FreeFlyHol 0 #1 January 5, 2003 I'll tell you mine, if you tell me yours. x's and o's, Hol :)When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #2 January 5, 2003 I'll tell you the funniest place we didn't get caught. It's completely wrong when I look back on it today, but in 8th grade I fingered my GF in health class...during class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #3 January 5, 2003 Yeah...funniest place you DIDN'T get caught might be more interesting.... ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #4 January 5, 2003 QuoteYeah...funniest place you DIDN'T get caught might be more interesting.... umm.....pool table...closed bar....owner.... cleaning day!!!...(me 21 her 29 had fun!!!!!)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #5 January 5, 2003 Quote Yeah...funniest place you DIDN'T get caught might be more interesting.... A cessna 172 1500 feet above Portland suburbs.... In my college library.... in an open topped mustang convertible driving through downtown Seattle during rush hour.... Actually, I'm not sure about the convertible. I was barely able to keep the car on the road with his head between my legs so I didn't have a lot of attention to also look at the other cars' drivers to see if we were noticed. Looking back, we probably were. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #6 January 5, 2003 ski resort @ the top of "buttermilk" in the lift office w/the lift operator , she was 24, drunk, I was 15, drunk. "told her i was 18" ski patrol narked us out, Denny the employee slope managor got word and rode up the hill on his atv, busts in on this 24 yr old hottie red head from kent state U an me , she was on the floor I was on top, the scene was tense, so I pulled up my pants and bolted down the mountain, ran into the locker room, chantged into my ski gear lightning quick, and as I was zippin my parka, Denny opens the door comes inside, sees me and asks me if I saw a kid w/ a green & red flannel on come this way. "Nope, did'nt see anybody come this way i told him" she got fired that night, upon closer inspection of the lift shack they found my i.d. got called in later that week, had a sit down w/ denny and brian, they told me they would have fired me that night if they had found me, but since they had time to cool off and thought it was funny they got to tell a 24 year old hottie that she was guilty of statutory rape, they let me off the hook and gave me the employer/employee equivalent of a high five.. a week later i was on an employee pass to snowboard over at our sister resort, they did'nt want to give me a snowboard, so i started raisin hell, along w/my really vocal friend . the pass clearly said snowboard on it, they'd only give me skis for free, so after much heat, i go back to boston mills where i go to talk to my boss that fired me, and i say i've got a prolblem, he says yeah, i heard. You're fired, i wanted blood, instead i went and had a smoke in the tool shed, and killed time until my mom came to pick me up from work, called Kelly, she played it cool, asked me to come see her, since i was still trying to hold up the i'm 18 b.s. and it fell apart when the best thing i could come up with is that my car is broke... i got grins & winks for years, every time i went out there to ski or board....... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 January 5, 2003 need help with a good one...any takers...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derekbox 0 #8 January 5, 2003 Ok well I havent been busted (yet - Im sure its imminent). But here are some funny places: -Mall parking lot -Behind an Elementary School -On the internet (Ha) -Bathroom/Shower in an all girls dorm -Dorm room (but not mine or hers) Umm yeah, thats all I can think of at the moment. I think I have a couple better ones... or not. Its 4am I dont remember to much right now. D. P.S. See Hol I post. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #9 January 5, 2003 Quoteneed help with a good one...any takers...... dont know about sex but seeing you at last years mardi gras was funny enough!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #10 January 5, 2003 Ha! Back stairs at my parents place....couldn't make it to my room in time! Parents were in the living room a couple of metres away!!! added to the excitement! Now, FreeFlyHol....do tell us!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #11 January 5, 2003 On the couch, in the front room of my house in college. She was wearing a mini-skirt. My fly was open, but her skirt was covering us both, so it almost looked like she was just straddling me in a very friendly (but not that friendly) way. My mother dropped by for an unannounced visit. Mom sat on the couch and talked to us for thirty minutes. We didn't move. Just sat there, me still in her, talking to my mother. Eventually Mom left, and we did a hurried dismount. I'm not sure if Mom clued in or not--I tend to think not, since my Mom is fairly cool, and probably would have excused herself earlier (to give us a chance to extricate ourselves) had she noticed.-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #12 January 5, 2003 QuoteOn the couch, in the front room of my house in college. She was wearing a mini-skirt. My fly was open, but her skirt was covering us both, so it almost looked like she was just straddling me in a very friendly (but not that friendly) way. My mother dropped by for an unannounced visit. Mom sat on the couch and talked to us for thirty minutes. We didn't move. Just sat there, me still in her, talking to my mother. Eventually Mom left, and we did a hurried dismount. I'm not sure if Mom clued in or not--I tend to think not, since my Mom is fairly cool, and probably would have excused herself earlier (to give us a chance to extricate ourselves) had she noticed. Holy crap!!! THat is probably the best one yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #13 January 5, 2003 College. The back seat of a friends car while he was being issued a speeding ticket. We threw a jacket over her head and the cop asked "what's the matter with her?", "nothing officer, she's just had a bit too much to drink and needs to lay down". Those were the days. - Jim "Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #14 January 5, 2003 Too funny hadn't thought about this in a while. 1. The ladies bathroom of the Flying Tomato which wouldn't have been so bad, but the stall door didn't lock and it was during Fry St. Fair which meant that everyone and their mom was trying to use the bathroom. needless to say we got a standing ovation as we exited the bathroom. Oh yea we both worked there and heard about it for at least a year after. 2 Fry St Fair 3 years later. I'm on the third floor of our house watching a band frying hard and being really silly with a bro. I notice this young lady is getting real close to me (like right in my face). I don't know her from Adam but shes kinda cute so I flat out ask her if she wants to have sex. She says yes and were of to her apartment. On the way over I had to ask her name 3 different times(I'm serious I was frying real hard). We get to her apartment and slowly get down to business when I hear the front door open. She gets up and shuts her bedroom door I figure it's her roommate. the next sound I hear is BAM BAM BAM on the door followed by "fucking open the door bitch" from a pissed male voice. I put on my undies and pants real fast look for my shirt and shoes DOH there outside by the couch. I go to the door and their still arguing him "open the door bitch" her "no go away". Next thing I know theirs a foot coming thru the door which disappears followed quickly by a hand which opens the door. At this point in time I'm frying so hard that the situation is seeming very surreal and I have no idea what the situation is between these two but I'm beggining to suspect that this guy is her boyfriend. The door opens and I giggle right over this runts head I couldn't help it. He's like five foot nothing and he has a big french knife in his hand and is doing his best to look intimidating. I do my best not to laugh and ask him what his fucking problem is. He says "you need to leave now!". I think about spending a night in jail in my condition and don't think I would keep my sanity, so I walk past him there is some chick sitting on the couch crying. I grab my shirt and shoes and get the hell out of there. I had to tell myself that it was real the whole way back to the fair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #15 January 5, 2003 THATS HILARIOUS...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillseek 0 #16 January 5, 2003 Rantoul - End of the active runway. Some guys on a golf cart caught some chick and I. Funny stuff. THEN, a week ago, at marana, i introduced myself to some guy, and he was like " A.T. Clinger??? You're the guy my friends and i caught screwing on the runway at rantoul!!!" The moral of this story is that you can't get away with anything in this community. God I love this sport! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #17 January 5, 2003 THERE once was this time in eloy.....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 January 5, 2003 I never got caught, but we had a close call, Xmas day at her house, everyone in the living room, and us in the family room OH BEHAVE!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #19 January 5, 2003 Crowded movie theater. Front row. Didn't get caught AFAIK. Nuff said -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #20 January 5, 2003 Back of a small pickup,camper shell,open sliding window,sister driving,mom passenger talking to us the whole time,driving across the Oakland Bay Bridge. dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 January 5, 2003 plane ride... she had a skirt... i had lose fit pants.... very few people on the flight.... the bathrooms were in the rear of the plane....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 January 5, 2003 Ladies bathroom at a strip club. I went in first to make sure it was empty and when it was i snuck the guy in there. When we were done and walked out, one of the bouncers saw us but didn't say anything. I'm sure he knew though. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbb2003 0 #23 January 5, 2003 never "really" been caught, but the at Eloy we made too much noise in the tent and my tent neighbor asked me how I enjoyed the night as we rolled out of my tent... hehe Good times!! -Things that make you go hmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 January 5, 2003 Caught? well once my brother walked in on me and a G/F when I was younger! Not caught-(i think) my freinds swimming pool while a FAMILY style party was going on another friends car...while he was driving.( he knew I My Girl friend and I were having sex but we werent gonna stop!) On a playgroung of a jr. high school( yes she was legal. and so was I ...barely) there was a thing known as the valente fuckfests...but thats another chapter! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #25 January 5, 2003 Damn JT..you would think after being caught so many times you would learn!Can you say exhibitionist boys and girls?I know that you can! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
