Heteros

[FliegendeWolf 0]

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It's a necroequinophelia thing.

Wait, so you're saying that they weren't just beating a dead horse, but that they were "beating" a dead horse?

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[narcimund 0]

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Sorry I missed the Humor in your response to the reply

I'm sorry too. Everyone else seems to be enjoying it in the spirit it was meant.

Future notes for recognizing humor markers: Gross exaggeration, table turning, reincorporation, and silly acronyms. I'm sure you'll pick up on it.

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[narcimund 0]

Gawain, yes it was a long extension of another joke and you got it perfectly in the spirit it was meant. Good job :)

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[Deuce 1]

Congratulations on your 4 year anniversary!

Just think Narci, unless you wear a "Gay And Proud" shirt everywhere you go, people will assume that you, too, are oppressed! Think of the gift of telling all those sympathetic (80% of the population!) people that no, I'm not oppressed, I'm Gay! Instant relief to the person guilty of oppressing you!

What a gift!

[Zenister 0]

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It's a necroequinophelia thing.

whoops i thought it was a homonecropedibeastialphelia thing.

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[narcimund 0]

By the way Duece is referring to a comment in another thread where I stated that I have NOT been significantly oppressed. Unlike the poor middle class heterosexual white males around here, this homo has made it through several decades without anything terrible happening through discrimination. I've been mocked and jeered at and even threatened with violence by an occasional drunk and religious zealot over the years. But I don't consider any of that significant.

So I guess these guys are right. They DO suffer far more discrimination than we do. Or maybe their standards are just far, far touchier. I know I wouldn't get hot and bothered by an offhand, probably tongue-in-cheek comment like "he's ok for a gay guy". Sometimes I wonder how these people would survive in the real world.

(This all reminds me of a time a skydiver offhandedly made a comment in a group, "Don't screw up the jump or people will think you're gay." My boyfriend and I just grinned at each other in private humor and thought nothing more of it. Later we found out the guy got chewed out by the other straight jumpers on our behalf. We thought that was so sweet but seriously overreacting. Oh well, better to overreact in good will than some other things!)

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[Zenister 0]

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HE BETTER NOT BE A FUCKIN WHUFFO!

but isnt that all whuffos are basically good for?

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[happythoughts 0]

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Every time I had a bad breakup with a guy I used to swear to myself that I would turn to lesbianism...

Trust me, girls can be a whole other quagmire.

Oh, not that I'm discouraging you from checking it out!

An interesting thought. If you avoid males to avoid emotional pain, it may not help. Simone De Beauvoir said that when men and women argue, at some point men storm out and the situation has a chance to cool. When lesbians argue, neither may leave, the situation doesn't cool. And since women tend to communicate with each other on a deeper level because they understand each other better, the hurts that are inflicted during arguments are more painful. (Just what I read, but it makes sense.)

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It's a necroequinophelia thing.

whoops i thought it was a homonecropedibeastialphelia thing.

I'm adding that to aspell...

Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit

[cgross 1]

have you noticed Crazthomas, as usual is trying start contraversy?... Did you also notice how noone is responding to him? hahaha

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have you noticed Crazthomas, as usual is trying start contraversy?... Did you also notice how noone is responding to him? hahaha

Damn! I responded.

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[cgross 1]

you bastard... "feeding the trolls" what!!!!

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It's because of the hangover. I wasn't thinking! I ... I ...

I want a recount!

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[cgross 1]

it's OK.... deep breaths... The feeding seems to have slowed down now. Maybe he will just go back to his cave.

[lewmonst 0]

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so as a moderator do just sit back and observe this shit all day?

Yep, Sangiro has me chained to the desk in the dungeon, and he only unlocks it if I've been a very good girl.

we know sangiro uses chains with you. i didn't know he called it his dungeon.

not to hijack the thread... i can't keep up reading all these anyway. i'd never be a good moderator. but i will at least add something relevant:
why can't we all just get along.

have a nice day

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i didn't know he called it his dungeon.

Lew you didn't know about the dungeon???
and the evil bill von in there, where have you been??????? sheeh!!!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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i didn't know he called it his dungeon.

Lew you didn't know about the dungeon???
and the evil bill von in there, where have you been??????? sheeh!!!

we just called it the bedroom.

whoops, was that posted?

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i didn't know he called it his dungeon.

Lew you didn't know about the dungeon???
and the evil bill von in there, where have you been??????? sheeh!!!

Well, I've met Lew. BillVon beware. That would be the only wrestling match I'd ever want to lose.

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[On behalf of all of us oppressors, I extend my apologies to you quatorze, cgross, and goose491.

The minority of middle class white heterosexual males account for only about 20% of the US population, and they've long suffered unbearable persecution. Your victimization by homosexuals is legendary and I personally would like to spearhead corrective action in Congress in your name. Yes, the 2003 Quatorze Uniform Ethical Equalization of Representation for Straights legislation will forevermore correct the horrible inequities you have long endured. Monetary reparations will be included of course, as hetersexuals have long suffered ostracization from the lucrative careers of bed pan nurse, hair stylist, and interior decorator monopolized by the viscious homos.

(Edited for spelling errors, on Quatorze's advice.)

[PLFKING 4]

Totally off the subject (altho I thought it was humorous as well.....)

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LOOK! But don't touch. TOUCH! But don't taste. TASTE! But don't swallow. He's a SADIST!

I've always thought that was about the most gripping and well-acted monologue ever.....so much so that I bought the video JUST for that 10 minute diatribe. I've always wondered since then if Al is religious, and if so, did he keep expecting to get struck dead by lightning right there on the set.

Don

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I've always thought that was about the most gripping and well-acted monologue ever

Isn't that the truth? Man, if I could be Al Pacino when I grow up, I would think life was perfect. Devil's Advocate is proof that even Keano Reeves can't destroy an Al Pacino movie.

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[Gawain 0]

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...if I could be Al Pacino when I grow up, I would think life was perfect. Devil's Advocate is proof that even Keano Reeves can't destroy an Al Pacino movie.

I also like the part from "HEAT" when he's arresting that dude in Las Vegas..."'Cause she's got a grreeeat ass...and you got your head all the way up it! *chuckle* Ferocious aren't I?"

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!