IronMike 0 #1 January 15, 2003 I got those Clorox Toilet things you put in the tank....The kind with dual blue/white mints....The blue one got caught under the flapper and I reached down to move it. It disinigrated and turned my hand Smurf blue. It will not come off for anything, even Goop hand cleaner. I look like I just robbed a bank. Also, my toilet water is severely blue too. I have flushed it 100 times and it is still dark blue soup. NEVER TOUCH THE BLUE ONE! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 15, 2003 BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Don't worry, I'm pointing at you while I'm laughing too... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #3 January 15, 2003 ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Lesson learned. Did you try soaking your hand in a weak bleach solution? J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 January 15, 2003 Reminds me of Ed Harris in The Abyss...but you weren't looking for a ring were ya? ! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #5 January 15, 2003 People, People....he's making this up...he's really a SMURF in disguise... FFF THE SMURFS ARE LOOSE, THE SMURFS ARE LOOSE....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES... "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 January 15, 2003 Not to mention he put the Tidy Bowl Man on the streets! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 January 15, 2003 A big smurf, sort of like a smurf with a glandular disorder... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #8 January 15, 2003 ok, not to take this to an all new level, but what happens if you have to go pee? I mean make sure you use the hand that isn't blue! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #9 January 15, 2003 I think pictures are called for. Please please please, so we can laugh and point. Not that we won't laugh and point, it's just much more fun this way. That way we can all forget the things we've each done with visible consequences. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeletor 0 #10 January 15, 2003 QuoteI have flushed it 100 times and it is still dark blue soup. Isn't that the whole point to putting blue sh!t in your toilet... Mike, leave the toilet alone now... rich. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 January 15, 2003 Hahaha... hey everybody it's IronMike Smurf... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 January 15, 2003 Quote I have flushed it 100 times and it is still dark blue soup. So don't you have like 1900 flushes to go? By the way, right hand or left, and have you rubbed your Smurfiness off on any other body parts that we can begin mocking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #13 January 15, 2003 Quote I think pictures are called for. Please please please, so we can laugh and point. Not that we won't laugh and point, it's just much more fun this way. OK...What the hell.... What's the worst that could happen? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #14 January 15, 2003 That took balls! Kudos! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 January 15, 2003 *pointing and laughing* --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #16 January 15, 2003 QuoteThat took balls! Wanna see a picture of them too? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 January 15, 2003 No, no monkey brains, no monkey brains!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #18 January 15, 2003 I think you should market it. Blue skin dye could be the next wave. I was thinking about dying my hair blue ...Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 January 15, 2003 Quote That took balls! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanna see a picture of them too? No thanks, but enquiring minds want to know if you turned them blue. I've never heard of guys getting blueballs from toilet bowl cleaners, but stranger things have happened.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #20 January 15, 2003 Just don't eat the lil white mint! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #21 January 15, 2003 Screw it...I need more sleep but Im off to Perris. Last night at work sucked....I was sitting there and had just mentioned to an employee how bored I was when the phone rang. Some morons digging a trench for a 15ft diameter sewer pipe 100ft UNDER our tracks at the top of the Alameda corridor managed to collpase the ground under all 3 tracks....All of a sudden, lotsa trains with no place to go. Lots of coffee, phone calls, conference calls, pages and emails later........ugh! And a blue hand to cap it off. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
