog's can't talk!" "Ruff!" "Damn straight!" Ah.. I love that show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 January 13, 2003 One of my faves is when Homer takes the electric car for a test drive. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #33 January 13, 2003 I like the episode in the second season (think it was called "General Sherman") where Marge and Homer throw a party. After Homer gets all drunk and makes an a$$ of himself he wakes up the next morning and Marge asks him if he remembered what he did. In Homer's mental flashback he pictures himself with a bunch of sophisticated people, finishing a joke with the line: "and I said 'I really must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini'". Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #34 January 13, 2003 From the first season: Bart gets his spy camera, Lisa yells" Mom! Bart is taking a picture of his butt" He quicly pulls his britches up and nonchalantly says," Like I'd really take a picture of my butt." Classic. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #35 January 13, 2003 I liked the one where Homer goes 3D. I think it was a season finale. He ends up in the real world, searching for Bart. Anyone remembers this? ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #36 January 13, 2003 The Halloween special where Mr Burns is a Vampire. " aaarrrrr more victims for my ever increasing army of the undead..... Mr Burn's.... you have to let the button go..... son of a bit..."Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #37 January 13, 2003 The Kwik-E-Mart got 12 new gas pumps once, and was promptly exploded by artillery from a nearby firing range. In the background of the next scene, a giant smouldering "K" from the Kwik-E-Mart sign falls from the sky. "I'm smarter than the deeeevil! I'm smarter than the deeeevil!" "YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #38 January 13, 2003 Futurama is better !!!!Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybeergodd 0 #39 January 13, 2003 Best one is when Homer has a heart attack and is trying to get insurance and the agent saw where under heartattacks he had scratched out two and told the agent he thought it said brain hermorrhages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,073 #40 January 13, 2003 I think my favorite is still the one where the aliens kidnap both presidential candidates and impersonate them. They are discovered, but they reply "Ha! In your two-party system, you still must vote for one of us, so one of us will be elected! Our success is assured." Fast forward ten years and humanity is enslaved under the aliens. Marge says "I can't believe we were conquered so easily." Homer says "Don't blame me, I voted for the other one!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #41 January 13, 2003 Guy: "Well, I think I'll vote for a third party candidate!" Alien: "Go ahead, throw your vote away!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #42 January 13, 2003 2 of em come to mind immediately--the whole Shining parody is one. the other is when maggie is really the daughter of the aliens, and they ring the doorbell, homer answers the door and goes "Ah, crap, MORMONS!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallin14 0 #43 January 13, 2003 No one has mentioned what has to be the greatest episode of all time... The Softball episode - the nuclear powerplant company softball team with Strawberry (Darryl..Darryl..Darryl), Mattingly, Steve Sax, Canseco, Ken G. Jr, Roger Clemens, Ozzie Smith, Mike Sosha, Wade Boggs. That whole episode was hilarious. Anything with Disco Stu, Linal Hutz, Dr. Nick Riveria, or Police Chief Wiggum. Especially Wiggum... The other episode has to be the one the police dog leads them to the blind guy's house whos got weed. Then they arrest him, tell Bart to leave and the scene cuts to the outside of the house, Bob Marley Jammin starts playing, and the other cops show up with their dates. Bret Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #44 January 13, 2003 I like the one where the Simpsons go to family therapy. They are supposed to give eachother electric schocks if one of the others says something they don't agree with. And in doing so they are supposed to see the others pain and the love will conquer the urge to hurt the family members..bla bla bla. That doesn't quite work. Instead they are all screaming and electricuting eachother. <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #45 January 13, 2003 I'd have to say my favorite is when Bart plays an April Fools joke on Homer. He takes Homers last beer to the paint shop and has them shake the hell out of it. He puts it in the frigde and turns up the heat in the house. Homer gets hot and heads for the beer. Just has Homer goes to open it Bart yells, "April Foo" . . . BANG the house explodes.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #46 January 17, 2003 QuoteWas that on the new one tonight? Halfway through it I got called to work. Speaking of bad chinese accents, when Mr. Burns gets chinese delivered, the chinese chinese delivery guy says: 'you know sir, it is customary to tip' in perfect english, and Mr. Burns goes, in a really bad chinese accent: 'Me sorry, Me no speaky chinese' That was just on tonight! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #47 January 17, 2003 Bart has to have his tatoo removed by the giant laser.... Ow, quit it, ow, quit it, ow, quit it Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #48 January 17, 2003 One of my favorite shows. I guess I'm a ghoul, since I'd love to see a half-hour montage of al the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons. My favorite moment ever was the whole bit about the history of Itchy and Scratchy at "Itchy and Scratchy Land." When they were at Duff Gardens, and Bart found the "Beer Goggles" for sale, and they made Selma into a "Whoa, momma!" Moe and Groundskeeper Willie just have too many funny moments... - My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
