DTOXX 0 #26 December 12, 2002 I worked for the fire department... Enough said. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #27 December 12, 2002 Shit..... My machine at work won't let me see the image - Damn, it sounds revolting, too. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #28 December 12, 2002 Quote Could it possibly be this? Before you say it...no WAY it's mine! Seriously now, how would you expect me to swoop with something like this? YUMMY, you know they look just like stale FRITOEs>>>HAGAR posted the ALL TIME FREAK PIC! barrrrrf!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 December 12, 2002 I've seen some fairly disgusting dead things in my time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #30 December 12, 2002 no thats not it, i was in tokyo for 3 years, and someone passed off a magazine that had 2 HOT chicks with one steamy ass biscuit in their mouths. They were mad into it too... absolutely unsettling, then they paint upside down poo crosses on their naked boobies. I did my job though, and passed the information on to others, that way the little girl won't come out of the t.v. and paint me in poo. that shit is just wrong. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #31 December 12, 2002 It wasn't the most disgusting thing, but definitely the most horrifying. My friends and I, in high school, used to go to this alternative store/tattoo/piercing/everything else place around 11 p.m. before we'd go to the clubs downtown. You had to park in the back, in kinda a dark alley surrounding by bushes. When we were coming out, this crazy guy w/ SUPER WIDE eyes jumped out of the bushes, dong in hand, and started whacking off faster than I've EVER seen. I mean, REALLY fast...I'll never forget the look on his face...his eyes were so wide, his mouth wide open, groaning and whacking it like a race horse...not to mention we had to wait for our friend to unlock the doors to the car which seemed to take FOREVER while this maniac was only six feet from us. It really was awful...just imagine the scariest guy you've ever seen with wide eyes and a gapping mouth doing that. *Yikes* Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 December 12, 2002 Quote It really was awful... Geez...you sure know how to hurt someones feelings. Especially after I had waited for you for soooo long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #33 December 12, 2002 Police Department here, same thing, many of you would'nt EVEN believe.................................................... "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #34 December 12, 2002 Ya that snowcone scene literally gagged me,, wonder how many folks spewed when they saw that?? Natural Born FlyerZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #35 December 12, 2002 that would be one of them. looks like a bad case of frostbite to me with some poor grooming thrown in to boot! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #36 December 12, 2002 a girl hemmoraging blood from her nose, and mouth and throwing up at the same time... all over me. Thank god I got my face mask and gown on The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 December 12, 2002 Quote looks like a bad case of frostbite Nope....that's actually "Acute Toe Cheese." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #38 December 12, 2002 Quotea girl hemmoraging blood from her nose, and mouth and throwing up at the same time... all over me. Thank god I got my face mask and gown on Now THAT paints a pretty image in my head! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #39 December 12, 2002 QuoteI used to know a jumper who would snort an oyster. Went to the Letterman show the night before Halloween 1997 and they had stupid human trix. Some guy snorted an egg. When asked how he learned to do that, he mentioned a college frat party and alcohol. Go figure. I picked a guy up off a shrimp boat that had been pulled into the winch by his unit. It was pretty nasty until we hit him with morphine.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #40 December 12, 2002 It might be when I cut the whole end of my thumb off on one of those big paper cutters in my 11th grade photography class. It still makes me woozy. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #41 December 12, 2002 "Nah, it had to be the time I rolled onto my back, flipped up my legs, and scraped the backs of my thighs with a cheese grater.""The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #42 December 12, 2002 I saw Jess and Phreezone kissing at SGC in October. Luckily, it was before the beer light was turned on.....so when I hurled, i didn't loose any valuable alcohol.....just my lunch. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #43 December 12, 2002 400 lb woman dead of a drug overdose on a porta pottie, found her after she'd sat in there all day in 100+ degree heat. Can you say lividity? Remember the "Gluttony" guy in the movie "Seven". Kinda like that. Oooh. Then there was the guy whose body was dumped on the train tracks........ When you see a whole bunch of cop cars clustered somewhere it's just as likely that something really bad happened as there is something really weird to look at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 December 12, 2002 Quote When you see a whole bunch of cop cars clustered somewhere it's just as likely that something really bad happened as there is something really weird to look at Or Dunkin Donuts is having a special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #45 December 12, 2002 In Norcal it's KrispyKreme for the guys who don't have diabetes yet, or Noah's bagels. That carb/sugar thing will quickly help a man to develop an "authority belly". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 December 12, 2002 Quote That carb/sugar thing will quickly help a man to develop an "authority belly". That and sitting on your ass in a patrol car all day. Those bellies do command some "authority" though.... "Ma'am....This is your 3 rd ticket this month. You're gonna have to see me naked..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #47 December 13, 2002 "400 lb woman dead of a drug overdose on a porta pottie, found her after she'd sat in there all day in 100+ degree heat. " That sounds ripe,, reminds me a pickin up dead folks in Tucson in the Summer,, neighbors didn't find them,, they reported the smell,, couldn't eat rice for over a year Natural Born FlyerZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #48 December 13, 2002 QuoteNope....that's actually "Acute Toe Cheese." Did someone say cheese? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #49 December 13, 2002 Quote"400 lb woman dead of a drug overdose on a porta pottie, found her after she'd sat in there all day in 100+ degree heat. " That sounds ripe,, reminds me a pickin up dead folks in Tucson in the Summer,, neighbors didn't find them,, they reported the smell,, couldn't eat rice for over a year Why rice? PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freebird 0 #50 December 13, 2002 Anna. Anna, Anna, Anna,........... Anna Nicole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
