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Are you a pyro?

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I have burned off my own eyebrows several times.

*raises hand* "Hello, my name is Kris and I'm a pyro."

Other members of Pyro's Anon shout back, "Hello, Kris."


Let's see.. I made my own gunpowder once. I have had fun with thermite, magnesium, potassium and sodium.

I still remember how to make nitrogen tri-iodide and I loved scraping the powdery guts from fireworks and model rocket engines to make my own creations.

There was an incident in elementary school with a dry field once but me and my friends took care of it. I don't think my heart-rate came down from that one for several hours.

My best creation was a custom rocket with large, modified engines. The secondary charge ignited a goodly-sized fireworks mortar at about 900 feet. Unfortunately, that was 900 feet horizontally and only about 15 feet above the ground. The rocket had an, umm, err...guidance failure.:$ Right on a front lawn.

Kris

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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kris you gona be in eloy??? i'm bringing some calcium carbide....a little watter and wala some gas... that just hapens to be highly flamable..... not telling anymore on the internet........ yes i'm a pyro too...half of why i joined the military was the slim hope to get to blow something up someday...well that and automatic weapons are legal...

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Well lets see. When I was about 8 a few of my friends and I where jumping off the back of my friend Corey Couches deck that was about 15-20 feet above the ground with an old round main his dad let him play with(if this was a story about my life, this would be considered fore shadowing). After we grew tired of that we played some tag football in his football sized back yard. While back there we found a book of matches and did the old shoot the match at your buddy bit. Well one of those matches happened to catch his back yard on fire, it was summer after all, and I mean a roaring fire. That back yard went up in no time flat. The fire dept showed and put it completly out while Corey's mom frantically sprayed it with the garden hose. Otherwise I think it might have burned the block down. I was a popular guy in the hood needless to say.

Call it coincidence or fate but part of my current job desciption involves the violent application of explosive and incendiary devices across a broad spectum of applications. If it burns or explodes, I've used it and if it doesn't burn or explode I've made it burn or explode:D It's amazing how many common household products have glycerin in them.....thats why I never leave home with out my head and shoulders:D:ph34r:

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
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Come on, admit it. Just HOW close did you come to burning your house down when you where a kid?
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Which time?From the inside(moms hairspray,dads lighter,the bathtub)or outside(the bushes by the garage,the whole backyard)

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