Heteros

[narcimund 0]

You know, I was feeling really bad the other day about how awful I've treated heterosexuals. I think I once ribbed one about being "ok for a straight guy." Now he's unnaturally having sex with other men to get my social approval. By the way, he's white, makes $90,000 at an office job, and has never been beaten up or thrown out of his home and family for his heterosexuality. But I've oppressed him and hereby surrender myself to the international tribunal on human rights.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[skycop 0]

Have you been talking to crazythomas?

"Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!"

[quatorze 1]

Must we begin again

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My advice:

Every time you make a post, before you click "Post", do this little ritual:

1. If the post actually has to do with skydiving, I mean REALLY something interesting or important about leaving airplanes in flight, skip to 3.

2. If not, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, close the window before clicking "Post". This will solve half the problem.

3. If the coin comes up tails, walk away from the computer for 5 minutes. Come back and read your post again. Ask yourself, "Will anyone who reads this care?" Be honest with yourself. If you can't imagine a lot of people caring, and I don't just mean one or two, close the window before clicking Post. Use your past performance as a training tool.

4. If you still think someone might care about what you have to say, spend a minute -- a WHOLE SLOW 60 SECONDS -- rereading your post for spelling errors, punctuation errors, doubled words, swapped words, unintended phonetic variations, etc. Fix them. No really, this isn't just elitist college graduate bigotry. Terrible writing really does diminish the final result.

5. If you've passed all these steps, think about the content ONE MORE TIME then click "Post." Prepare yourself for people who will object to your post. Be nice to them. Absorb their comments for your future decisions.Try to get better at this.

Just something that you said to Void425, that I thought was rather well thought out and all around good advice

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Gawain 0]

LMAO...that's one impressionable "breeder"...now, if you really want to play with him, have him listen to some old Sam Kinneson stand-up. That should get him committed to the institution before Groundhog Day...

Is there any other slang that us heteros are referred to?

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[mikkif 0]

Narci, you can't take all the blame. Heteros have long been oppressed, not allowed to express their natural spectral-sexual instincts. We, on the other hand, have been allowed to express our true, God-given sexuality, allowing our chi flowing more freely through our chakra.

While this does give us a responsiblity as the superior preferencetate, we must also realize that quite often those people, you know, "them", have brought in upon themselves, watching Will and Grace, owning Tivos, wearing bright colors, etc.

So while I applaud you for taking the high road, and recognizing your faults, don't let it deter you from living your determined destiny. Just make sure you are more sensitive to those less fortunate. When its, you know, convenient.

Bro.

Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit

[jose 0]

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allowing our chi flowing more freely through our chakra.

Ohhhh...that sounds like it feels good. Especially when my chakra is in her snatchera.

[narcimund 0]

Thanks for quoting me back to myself. I always get a kick out of being researched. In fact, I did look over my post for spelling errors, and the other tests as well. Anyway, on to the main reason for my post:

On behalf of all of us oppressors, I extend my apologies to you quatorze, cgross, and goose491.

The minority of middle class white heterosexual males account for only about 20% of the US population, and they've long suffered unbearable persecution. Your victimization by homosexuals is legendary and I personally would like to spearhead corrective action in Congress in your name. Yes, the 2003 Quatorze Uniform Ethical Equalization of Representation for Straights legislation will forevermore correct the horrible inequities you have long endured. Monetary reparations will be included of course, as hetersexuals have long suffered ostracization from the lucrative careers of bed pan nurse, hair stylist, and interior decorator monopolized by the viscious homos.

(Edited for spelling errors, on Quatorze's advice.)

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[Jessica 0]

Every time I had a bad breakup with a guy I used to swear to myself that I would turn to lesbianism...but it never took.

The bad thing about me and drunk posting is that my grammar remains coherent and so everyone will assume I'm sober.

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[narcimund 0]

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Is there any other slang that us heteros are referred to?

Hmmm. Slang comes and goes quickly and I don't keep up. Breeder is all I can think of right now.

Despite some people's belief that everyone is always thinking about them, you heterosexuals just aren't the biggest topic of conversation when gay people get together. On the other hand, "gay" conversation is pretty dull and repetitious and we might have better parties if we talked about you guys more.

By the way, I did a quick web search and found this great editorial on the problem of a dearth of derogatory terms for straights.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[mikkif 0]

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Every time I had a bad breakup with a guy I used to swear to myself that I would turn to lesbianism...

Trust me, girls can be a whole other quagmire.

Oh, not that I'm discouraging you from checking it out!

Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit

[quatorze 1]

From the other thread Homos II

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I understand the meaning of your statement for what it was worth, but the "ridiculous ideas" part bothered me, it seemed a little high and mighty IMHO

and so does this thread

also from the same Homo II thread

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Still I am concerned by the fact that, these statements seem more prevalent on the pro-bi side then the others, it seems to me, as I have read this thread since the beginning, that for some reason that side of the argument feels some sort of enlightenment, that there is no way for any one on the other side of the argument to possibly be anywhere near the vicinity of being correct. I guess what I am trying to get at for both sides is if you ask for tolerance, you should happily give tolerance to others opinions.

not oppresion and no need for retribution, but if you are so bitter, then why even engage in conversation with someone who has no real opinion one way or the other about the issue of individual sexualtiy, I don't care who warms your or anyone's bed ecxept mine and most every one else probably feels the same way. I was asking for tolerance from BOTH sides of the particular debate, if that demonizes me fine so be it, but come down of your high horse and hang out with the rest of us.

I replied to your post originaly, beause it came across as belligerent, do you really want to get another heated debate going again?
Hell Skycop asked a better question, and I quote "Have you been talking to crazythomas?" No offense Tom

and one more thing, the statement, taken in
context, with intonation,

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Yes, the 2003 Quatorze Uniform Ethical Equalization of Representation for Straights

could be seen as a personal attack. Just because I am hetero, does not mean that you are more open minded, well versed, better person then me. Keep it civil and keep me the fuck out of it.

I 'm done with this passive agressive shit

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Gawain 0]

*...stepping lightly now...* As I didn't really read too deeply into the "homo" threads, and saw this...they are a long contorted extension of a weird joke or something? Really?

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[mikkif 0]

It's a necroequinophelia thing.

Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit

[narcimund 0]

Quatorze,

I can quote from other threads too! From d-dog:

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Not getting enough attention lately? Such a shame - someday, someone should surgically implant a sense of humor in you.

You were not the subject of my initial post, but you jumped in with a highly snotty, backhanded attack about it. But you know what? That's ok. I didn't sniffle and whine about it. I just responded -- WITH HUMOR!

Are you so vain you think this thread is about you? It wasn't, but if you want to get defensive about it, you can be part of it. It's sort of a class-action thing.

You can tell a lot about a person by what they spontaneously deny.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[quatorze 1]

look, after following all the threads concerning the particular subject and how heated a debate it was and how some people's feelings started to flare up, did you really think that was such a good topic to open again? That is passive agressive in my book, its like you're picking a fight, should I go back and delet my responses so that the people who are not at work can respond to your original post and you will see that I am not the only one (read; SkyCop thought it was fukt to) maybe, the threads that have died, left you with some questions/statements that you decided to troll and see who took the bait, this makes me ask

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Not getting enough attention lately?

(and I have only quoted 2 people until now, you and me.)
I posted your "Post Test" hoping that you would reread your original post in a different light and think that maybe looking for an argument wasn't exactly what you really wanted to do on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

To answer vain? Not me, could give less a shit, I really mean no offense when I say this but the odds of you and I actually meeting in person are quite slim, and there are many other things to worry about, and I haven't denied anything, you really don't know anything about my views over the entire thing, all you know is how I feel about the way the argument progressed and the views were stated.

Sorry I missed the Humor in your response to the reply, which I had made in jest, (I was actually smiling until your reply) I guess that we missed the humor of each others sarcasm Maybe we both
have a chip or two on or shoulders still

And with that I am done

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[flyhi 24]

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The minority of middle class white heterosexual males account for only about 20% of the US population, and they've long suffered unbearable persecution.

Add to that the fact the I'm left-handed and you have a true minority.

I assume a lot of that "unbearable persecution" comes in the form of, "pick that up", "you didn't put the seat down, again", "is that what you're wearing to my cousin's wedding?", and "take the garbage out". Damn those hetero, white woman.

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[cgross 1]

Sorry ladies and gents, gays and straights.

I have to laugh at all this shit now. See, in retrospect, I am probably the cause of all the commotion in the HomoII thread. But hey, if I didn't do someone else would have, and they would be several posts closer to carple-tunnel than I am.

I stand by what I say, so due to the risk of not getting any work done here today, I promise not to get involved in this trhead. Tomorrow is a new day though.

Chris

[skymama 37]

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And with that I am done

Good. I was hoping you guys wern't going to make me work on a Saturday.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[cgross 1]

so as a moderator do just sit back and observe this shit all day?

No seriously is that what you do?

[jtval 0]

ah narci,
get over it nobody cares about your "friends sexual orientation"

I mean you homo's and your hetero bashin, you guys can be so stupid dont you realize its not a big deal if someone chooses to be....STRAIGHT. it is a choice y'know. just like your freind chose to be gay to please you!anyway it doesnt matter what the orientation of his partner is....what is in important is....


HE BETTER NOT BE A FUCKIN WHUFFO!

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[skymama 37]

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so as a moderator do just sit back and observe this shit all day?

Yep, Sangiro has me chained to the desk in the dungeon, and he only unlocks it if I've been a very good girl.

The only bad part is that I used to be able to skip over all the boring threads (read, "guy" threads here). But, now I have to read them because you guys are usually the ones causing all the problems, not the sweet, innocent girls.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[jtval 0]

Yep, Sangiro has me chained to the desk in the dungeon, and he only unlocks it if I've been a very good girl.

yea yea yea if you think thats b/c youre on the mod squad, I bet he's got other things in mind!

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[cgross 1]

If I were you skymama, I'd be a BAD GIRL on purpose. That is if what they say about HH is true....

[bwilling 0]

Boobies!!!

There, I hijacked my first thread! And while I might be too old to really be fixating on boobies, I'm old enough (and wise enough) not to join in on an emotionally charged discussion regarding the merits of a persons sexual orientation.

C'mon guys, can't we just play nice?

I'm going back to thinking about Skymama chained to that desk...
hmmmm... how many chains are used?

"If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got."

[jtval 0]

good Idea Bryce! I was standing on the side lines for a while...I think I will leave the field Too....


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