skyboyblue 0 #26 January 14, 2003 Quote. After all, it IS my unofficial bachelorette party damn so soon? But we haven't even met yet. There's still time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #27 January 14, 2003 Who says you need a bachelorette party to go see some ass....? _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #28 January 14, 2003 Ooooo, skyboyblue just volunteered himself to strip! (adding you to my list) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 January 14, 2003 "So Bill, can I add you to my list of male strippers?" I may not qualify as a "Chippendale", but maybe a "Clydesdale". I'll come on later in the show, I look better with tequila shots. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #30 January 14, 2003 ahhh, sumbitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #31 January 14, 2003 Quote Bring on the Chip 'n Dales! I want my bachlorette invitations, damnit! well, I"m sure you can figure something out, you DO live by Daytona! by the way it's spelled Chippendales Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #32 January 14, 2003 Quote by the way it's spelled Chippendales See, I'm way too innocent for my own good! (I think I spelled the cartoon character squirrels...HA HA HA!) So are you volunteering weid?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #33 January 14, 2003 This reminds me of what happened to a couple I knew a few years back...He had the full bachelor party, went to a strip club, got smashed, etc. All of his bride's friends encouraged her to have a bachlorette party w/ male strippers, etc. Instead for her bachlerette party she took them all out to one of those pottey-painting places. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #34 January 14, 2003 Why, you just KNOW the the goings on at a bachelor party isn't what most women think...the guys all sit around and compare notes on the next football game and drink beer...we wouldn't think of doing anything that would seem "naughty". It's all innocent fun for the guys and you just KNOW that all the stuff you hear about our "parties" aren't true. We don't really have strippers, booze, nekked girls or any of the other things that would cause a riff between a man and his bride. FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #35 January 14, 2003 Quotea respectable greenie i'm pretty sure those words are multually exclusive____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #36 January 15, 2003 Zennie, Isn't that sorta' like "military" and "intelligence"?? Lol... FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #37 January 15, 2003 Quote I'll dance for ya. OUCH! OUCH! MY EYES! MY EYES~~~----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 January 15, 2003 I've seen bachelorette parties where the brides clothes got re-arranged by a male stripper, so... it ain't always that sedate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #39 January 15, 2003 Hey, Carrie....will you audition your list of male strippers for me? My roommate is having a bachellorette party and told me I better get her a good stripper!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #40 January 15, 2003 Quote Quote by the way it's spelled Chippendales See, I'm way too innocent for my own good! (I think I spelled the cartoon character squirrels...HA HA HA!) So are you volunteering weid? I think I still have that bow tie around somewhere.... would it be worth my while? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #41 January 15, 2003 Wooo-hooo! Adding weid14 to my stripper list and Val to my list of attendees. I'm not kidding boys! This is happening!OK, so far we have: Male dancers: Muenkel Keith pds freeflyz skyboyblue happythoughts weid14 steve1 Female Attendees: PLFXpert (the unofficial bachelorette) Skymama jessd Vallerina JumpNFly Tee Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #42 January 15, 2003 I may be in Florida at the end of February. If you can hold off on the party until then I'd be glad to perform for you. I can't sing or dance, but I always wanted to be a Chip in Dale kind of a guy. Don't let my age scare you. I am reasonably physically fit and I've heard that some people like elderly bald headed men. I'm not very good looking any more, but maybe I could wear a sack over my head. I still have my posing trunks, when I was a body builder twenty years ago. Do you think that rolls of fat and white skin might scare anyone?......... I'm anxiously waiting your reply! Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 January 15, 2003 By the way, do I bring my own Chip 'n Dale squirrel costume or are they provided? Mine would need dry-cleaning to get some of the stains out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #44 January 15, 2003 All shapes, sizes and ages are welcome, as long as you can WORK IT, BABY, YEA! OK, STEVE1 wants to plan for the end of February. Can the rest of you boys and girls make it down to Florida then? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #45 January 15, 2003 I think a squirrel costume would be very appropriate for such an occaision. You might want to put some velcro on it so you can rip it off real quick for a more dramatic affect. I'm just wondering how to choreograph my routine. I'm kind of a country western kind of guy so I definitely thought I'd wear a cowboy hat while dancing around to some kind of music. I may even wear a pair a chaps. (I like to dress up in leather!) I'm anxious to start practicing my routine so I'd appreciate any ideas for music. I kind of like "Home on the Range". I've never done this kind of thing before. What do you think?..... Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 January 15, 2003 A pair of chaps and some fuzzy handcuffs, you're good to go. As far as country music, try "I've got friends in low places" and point to your package a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #47 January 15, 2003 That sounds great! I know Michael Jackson has a routine kind of like that, and it works for him. That reminds me I need to start practicing my "moon walking". Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #48 January 15, 2003 QuoteOK, so far we have: Male dancers: Muenkel Keith pds freeflyz skyboyblue happythoughts Female Attendees: PLFXpert (the unofficial bachelorette) Skymama jessd Dammit woman, you know I'm there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #49 January 15, 2003 Quote That sounds great! I know Michael Jackson has a routine kind of like that, and it works for him. That reminds me I need to start practicing my "moon walking". Steve1 I tried "moon walking", but with my shorts down to my knees, I tend to take shorter steps and wobble a lot. I renamed it the "elephant trunk" walk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #50 January 15, 2003 Wooo-hooo...glad to hear you boys are practicing b/c us ladies want to see some WILD movesJumpNFly...added you to my list, honny Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
