Sonic 0 #1 January 3, 2003 I'm sure the women will come up with 50 about us lot 50 things women can't do ... > 1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour > 2. Understand a film plot > 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message > 4. Build a shed > 5. Throw > 6. Run > 7. Park > 8. Fart > 9. Read a map > 10.Rob a bank > 11.Resist Ikea > 12.Sit still > 13.Tell a joke > 14.Play pool > 15.Pay for dinner > 16.Eat a kebab while walking > 17.Piss out a train window > 18.Argue without shouting > 19.Get told off without crying > 20.Understand fruit machines > 21.Walk past a shoe shop > 22.Make a decent bacon sandwich > 23.Not comment on a stranger's clothes > 24.Use small amounts of toilet paper > 25.Let you sleep while you have a hangover > 26.Drink a pint gracefully > 27.Get in a round > 28.Throw a punch > 29.Do magic > 30.Like your friends > 31.Enjoy porn > 32.Admit that men are better drivers > 33.Eat a hot curry > 34.Get to the point > 35.Buy plain envelopes > 36.Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet > 37.Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold" 38.Go shopping without phoning 20 mates 39.Avoid credit card debt > 40.Dive into a pool > 41.Assemble furniture > 42.Form a rock group > 43.Set a video recorder > 44.Not try and change you > 45.Watch a war film > 46.Understand why flirting results in violence > 47.Spend a day by themselves > 48.Go to the toilet by themselves > 49.Buy a purse that fits in their pocket > 50.Choose a video quickly----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #2 January 3, 2003 Allright Alex, when I come to Paris and London in April, we're going to have to see about a few of these things!!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #3 January 3, 2003 hehehe. Bring it on !! ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #4 January 3, 2003 Quote hehehe. Bring it on !! Consider it brought babeeeeeeeeeeee The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 January 3, 2003 soooooooooooo not true! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #6 January 3, 2003 Number 51 - admit those are all correct ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #7 January 3, 2003 Yikes, let me correct you: 1. When I bought my first car at 15, even though I bought it, my father wouldn't let me drive it until I changed the oil, changed a tire, and learned all about the parts....I even changed the CV joints on my old car myself. 4. I helped build an airplane hanger and wired the electricity for my father who is a big man and I have little hands. 5. I was quarterback in powder puff. I admit I couldn't throw it AS FAR as a guy, but ALMOST as far, and better than most. 7. I'll give you this one. I really can't 13. Please, the dz.com women are a lot funnier than you guys! 14. I was RAISED on a pool table; behind the back, the works. Wanna play for money? 15. I've done this more times than it's been paid for me. 18. I HATE shouting...it's usually the guy that shouts and I refuse to talk when there's shouting. 30. I have few but the ones I have, I don't like, I LOVE! 31. He he he....you've GOT to be kidding. Some might not admit it, but they LIKE it. 32. I wouldn't say he's "better" but BZ does all the driving b/c I'm a bit of a SPEED/WEAVE demon. 35. I wouldn't use any other kind. 36. WHAT????? It's you men who spend FOREVER in their, reading your sports mags, etc. GEEZ! 38. I HATE shopping with others, I like to get in, and get out and ONLY go where I WANT. I MUCH PREFER shopping BY MYSELF!39. NOPE, none here 40. Oooo, Skymama AND I can BEG TO DIFFER with this one! 41. Been there, done that, did it quicker than my male counterpart. 45. I'll give you this one. 47. & 48. Wrong, and wrongThink maybe you should revise...or maybe we should come up with a list for men! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mindygirl 0 #8 January 3, 2003 I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the check book, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelery is best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?! Also, just a thought for all the women out there... MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy Wow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 January 3, 2003 Quote 4. I helped build an airplane hanger and wired the electricity for my father who is a big man and I have little hands. A couple of questions for ya. For an airplane hanger, what do you hang the airplane from? When wiring the electricity for your father, what voltage does he use? Can he plug into a standard 120ac outlet? Since your father was a big man and you have little hands, is the job easier? Just figured I'd ask. Inquiring minds want to know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 January 3, 2003 Think about it, without us MEN you would be nothing but a WO. hehehehe __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 January 3, 2003 battle of the sexes! its almost as popular as the war between religions!I am all about womens right and I want to help PREVENT WOMEN SUFFERAGE!(sign here) My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #12 January 3, 2003 #31 , how cool is that? and smart too.. According to Zalamen Kings Red Shoe's that smart girls like to get down and dirty, you got that librarian thing goin on over there, would you like to practice your PLF on a nice soft seaty posture perfect? I'm going to go buy a #31 jersey now.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBehind 0 #13 January 3, 2003 I vote that all women should burn there bras, that was a great idea and I would like to see more of it. GO WOMENS LIB! Quote "So there I was, No shit 30 seconds from Death..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 January 3, 2003 Quote I vote that all women should burn there bras, that was a great idea and I would like to see more of it. GO WOMENS LIB! if they dont want to, Maybe we should!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #15 January 3, 2003 Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #16 January 3, 2003 I have two words for you! ANGER MANagement! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #17 January 3, 2003 A lot of dames NEED tit-slings. In fact a lot of dames would make you pyook without one. Refer to the Titee bar thread. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FarrahFlick 0 #18 January 3, 2003 I can do #8 like nobody's business! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #19 January 3, 2003 I like this girl!Welcome to DZ.com Mindy. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #20 January 3, 2003 You totally read my mind! oops what left of it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #21 January 3, 2003 Note to self: Don't get on any 182 loads with Farrah. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #22 January 3, 2003 He he he...nice! I think the Seally Posture Perfect is over-rated, however. I think the couch and Lazy-boy recliners need more recognition for good times Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #23 January 3, 2003 If you do go take a lighter with you! just think of the possibilites!!!! t Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #24 January 3, 2003 17.Piss out a train window Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #25 January 3, 2003 I don't trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
