hohonukai 0 #1 December 26, 2002 Students from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Rice. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M, "How about the opposite of woe?" The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." --------------------------------------------------------- Two rabbits were pursued by two foxes and took refuge in the hollow stump of a tree. The foxes laid seige. Time marched on, but the foxes stood by waiting for their prey to emerge. "What on earth'll we do?" asked the lady rabbit. Her gentleman answered, "It looks like we'll just have to stay here until we outnumber them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #2 December 27, 2002 Tarzan and Jane were getting along rather well out in the jungle, and Jane had decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level. After many subtle, and then not so subtle hints, Tarzan wasn't getting the message, so Jane just asked him if he wanted to have sex. "Sex? Tarzan not know sex." he replied. Well, Jane was somewhat surprised at this, but she gave a brief explanation, to which Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan know. Tarzan use hole in tree." "OH MY!" Jane exclaimed, and proceded to undress herself and laid down in front of Tarzan. "See, you put it in here," she explained. Tarzan, at first, was puzzled, but he slowly started to understand. He backed up a step, then jumped forward and kicked Jane with all his might straigt in the crotch "OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Jane screamed and lay writhing in pain. After a few moments she somewhat regained her composure and, sobbing, asked Tarzan "What the HELL did you do that for???" Tarzan was dumbfounded, and replied "Tarzan check for bees." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #3 December 27, 2002 Did you know there aren't any Aggie jokes? They're all true -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
