IronMike 0 #26 December 21, 2002 I grew up on a farm and had nothing better to do than burn and blow up stuff. This is all no shit: I: 1. Burned down an abandoned farmhouse with my best friend by accident. 2. Made a foot long pipe bom out of 1" pipe and set it off in the drainage pipe under the sidewalk to the Ag Barn, it went off just as our shop teacher walked outside to see us all scatter. I got 4 licks and had to repair the sidewalk. (Imagine if some kid did it today). 3. I spent hours making models of airliners just to light them and trouw them in the air. 4. Hell, just a couple weeks ago I was shootin model rockets at the DZ. We ended up jus holding onto the rocket and lighting the engines by themselves. 5. drop a can of WD-40 into a barrel fire....In about 1 minute, it will explode and make the coolest mushroom cloud.....I=t is even more fun if you can do it on the sly while people are warming around it. I can tell you from experience, about 70% will think it is not funny at all, be prepared to haul ass or just hide in advance. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #27 December 21, 2002 That's a long history there..I thought I was daring!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #28 December 21, 2002 The roof the roof the roof is on fire we dont need no water let the mother fu!!er burn- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #29 December 21, 2002 LOl..too cool! You're probably too young to remember..."Too,Too Hot,Too Hot to Handle"!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #30 December 21, 2002 Quote 5. drop a can of WD-40 into a barrel fire....In about 1 minute, it will explode and make the coolest mushroom cloud.....I=t is even more fun if you can do it on the sly while people are warming around it. I can tell you from experience, about 70% will think it is not funny at all, be prepared to haul ass or just hide in advance. We used to have campouts a lot well not so much a campout but wed all get together for a bonfire here in warner robins and wed do that among other things and see what would make the loudest boom, we found that live shotgun shells made a bigger sound of course wed remove the buckshot first I mean hey Im not stupid- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeletor 0 #31 December 21, 2002 QuoteI can tell you from experience, about 70% will think it is not funny at all, be prepared to haul ass or just hide in advance. Mike Yeah, I had the same experience with some wet flares from a boat, about 70% of the people freaked out..... We threw them into a barrel fire and they took about 5 minutes to go off, about 10 people had convinced themselves that they weren't going off and were subsequently peering into the barrel when a couple of the rocket flares went off... Funniest thing I'd seen in a long while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #32 December 21, 2002 Hows Keely? Is she blind? I wish they could of put in filters that would make me look good. Also, I called her doctor ahead of time and told them to give her a boob job while they were at it.....How do they look? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawkbit 0 #33 December 21, 2002 Didn't burn down the house but.... My cousin and I did burn down my Grandma's hay barn... that shit burns fast Same cousin and I also set the woods nearby on fire while shooting roman candles at each other... managed to get that one out before getting caught, but stomping out a fire in shorts and tennis shoes can get a little exciting, thank God I was too young to have much hair on my legs Some years later, some friends and I decided it would be cool to have roman candle fights while driving down back streets of town (seeing a pattern here?). The shots were bouncing off of the car behind us and into the ditch... we set a good 1/2 mile of ditches on fire (lots of houses nearby). Luckily the FD showed up before it got out of control. We hauled ass to his house and hid my car in his garage and I waited till 3 a.m. to leave town. That was the last of my bigger pyro adventures. Now for the really funny part... my niece burnt down the same rebuilt barn when she was 13 . Guess it runs in the family . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novacaine 0 #34 December 21, 2002 Yes, I'm a pyro. Got kicked out of chem class back in high school. I burnt one of the labs down by "mistake!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #35 December 21, 2002 QuoteMy cousin and I did burn down my Grandma's hay barn... that shit burns fast and it burns for a LONG time - done that too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #36 December 21, 2002 Aaahhhh I have finally found my people...."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #37 December 21, 2002 I lit the butt of my best friends jeans on fire once as she slept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #38 December 21, 2002 Good friend?LOL"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #39 December 21, 2002 we stayed awake allll night...then she fell asleep at like 7:30 in the morning. So I started playing with her lighter. Serves her right for being a smoker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #40 December 21, 2002 I dont know if anyone here knows Peanut from Georgia but Im sure this got around but on the fourth of july in rome he lit and shot a bottle rocket out of his arse....funniest shit Ive ever seen... he said it kinda gave him a sort of burning sensation- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #41 December 21, 2002 My kinda gal...too funny!! I could definitely hang with you!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #42 December 21, 2002 Quote we stayed awake allll night...then she fell asleep at like 7:30 in the morning. So I started playing with her lighter. Serves her right for being a smoker. there is nothing wrong with smoking- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #43 December 21, 2002 Lol...oh, I'm not like that anymore. Those were my wild HS days...I'm a good girl now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #44 December 21, 2002 I ahvent even started on lighting farts....I have about 2 hours of great flaming video.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #45 December 21, 2002 Preparation H anyone?? Hmmmm..owwww!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #46 December 21, 2002 All rightie then.....Video???"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #47 December 21, 2002 I refuse to answer this cause the statute of limitations hasn't run out yet... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #48 December 21, 2002 QuoteAaahhhh I have finally found my people.... Come and follow me and together we will convert them unbelievers! I took it one step further and worked for a pyro company....hell I got to light stuff, blow up stuff and they paid me!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #49 December 21, 2002 Yes .....I will follow you....."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #50 December 21, 2002 QuoteYes .....I will follow you..... Hmmm........what will we need for our little group... flame proof jumpsuits, red canopies.....a bucketload of fuel! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
