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n2skdvn

UGGGGG(thurs. night)

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Last night started off like sh*t!!
school lost connection with internet(no post whoreing for me), then about eight o'clock the fire alarm went off !(false alarm) sat out in the rain and cold for an hour and a half! then we were able to get out stuff and go home. so on my way home i ran out of gas(did i metion i drive the longest bridge in the world every day to school an back 24 mi)2 miles from the end of the bridge. my brother was not happy comming to my rescue. i f*^&in froze my ass off last night what a way to start your birthday weekend!!!!>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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Yes. I'm familiar with the, uh, culture. You seem like you either need to break some teeth or maybe get horizontal with a groupie.

So whatcha drinkin? I'm off in 45 minutes. I may just get a traveller for the ride home. Let my kids stand on the seat in front of the airbag and drunk drive in the rain!

Sounds like a country song! How 'bout some lyrics ASSMONKEY!:P:P:D:ph34r:B|

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