0
skymama

$78 million

Recommended Posts

I guess if you do win your not going to need to use your boobs to get a cheap anything anymore eh? You gonna let them boobs go to waste or are ya gonna set those puppies free at the DZ?:D;)

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Well, I'd probably take the jackpot in one lump sum, which usually reduces the amount to about half of the original amount. And then there are taxes to consider. And then there's all the beer I'll have to buy...see, I'm losing money already!



After the lottery commission withholds the fed tax, the take will be $28,080,000.00. Still enough for one hell of a bash, but don't plan on it, the winning ticket is sitting on my right as I type.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

O.K. Andrea..How many #'s did you buy???? Huh?......I want the same shot at winning as you have! :P;)
p.s. you have tell me.......we are bumpy brothers.:D:D
~Kim
Psycopata Rodriguez
TFQet #3



"How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Muenkel, that post was soooooo funny! But, notice how I only got the marriage proposals after they think I'm going to be rich. Men only want one thing. ;)

Lou Diamond, no one wants to see my 37 year old breasts, trust me!

Skitzo, I bought 2 tickets. But, save your money, I'm going to win! :)

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Lou Diamond, no one wants to see my 37 year old breasts, trust me!




I don't now about that now. Seems I remember you telling us about a X-mas tree lumber jack digging your chilli the other day. I'll wager those 37 yr old breasts still have some pull in them girl;):D
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Ok, I'll bite. What? I thought...your body and your money are two things that have been mentioned.



They want the money, silly. No one wants to marry me now while I'm po'. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Ok, I'll bite. What? I thought...your body and your money are two things that have been mentioned.



They want the money, silly. No one wants to marry me now while I'm po'. :P


Welcome to that club. As membership chairman of the Unmarriably Poor Club, I have a membership jacket with a reinforced back so that when potential mates step over me, it doesn't tear the fabric. :o

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

I have a membership jacket with a reinforced back so that when potential mates step over me, it doesn't tear the fabric.



Oh cool...I need a full face helmet too for when they kick me in the forehead. :D Where do I sign up?


I am just appalled at her cynicism.

Besides, doesn't she realize that guys couldn't marry a woman for money? Not for lack of trying, mind you. There just seems to be some unwritten rule somewhere that prevents it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Well here it is, Thursday morning, so let me be the first to congratulate you on winning the lottery. Now I expect you'll buy us some clear skies, and we can all take the day off for lots of jumping on our new best-bestest friend's account!

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

O.K. Andrea..How many #'s did you buy???? Huh?......I want the same shot at winning as you have! :P;)
p.s. you have tell me.......we are bumpy brothers.:D:D
~Kim
Psycopata Rodriguez
TFQet #3


Kim,
WHAT?! :S
all you need to ask her for is the one thats gonna win!:P dont go thorowing all your dollars away just b/c your gonna win the lotto too!:P
My photos

My Videos

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

all you need to ask her for is the one thats gonna win! dont go thorowing all your dollars away just b/c your gonna win the lotto too!



Dohhh...:SThis helpful information would have been more useful before I bought my #'s,:P;) Not even 1 single # matched.>:(;)

I'm not giving up though some guy standing in line before me bought 5#'s and told me if he won he'd give half to me, like that movie with Nicolas Cage and the waitress! Pretty sure he was just hitting on me, but when we got out to the parking lot he yelled over, I'm serious I'll remember you!;)


"How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Well here it is, Thursday morning, so let me be the first to congratulate you on winning the lottery. Now I expect you'll buy us some clear skies, and we can all take the day off for lots of jumping on our new best-bestest friend's account!



Nope, the Lottery Commission screwed up, my winning ticket did not, in fact , win. Neither did Andrea's.

No one's did. The drawing this Saturday will be $100M. When I win it and take the immediate payout, I will bring home a check for $36,000,000.00 (or thereabouts).

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

all you need to ask her for is the one thats gonna win! dont go thorowing all your dollars away just b/c your gonna win the lotto too!



Dohhh...:SThis helpful information would have been more useful before I bought my #'s,:P;) Not even 1 single # matched.>:(;)



At work, all 71 of us kicked in $1. We had 71 tickets, we matched 3 of 6 on one ($4.50). What the heck? What can you do for entertainment with $1 anyway? :ph34r:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0