PLFXpert 0 #1 January 14, 2003 Since BZ and I have been together, 4 of his friends have gotten married and he's been to all 4 bachelor parties and another one coming up. That part I don't mind. What's terribly wrong is NONE of the women had bachlorette parties....BZ is having all the fun for the sake of "being there for his buddies" and I haven't gotten jack squat! Come on ladies, I want to see some ass, too, for the sake of "being there for my bride-to-be friends". Bring on the Chip 'n Dales! I want my bachlorette invitations, damnit!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 January 14, 2003 Quote Bring on the Chip 'n Dales! I'll dance for ya. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #3 January 14, 2003 Sounds like you need to take matters into your own hands and schedule a bachlorette PARTY Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 January 14, 2003 Quote Bring on the Chip 'n Dales You like furry rodents? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 January 14, 2003 Quote Sounds like you need to take matters into your own hands and schedule a bachlorette PARTY And Keith will take care of the "entertainment" for you. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 January 14, 2003 Oooooo, great idea. Let's set a date for all volunteers to come to FL. and dance for me! All ladies are invited to the show. It will be my all-the-bachelorette-parties-I-never-got-to-go-to-while-BZ-got-to-have-naked-girls-do -a-lap-dance-for-him party! Let's a get a list of volunteers going (male stripper/dancers) and ladies we'll get a list of attendees going, too Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 January 14, 2003 Quote Oooooo, great idea. Let's set a date for all volunteers to come to FL. and dance for me! All ladies are invited to the show. It will be my all-the-bachelorette-parties-I-never-got-to-go-to-while-BZ-got-to-have-naked-girls-do -a-lap-dance-for-him party! Let's a get a list of volunteers going (male stripper/dancers) and ladies we'll get a list of attendees going, too I was thinking more on the lines of a private party. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 January 14, 2003 OK, so far we have: Male dancers: Muenkel Keith pds freeflyz skyboyblue happythoughts Female Attendees: PLFXpert (the unofficial bachelorette) Skymama jessdPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 January 14, 2003 We'll save that for the champagne room, Muenkel. I want a full out SAUSAGE STRIP FEST going on for me and the ladies! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #10 January 14, 2003 uh, in that case, where do i sign up. i think my references are posted elsewhere...... namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 January 14, 2003 Added you to the list, pds. And by the way, I'M SO SERIOUS...ya'll better get together and decide what day you can make it down to FL. After all, it IS my unofficial bachelorette party so you have to come to me! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #12 January 14, 2003 OK, just so you know, I may be easy, but I ain't CHEAP Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 January 14, 2003 ditto what Keith said. I am prime grade A beef. You want a piece of me...it'll cost ya. A beer would be nice. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 January 14, 2003 Hunny, I ALWAYS get what I want and I NEVER have to pay for it Besides, any costs will be paid for by Skymama...I'm soliciting her services to get some freebies since she is the QUEEN Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 January 14, 2003 I think it'll cost me all of a wink and come-hither stare Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #16 January 14, 2003 I can bring beer n chips Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 January 14, 2003 Great! And, don't forget your g-string! (adding freeflyz to her list) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #18 January 14, 2003 Add me to the of female attendees - although I may start dancing around at some point. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #19 January 14, 2003 Wooo-hooo! Added youTo those just viewing, scroll up for list Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 January 14, 2003 Quote Besides, any costs will be paid for by Skymama.. shaking head...how do I always get involved in your crazy threads? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 January 14, 2003 [Forest Gump voice] 'Cause you're my crazy girl, JENN-AY Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 January 14, 2003 Well, how am I supposed to stay a respectable greenie if you're always blowing my cover? C'mon, I have a pretty good scam going on here! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 January 14, 2003 He he he...hunny, I assure you, I'm not the only one making jokes about trying to get under your coversPlus, you're my good friend and I embarrass all my friends. I wouldn't want you to feel left outNow, on with the list....come on boys and girls....I need more strippers/attendees. Wait what am I saying, just more strippers, please...more sasusage for meOrganize a date, boys...BZ's next bachelor party he's going to is sometime next month. I need my ONE to his his FIVE! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 January 14, 2003 When a buddy of mine and his g/f were getting married, the other girls took her out on a "girls night out" party. They all decided to meet at a bar/restaurant to start at 8pm. The other girls showed up at 7pm with "gifts". Items of a personal nature (lingerie, toys, etc). They distributed the gifts to random guys in the bar. Then, when she showed up, these guys would walk up every 5 minutes or so and say "...heard about your wedding, here's a gift". It would be lingerie in her size. She spent a good part of the evening denying knowing 7 guys who called her by name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 January 14, 2003 He he he....well, I will DEFINITELY have a bachelorette party when it's my turn, but this is an unofficial bachelorette party b/c of all the bachelor parties BZ gets to go to for his soon-to-be-married friends. This will be his 5th one...his friends are dropping like flys out of the single world. Not one of their wives-to-be had a party, damnit and I'm FED UP! So Bill, can I add you to my list of male strippers? Wouldn't you like to give me some "happy thoughts" so I can fly to never never land? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
