Vallerina 2 #26 December 17, 2002 QuoteI like that story! In the version I heard, though, Jennifer won $10 million too. Oooh! Yeah...then Jennifer and Victoria got their own private wind tunnel!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #27 December 17, 2002 QuoteWell there's one balloon popped... "Jammies," of course, being a euphamism for "nekkid." Here's another story: Once upon a time there was a cute boy named PhreeZone. One day he pissed off Jessica and she said, "Shut up before I beat the hell out of you!" "Sounds fun," he said, and she was instantly in love.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #28 December 17, 2002 QuoteOooh! Yeah...then Jennifer and Victoria got their own private wind tunnel! Yay! And they quickly became the best skydivers in the world (with the firm, toned bodies that come from hours a day in the wind tunnel), and Airspeed begged them to join, but the girls said, "NO!" and won four-way nationals ALL BY THEMSELVES.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #29 December 17, 2002 And Jennifer and Victoria decided to make their tunnel extra powerful so their boyfriends Ed and Steve could go freefly in the tunnel any time they wanted to. I like this story... Jennifer needs to win the lottery soon!Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #30 December 17, 2002 Quote "Jammies," of course, being a euphamism for "nekkid." balloon inflated and rising again ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #31 December 17, 2002 Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. How's that for a f**ing story? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #32 December 17, 2002 Quote Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. How's that for a f**ing story? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #33 December 17, 2002 LOL omg i think i would die laugh if i saw you say that in person!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #34 December 17, 2002 Quote LOL omg i think i would die laugh if i saw you say that in person!! sounds to me like he's been in jack's shoes before... buck and a quarter? geez, bill... when were you born again? i don't even think jezebel went that low! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkif 0 #35 December 17, 2002 Quote I'm in my jammies, tucked in bed, covers pulled to chin, and I'm READY FOR A GODDAMNED STORY. Oh, sweetie, I've got tons of good nite-nite stories for you! I'm even working on some with boys in it, if that's your thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #36 December 17, 2002 There once was a girl called Jessica. She was an evil bovine who caught Mad Cow disease off some dodgy bloke called Eric. The End (well, you never said it had to be a long story.... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #37 December 18, 2002 >Oh, sweetie, I've got tons of good nite-nite stories for you! Send her "roommates III" - that was a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #38 December 18, 2002 Bill said Quote Send her "roommates III" - that was a good one. Yes, it was. Your touch with a pen is as deft as... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
