hohonukai 0 #1 December 18, 2002 As I currently am holding a set of old business cards, yet again, thinking to myself what a waste. Any good ideas? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 December 18, 2002 Build a CASTLE __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #3 December 18, 2002 They make good tooth-picks. CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 December 18, 2002 well heres a quick one off the cuff. Call all of the ppl on those businees cards and set up appiontments with each of them! you know you can pair them up HAHA! or YOU can meet with them and see hopw many you can staple to the owners(of the cards) chest!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 December 18, 2002 Call some of the business and send them for an appointment at a DISLIKED FRIENDS house!you have to make sure its during the hours that FRIeND is home. You know call a protologist that makes HOUSE CALLS! and send him to your PAIN IN THE ASS friends house! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #6 December 18, 2002 I keep one copy of every business card I've ever had in an album. Since I redesign my own card at least once a year it's a nice collection First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 December 18, 2002 I'm betting these are his business cards. I use mine for bookmarks and telephone scrap paper. However, if they are someone elses...If you are at a bar and not doing well with someone of the target sex (pretty PC, huh?), then just go ahead and piss them off royally. Then, give them one of the business cards and say "call me" in a really offensive manner. Say to use your "nickname", such as "butt-master". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 December 18, 2002 Quote I'm betting these are his business cards. I use mine for bookmarks and telephone scrap paper. However, if they are someone elses...If you are at a bar and not doing well with someone of the target sex (pretty PC, huh?), then just go ahead and piss them off royally. Then, give them one of the business cards and say "call me" in a really offensive manner. Say to use your "nickname", such as "butt-master". well I guess he could still do those things but it wouldnt be a surprise to him! haahha!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 December 18, 2002 Quote Quote I'm betting these are his business cards. I use mine for bookmarks and telephone scrap paper. However, if they are someone elses...If you are at a bar and not doing well with someone of the target sex (pretty PC, huh?), then just go ahead and piss them off royally. Then, give them one of the business cards and say "call me" in a really offensive manner. Say to use your "nickname", such as "butt-master". well I guess he could still do those things but it wouldnt be a surprise to him! haahha! It is a surprise to others... "On line 2, there is a woman who says she met you at the Cheetah on Friday... Mr. Butt-Master " Pick a good nickname that your target can be called for the next 6 months or so by the office staff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #10 December 18, 2002 post them on walls of mens bathrooms in bars...someone did that to me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 December 18, 2002 Quote post them on walls of mens bathrooms in bars...someone did that to me With a note "For a reasonably good time, call..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #12 December 18, 2002 Oh, I am more than a "reasonably good time"...in fact my ex rated me just last week as "significantly above average" I am just selective. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #13 December 18, 2002 Like in this example? My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 December 18, 2002 Quote Oh, I am more than a "reasonably good time"...in fact my ex just rated me last week as "significantly above average" I am just selective. Oh, I wasn't talking about you. Those judgements have to be made subjectively and I am not in a position to say. References are no good because sometimes others cannot appreciate the "finer things" in life. Nice to hear the "above average" mentioned though. I was talking about doing that with the business cards of others. Add references to "escort" and "barking" and I think we have a continuing source of humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #15 December 18, 2002 Well, if they are someone elses, it always good to keep some of them in your wallet. When ever you talk to someone you don't want to hear from again, give them one. Save the CEO cards to impress womenIf they are your own from former asshole employers, pretend to still work there and give them a bad reputation There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #16 December 18, 2002 oops... Quote Nice to hear the "above average" mentioned though. I believe the wording was significantly above average...significantly. SAA.. (after the "non ringing telephone" thread, a girls gotta hold onto as much as she can!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurf808 0 #17 January 13, 2003 Using your old cards as kindling for a killer beach bonfire with some cold ones was an excellant idea!! Thanks for the great night babe!ly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #18 January 13, 2003 and WHY would ANYONE wear their rig to go take a piss? A former boss of mine had his old business cards framed, kinda like a snapshot of his career. mine are mixed into my collage...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
