Ahhh, the power of boobies

[skymama 37]

Time: Saturday afternoon
Place: Christmas Tree lot
Players: Me, the kids, and a good ol' boy from Oregon

As you might suspect, the kids and I went to buy our tree today. We got to the lot, and we were the only ones there with the good ol' boy. He came up to me smiling away, asking what I needed...the usual stuff. I pointed to a tree and told him asked him the price. "That's a frasier fur, the best on the lot and it arrived fresh this morning. It's $59.95, that's $20 less than the guy down the block." My eyes got big, I laughed and told him I couldn't afford it because I was a poor, single girl (going for the sympathy card ) and I said I could only spend $40 tops. He said, "you're single? Hey I'm single too! How can a beautiful girl like you be single, that's what I want to know!" Hmmm....I start wondering if he might be able to help me out a little on the price.

So, I wandered around the trees some more, asking prices of the ugly blue spruces (oh, I wanted that frasier fur so badly!). We chatted some more and he hit on me some more, and he said, "my boss isn't here, I'll give the frasier fur to you for $50". I still said I couldn't, and sighed a little and wandered over the the blue spruce again and hemmed and hawed a little. He hit on me again which disgusted the kids so much, they started wandering off. Finally, he leaned over to me and whispered, "I'll tell you what. If you can pick it real quick before my boss gets back, I'll give it to you for $40". Woohoo!

He bundled it up for me, cut the end off and offered to deliver it (no, I really didn't want him to know where I live!) and tied it to the top of my van. I thanked him profusely and told him he did a good deed by helping a poor girl out at Christmas. As soon as I got in the van to drive away, my son said to me, "man, it's good to be a girl!" Heehee, it sure is!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[happythoughts 0]

It's a good thing that you aren't a flirt, huh? He'd really have been in trouble.

"It's a tree fo' po' little ol' me." "Jus' a lonely, single gal..." "I do declayuh, what evah will ah do..."

[SudsyFist 0]

sheesh! you could've at least given him some tit for tat!

steve

[skydiverbrian 0]

You girls are spoiled. A nice rack and you can get anything you want. I could have flirted as much as you and I still would have paid full price.

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

[fasterfaller 0]

That makes me wish I had boobs

[dove 0]

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That makes me wish I had boobs

Me too.

Fall in dove.

[LouDiamond 1]

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sheesh! you could've at least given him some tit for tat!

steve

Yeah, I second that. You probablly could of gotten out of there with the tree for $20 had ya offered to show some tit

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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[rhino 0]

Nipples are good.. Boobs are over rated..

[happythoughts 0]

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That makes me wish I had boobs

If I want boobies, I know where they are kept.

[skygal3 0]

how old is your son? ha ha ha..that is too funny...

I can't believe the $$ of a tree in FLA! Around here they are about $25 tops....you must've worn your water bra today, didn't you

My friend once said to me in a bar "oh, I bet you can get away with anything if you just bat your eyes someones way" and my mouth dropped, shocked that he would accuse me of such a thing...so when the bartender came over and carded him, he didn't have his ID on him, I looked over at the bartender, batted my eyes at him and said coyly "oh come on, you know who I am" bat bat bat...it worked! My friend wasn't very shocked, but I was...HA!

[outofit 0]

went from post whorin to uh, tree whorin

It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool!

[ffhunne 0]

well done!

[Mindcake 0]

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Nipples are good.. Boobs are over rated..

Agreed, the boob can be of almost any configuration and as long as the nipples are nice then they get collectively labled a nice rack, when it is really the nipple that is doing more than it's share.

Jim

Don´t belive the hype

[LouDiamond 1]

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Nipples are good.. Boobs are over rated..

Agreed, the boob can be of almost any configuration and as long as the nipples are nice then they get collectively labled a nice rack, when it is really the nipple that is doing more than it's share.

Jim

I have to semi agree with you on this. While we all acknowledge that the Breast in it's many forms are wonderful things that should be held as much as possible. it must be noted that while a nipple may make a breast , it may also detract from an otherwise magnificent breast for many different reasons ,all formed in the viewers mind. The variation in colors and sizes is like the breast itself, which is why we men are fascinated with them. If you break it down, you have 3 categorys of the breast. 1. the breast itself and it's twin 2. the actual nipple,size, shape ,length 3. the aerola, size,color and shape. Since there are many factors involved just in those 3 categories and the fact that there is another located adjacent to the first is why men continue to be amazed by the all magnificent breast.

It is also of interest that studies by Johns Hopkins U. have shown that women who massage or have their breasts massaged regularly are less likely to have incidences of breast cancer(no shit). So , in the good spirt of mankind and the Christmas spirit, I will be giving away free breast massages to all willing women attending the Eloy boogie I am currently taking appointments by PM or E-mail if you wish to get on the list early.

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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[Mindcake 0]

It seems I may have over-simplified the nipple/breast relationship.

Jim

Don´t belive the hype

[sunshine 2]

Way to work it Andrea!! I love it when stuff like that happens. It's great to be a girl.

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[jtval 0]

andrea, I will be looking to buy a house here soon....can you come see what you can do?!
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[ramon 0]

uuuuhhhhh......


good job, mommy

I'd have done it for you in a second.......

"Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce.

[sillyolethang 0]

THAT is hilarious! WTG Andrea! Still chuckling at it...

Amy

[jose 0]

Ok, I didnt read a single word on this thread. All I looked for was an attachment.

WHERE IS THE ATTACHMENTS?

[AggieDave 6]

If you would have flashed him, you probably would have gotten it for free...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[mikkif 0]

Lou, you inspire me!

Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit

[Squeak 17]

Hey now that's not fair, your topic line had me expecting boobies, and all I got was more feminine deceit
Bet you don't get speeding tickets , when caught for speeding either
Mind you if I could do that I would, all I'd need is a gay tree seller who finds me attractive

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[suz 0]

Hee hee hee!!! I use that eye flutter look at work if I have a grumpy bastard that wants their chickens... I just go and be super nice to them, and win them over, all the time. I rarely get complaints, coz I know how to suck up!!!!
I havent bothered with decorations this year. I only bought three presents. One is a envelope, the other is in the care of my sister, so...really one present under a F@%k Off sized tree, looks a little pathetic.

I'm not in the best of moods lately, am I?

Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

[Faber 0]

Thats the way to do it.From now on my gf will go to buy the tree,ill wait at home in my chair whit a beer
Well done

Stay safe
Stefan Faber