happythoughts 0 #76 December 11, 2002 Quote Quote No woman in my family is a housewife I was joking sweetheart... Dude, no housework/cooking jokes. BZ will kick your azz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #77 December 11, 2002 Quote And she skydives? Pretty good at it too!!! She can be quite dangerous to others though. I pulled a little low off the WFFC chopper because I was laughing at her boobies popping out during the track.... Quote Dude, no housework/cooking jokes. BZ will kick your azz I can't help it if she uses her feminine whiles to make him do all the housework. Of course....I can't blame him either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #78 December 11, 2002 Quote I can't help it if she uses her feminine whiles to make him do all the housework. Of course....I can't blame him either... He finds the French maid outfit objectionable at times, but there's a downside to everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #79 December 11, 2002 Quote and she skydive? Hell yea she does...do you have any idea how much $$$ strippers make? Quote can't help it if she uses her feminine whiles to make him do all the housework. Of course....I can't blame him either... Hey now, BZ only does the cooking...I call him Chef Boy-Ar-Billy. I do all the cleaning, the laundry, and take care of our two precious kitty cats It's a funny joke between us...Billy always says, "Hey! I'm the man!" and I say, "Yea, but I have na-na's!"Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #80 December 11, 2002 Quote He finds the French maid outfit objectionable at times, but there's a downside to everything. Actually, I think BZ prefers my sexy tight shirt and shorts covered in bleach stains that I wear every week when I clean....especially when I'm bending over to scrub the tub...usually I have music on...I do the tub-scrub dance Why do anything if you can't have a sexy-good-time doing it?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #81 December 11, 2002 Men have to be nice to na-na's. They outnumber us 2-to-1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #82 December 11, 2002 Quote "Yea, but I have na-na's!" Dammitt....and that always works too....Happythoughts.....I can't wait to drink beer with you one of these days when I get to Florida. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #83 December 11, 2002 Quote Happythoughts.....I can't wait to drink beer with you one of these days when I get to Florida. Dude, it's like an alter ego sometimes on our posts. Beer is ok, but no swapping spit in the shower. Strictly platonic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #84 December 11, 2002 Quote Pretty good at it too!!! She can be quite dangerous to others though. I pulled a little low off the WFFC chopper because I was laughing at her boobies popping out during the track.... AAHAHH I'm getting light headed again, my nose is bleeding, can't ...breath....very...good Where can I get me one of those? She have any co-workers that wanna jump? LOL"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #85 December 11, 2002 Quote Beer is ok, but no swapping spit in the shower. Strictly platonic Uhhh...good plan!!! Despite my incessant posting and even creating one of the "Homo threads" that has NO bearing on my sexuality. Carrie sweety...he meant you made BZ wear the outfit.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #86 December 11, 2002 Quote Happythoughts.....I can't wait to drink beer with you one of these days when I get to Florida. I drink Mich Light or Corona boys...be sure to bring your MasterCardsPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #87 December 11, 2002 Quote Carrie sweety...he meant you made BZ wear the outfit.... He he he...oops...NO BLONDE JOKES!....it was still a sexy (AND TRUE) post thoughPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #88 December 11, 2002 Quote She have any co-workers that wanna jump? Cori...but I'm already obsessed with her.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #89 December 11, 2002 Quote Quote Happythoughts.....I can't wait to drink beer with you one of these days when I get to Florida. I drink Mich Light or Corona boys...be sure to bring your MasterCards Uh-oh...last time I was in OB's with a MasterCard and 2 waitresses from the Holiday Inn, it kinda got out of hand... They probably wouldn't remember me now though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #90 December 11, 2002 Quote 2 waitresses from the Holiday Inn, it kinda got out of hand... Imagine that....with waitresses from the Holiday Inn? Those moral rocks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #91 December 11, 2002 QuoteWhere can I get me one of those? She have any co-workers that wanna jump? Hi I'm back but not for long, final week ya know. As Clay mentioned I have a girlfriend named Cori that strips and jumps. We both live in Cincinnati. I have met several other sky chicks that talk about stripping but I'm not sure any of them ever would. As for the other dancers I know a couple have made tandems but no one has persude it. edited to say: LouDiamond if you're feeling sick do you want me to come play nurse? Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #92 December 11, 2002 * Note to self....book flight to Cincinnati, take lots of singles and both rigs.*"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #93 December 11, 2002 Quote As Clay mentioned I have a girlfriend named Cori that strips and jumps Did I mention she is deleriously delicious? I thought I may have missed that point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #94 December 11, 2002 QuoteDid I mention she is deleriously delicious? I thought I may have missed that point. Show the boobies...show the boobies Clay you worry me. oh and Lou if you and Clay come to cincy I'd let you post pics of my boobies and Cori's too! Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #95 December 11, 2002 Quote Quote As Clay mentioned I have a girlfriend named Cori that strips and jumps Did I mention she is deleriously delicious? I thought I may have missed that point. Cough cough PICTURES"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #96 December 11, 2002 Quote Quote Did I mention she is deleriously delicious? I thought I may have missed that point. Show the boobies...show the boobies Clay you worry me. oh and Lou if you and Clay come to cincy I'd let you post pics of my boobies and Cori's too! OOOOHHHH I am SO there...just wait..I'll be there camera in one hand, bills in the other and a rig on my back"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #97 December 11, 2002 Quote OOOOHHHH I am SO there...just wait..I'll be there camera in one hand, bills in the other and a rig on my back you sure do know how to make a girl happy Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #98 December 11, 2002 Quote Clay you worry me Hey...don't meet many chicks that make my heart pitter patter at first site. Of course...I'd probably get to know her and it would ruin everything. That's just my luck.... Quote Cough cough PICTURES I saw them but had foolishly left my camera near my rig 5 ft away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #99 December 11, 2002 Quote I have met several other sky chicks that talk about stripping but I'm not sure any of them ever would. As for the other dancers I know a couple have made tandems but no one has persude it. Living in Florida, where there are more strip clubs than convenience stores, a lot of dancers jump. Scuba is more popular though because of the risk of banging up the knees. A neighbor came out to the dz one time and watched everyone land for a couple of hours, then decided that she wanted to do a tandem. Cessna dz. She was in the door with both feet on the outside. She yells to the tm, "I don't want to go." The tm replies, "GO?...ok..." On the ground, "Ya know, I am one crazy %$*, but you are crazier." "How'd it go?" "I'm still alive." She answered "I'm still alive." to any question for over an hour. The tm said, "Yeah, I heard her, wtf." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
