happythoughts 0 #1 September 25, 2002 It was hot out today. I walked into the packing tent. It was as sticky and humid as Brad Pitt's pits. There she was, trying a little too hard to... < to be continued by next poster > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #2 September 25, 2002 ... bend over as she was tying the stow bands. Her quick small fingers made work of the lines. Her shiny pin necklace dangled from her neck. "Mmmmmm, those thighs," I thought to myself. <...to be continued by next poster> ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #3 September 25, 2002 Understand why he couldn't get it. Was she showing him the way? Was she holding back? Was he holding back? Fear is the mind killer. A skydive might help to clear her head. If only she could find someone to jump with... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #4 September 25, 2002 ... and get that weird guy to quit stalking her. She walked away as he was talking to her, which really pissed him off. That's when he... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 25, 2002 That's when he... turned to side. His interesting bulges reminded her of the old bass fisherman's saying "throw the little ones back and mount the big ones". She never forgot the summer that she worked on a fishing boat as a baiter... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #6 September 25, 2002 It didn't take her long to make an impression on all the seamen. Under the tutelage of the ships Master Baiter, she had quickly learned the ropes... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #7 September 25, 2002 she had quickly learned the ropes... Were good to hang onto while the Seaman banged her from behind. Every night they would take turns gang banging until the boat assignment was over and she went to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 September 25, 2002 (psst... soap opera - not 'terrible amateur porn plot')it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SAMPLEKSample 0 #9 September 25, 2002 And then he woke up... with the seatbelt from the old car seat sticking up his butt....hearing, "Otter #1, you are on a 5 minute call" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #10 September 25, 2002 As he slowly climbed out of his VW bus and removed the seat belt from his ass, his bong tipped over and spilled water on the carpeted floor of the van and over his brand new PD.... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 25, 2002 ... and over his brand new PD, he thought "it's a damn good bj that makes your butt cheeks grab the seat belt like that". Walking purposefully into the gear shack, he removed his hat and began to do his favorite dance, the ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #12 September 25, 2002 Lummy Dance... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #13 September 25, 2002 Quote(psst... soap opera - not 'terrible amateur porn plot') Awww crap, now everybody around me thinks I'm insane becuase I was laughing uncontrollably for about a minute there... -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #14 September 25, 2002 Quoteshe had quickly learned the ropes... Were good to hang onto while the Seaman banged her from behind. Every night they would take turns gang banging until the boat assignment was over and she went to... ...Texas where she took up Skydiving. She wondered if he was in the van getting another blowjob. She wondered if the seatbelt had crammed up his ass, like it used to do with her. She wondered how a Tandem Master like him could manage a blow job from every Tandem chick that came through the dropzone. Just then Bill walked up and asked.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #15 September 25, 2002 Just then Bill walked up and asked.... "Dude, what are you doing? Do you have time to give me a blow job?" She grabbed his testicles and squeezed them as Bill fell to the ground in pain. She said... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #16 September 25, 2002 Bill asked "DUDE, can you help me calibrate this oscilloscope to the correct frequency? It just does NOT want to sing show tunes any more" to which she replied I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 September 25, 2002 Just then Bill walked up and asked "have you seen that pesky dz chicken ?". He was getting ready to go into the gear shop and do the "Lummy Dance". The dance consisted of putting a live chicken on your head while doing a "river dance" type step and clucking loudly. This is also known as the Massachusetts Chicken Hat Dance. He was the expert. She pointed to the manifest door as... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #18 September 25, 2002 to which she replied...what the hell is an oscilloscope?? I was going to give you a bj too before you asked such a stupid question now I'm just gonna... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #19 September 25, 2002 Quotenow I'm just gonna... ..try to get on a Load and make a skydive. She wandered around the DZ seeing who was there and what was going on. All she saw was a 4 way practicing on creepers, a couple of freeflyers gearing up in a hurry, Tandem students hanging around watching the sky. Finally , she decided she would.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #20 September 25, 2002 she decided she would.... Grab one of the people just off student status and do a free coached jump. She introduced herself to this guystanding by himself next to the soda machine and said... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #21 September 25, 2002 wanna learn to fly head down? "But I'm just off student status! Is this the norm?" To which she replied... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 September 25, 2002 himself next to the soda machine and said "That is huge...If you know how to use it, why don't we go play...Can I touch it ?" And she reached down and picked up his tandem rig. "It would be too wide for me." And with that, she did her famous... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #23 September 25, 2002 Quotehimself next to the soda machine and said "That is huge...If you know how to use it, why don't we go play...Can I touch it ?" And she reached down and picked up his tandem rig. "It would be too wide for me." And with that, she did her famous... Quote....wanna learn to fly head down? "But I'm just off student status! Is this the norm?" To which she replied... "It's cool, your cleared to fun jump, unless you don't want to." He thought about it. He had seen the video's of the Flyboyz and he thought it was really cool, but never thought he'd be trying it right off Student Status. She was so pretty, and so sweet to ask him to jump and he didn't want to say no. After some serious thought, he said... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #24 September 25, 2002 "Can we practice the body position in my car doing the 69?" She replied... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #25 September 25, 2002 After some serious thought, he said" Boy, that guy Nathan REALLY needs to go lock himself in the bathroom and work out his pent up frustrations in private". He looks at her with the tandem rig and said ,next>I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
