Nick 0 #1 January 3, 2003 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #2 January 3, 2003 there are some very good questions there, Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricx 0 #3 January 3, 2003 QuoteWhy do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? ARRRGGHHH!!! There are too many things like this going on that can unbalance the whole universe and start something we can never ever stop. Like the End! Where do I make my stance against all this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 January 3, 2003 Whjy do you park your car in the drive way, and drive your car in the park way?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 January 3, 2003 QuoteWho was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? Who was the first person to break open an oyster and say, "I think I'll eat that."? QuoteWhy does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Why does Goofy wear pants and Pluto doesn't?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #6 January 3, 2003 Why is there Braille text on a drive-thru ATM? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 January 3, 2003 Why do they call them "Apartments" when thay are all stuck together? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #8 January 3, 2003 Why are there Jumbo shrimp? Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #9 January 3, 2003 How do I know the same colors that I see through my eyes are the same colors you see through your eyes? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #10 January 3, 2003 Quote Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Becours its english,in DK we have only one word for that(hint to Lollie where ever she are.."trapper") Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichM 0 #11 January 3, 2003 Is it my round again?Rich M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 January 3, 2003 Quote Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Why does Goofy wear pants and Pluto doesn't? If Pluto is on all fours with no pants and Goofy stands there erect, I think this is just part of their personal life, don't you? Let's not ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauril 0 #13 January 3, 2003 Why do the 24/7 shops have locks on doors ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 January 3, 2003 Quote Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Ever see the first Planet of the Apes? They bring regular-looking chimps & gorillas in & then genetically modify them to make them more intelligent & stand more-or-less erect, so that they can be used as slaves. Well that's what happened to Goofy. Lousy Humans!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plummet 0 #15 January 3, 2003 Why do they call it a "landing gear" ?? Isn't it used for take-offs, too ??-Jeff. http://www.iplummet.com Common sense and common courtesy are NOT common. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 January 3, 2003 Why do they call people who ride motorcycles "bikers", but people who ride bikes are called "cyclists?" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2cents 0 #17 January 3, 2003 Quote Why do the 24/7 shops have locks on doors ?? I hate to dispell any of these but 24/7 shops have locks in case they get robbed they lock the doors and call the cops. It kind of preserves the crime scene Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #18 January 3, 2003 Since english is not my first language, I'm curious about the phrase... A NEAR MISS for me... it means: it nearly missed, which then it means that it hit! LOL! ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meridianjumper 0 #19 January 4, 2003 How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #20 January 4, 2003 Quote How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? three!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #21 January 4, 2003 Quote If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? I can answer this one for you...yes!!!! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickMcMahon 0 #22 January 4, 2003 Why is it called the FRONT of the church when you're outside of it, but it's the BACK of the church when you're INSIDE? ___________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
