rhino 0 #51 January 15, 2003 Who cares?? I'm dead.. lol Hmm... Put my ashes in a cruise missile headed for North Korea!! Yeagh!! That's it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #52 January 15, 2003 After I die?? I'm gonna' DIE?? Oh, ok...if ya'll insist, I'll die but not before I make this perfectly clear - I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!!! Oh, wrong place and time...(Hi Monica). Uhh, actually, when I die, I'm gonna be cremated and the ashes are to be spread as fertilizer for a rose bush..Makes sense to me to bring a little beauty into this world one last time. FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidp 0 #53 January 15, 2003 I think donation is the way to go!! except for the personal parts,, i'd hate to think a shemale would receive my parts. I've also heard about companies that purchase bodies for crash tests,, just call me andy! With courage being greater than your fear, jump into the unknown and enjoy the best that life has to offer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #54 January 16, 2003 I'm with you, missing man formation with scattering of ashes AFTER any useful organs are donated (for people, NOT research). The heat from cremation tends to coalesce (sp?) some body fluids into crystallized solids that resemble gemstones. If you look at human ashes, you will see lots of them. I took part of my dead grandmother to the UK and threw her ashes from the bluff of Edinburgh tower. She always said she wanted to travel the world, but could never afford it On the way over, I sat next a CUTE english girl with cute English accent. I think I had her on the hook until I showed her grandma Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #55 January 16, 2003 Quote Makes sense to me to bring a little beauty into this world one last time. One last time or for the first time? He he he....JUST KIDDING, FFF!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #56 January 16, 2003 Quote Quote what do you want to have done with your body? As skydivers, a lot of us want ashes thrown from an airplane. Some people have other ideas. What is yours? This is not meant to be a morbid discussion or for people to argue their beliefs, but just taken lightly b/c I find it kind of interesting what others think. Here's mine: I used to want my ashes released on a skydive. But now... First, I want all useful organs, etc. taken from my body and given to those who may need it. Second, burn me up. Third, the best part, there is a new company that can make diamonds from a person's ashes using the carbon or oxygen or nitrogen or whatever of those it is (I forget) that is found heavily in human ashes. They can make up to 100 diamonds from one person, or just one. I want to be made in to a diamond for BZ to wear forever and that way he can skydive w/ me, tooHa ha ha! I'm so serious. They really can do that. It's quite pricy; about 4k and up, but I think I'm worth it, don't you?OK...you're turn...what would you have done? I'm gonna have have my head removed and sent to New Guinea to one of those head hunter tribes where it will be shrunk down and made into a necklace so that BZ can wear it around his neck forever. Oh yeah, much better picture. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #57 January 16, 2003 HA HA HA! That's sick! Ew, everytime they show those shrunken heads on Ripley's I cringe, not to mention the CRAZY GUY who collects them. Can you imagine him bringing a girl home for the first time? "And, this is my collection of heads"...Well, at least he has more head than any other guy on the block Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 January 16, 2003 Quote HA HA HA! That's sick! Ew, everytime they show those shrunken heads on Ripley's I cringe, not to mention the CRAZY GUY who collects them. Can you imagine him bringing a girl home for the first time? "And, this is my collection of heads"...Well, at least he has more head than any other guy on the block I figure that they mail them directly to his house. He sits home and waits for the UPS guy. "No.. I'm staying home this afternoon... getting a little head..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #59 January 16, 2003 if any thing can be used to somone living,there i go.For the rest,burn it and spread my ashes at my favorit object. This have already been arenged by my family. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #60 January 16, 2003 Quote my ashes at my favorit object. But isn't your favorite object going to be burned w/ the rest of your body?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #61 January 16, 2003 after I die I want them to use my Penis as a vase to hold all the flowers They put around the casket! I guess they'll have to be LONG stemmed roses. DOH!(ok so I cant be serious; I tried last week and it was stupid) My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #62 January 16, 2003 Quote after I die I want them to use my Penis as a vase to hold all the flowers They put around the casket! I plan to have mine "bronzed". My parents bronzed my baby shoes and they have no useful value but ornamentation. Make it a battery operated appliance and you can keep on spreading happiness after your death. Hey, talk about people using your organs after you're gone... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #63 January 16, 2003 so they can have a bronze baby penis to go with the shoes? HAHA My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #64 January 16, 2003 Quote so they can have a bronze baby penis to go with the shoes? HAHA No, I was talking about mine, I have no opinion on your personal choices. I was going to donate mine to the dz.com Center for Tense Women. I am known for trying to help others. I'm not actually a doctor, but I play one in bars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #65 January 16, 2003 Quote But isn't your favorite object going to be burned w/ the rest of your body? Nope but im sure that my freindly farmer would alow a big fire at his field,in the memory of me... Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #66 January 16, 2003 throw me out of a plane. No cremation just chuck my body out. And aim for a highway patrol car. Seriously, I haven't given it much thought. I have an organ donor card, but after that the body is just a shell. I would like a memorial dive, but that's all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #67 January 16, 2003 Quote throw me out of a plane. No cremation just chuck my body out. And aim for a highway patrol car. We'll take you and dump your main. Do CRW and drag you around the sky. Then, take the cash out of your pocket and pay for your packing, take ya up again. You'll have 20 CRW jumps after you're dead. Of course, we'll probably have to tip the packers a little extra, hope you don't mind us being extravagent with your money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #68 January 16, 2003 QuoteOne last time or for the first time? What part of one last time did you not understand?? Lol. FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cava 0 #69 January 16, 2003 When I die, help yourself to any cash in my wallet, then toss my body in front of a marching band so they will have to stumble over or step around me, hopefully causing them to lose the beat momentarily. "That's what they all say. They all say, 'Doh!'' Josef Stalin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #70 January 16, 2003 Soilent Green....Yummy. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #71 January 16, 2003 QuoteSoilent Green....Yummy. Was soilent green the top of the line or was that more "common" than soilent blue or yellow? I'm trying to remember. "Soilent Green is people!!!" - Charlton Heston _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tb62871 0 #72 January 16, 2003 Just put me out with the trash on monday morning. --TB Welcome my friends to the show that never ends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
