homos

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I ain't even gonna touch this one [shocked}

OH, come-on! TOUCH IT!

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You've been in those Porn shops with the theaters again haven't you?

Again. And if you promise not to behave like you did last time, I will take you along next time .

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ZZZzzzz....

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Carrie...you are sick sick sick......and I have to say it's one of your most endearing qualities.

Is there another Carrie on here? Yikes! I haven't posted to this thread but I keep seeing my name...there must be another...SHOW YOURSELF

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Is there another Carrie on here?

Yes....Skydiverchick......and she is a handfull!!!

[PLFXpert 0]

OK, well as long as she is a handful, then she's deserving of the sacred name

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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what he REALLY likes is women with strap-ons doing from behind what usually only a man could do.

thats the exact question i ask every time a guy claims to be a lesbian trapped in a mans body..

most get kind of pale and wander off...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

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then she's deserving of the sacred name

yes yes I've been told I am a real handful although I swear I am nothing but sweet and innocent.

(no I couldn't type that without lauhging)

Mother Hen

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...although I swear I am nothing but sweet and innocent.

Tears streaming down my face! Ribs hurt! Gasping for breath as I roll around on the floor laughing uncontrollably...

Thanks, Carrie. I needed that!

Kris
(Ummm, what's the # for Witness Protection?)

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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I accuse you despite your silence of being an ASS RAMMING DICK SUCKER. Confess, confess!

Okay, okay, I confess -- I'm an ASS RAMMING DICK SUCKER -- and I'm damn good at it, too! (But I can't do both at the same time -- that'd be really good!)

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

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Oh, that's so cool. I wish I was good at it. I'm such an amateur it's like coloring by numbers.

Luckily I have other charms :)

First Class Citizen Twice Over

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(Bet you're thinking I wanted to say something about sheep? Wrong! But if you just close your eyes......) Feels the same, innit ?

Sort of like helping your buddy out with road head, hey meat? Keep them eyes wide shut and don't look down! Ha, ha!!

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BWWWHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jtval, I knew you were a man!

I need to pee!

Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

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I only have one thing to say......BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA....... Narcimund....you are one funny MF!!!

Ummmm Clay. The funny man is gay. So I would imagine that FF rather than MF would be more appropriate...all things considered.

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So I would imagine that FF rather than MF would be more appropriate...all things considered

Ya know.....I laughed and thought the EXACT same thing as I typed it. I just didn't want to be patronizing.

[Squeak 17]

I'm all for Land Rights for Black Gay Whales
Oh and Bi the Way, I know a few Skydivers who prefer thier sex to be the same gender

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?