jumpy 0 #26 December 6, 2002 "In our race women to not fight our battles for us, they are mearly there to procreate our race." - Sexist alien on 'Plan 9 from Outerspace' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #27 December 6, 2002 "Faster, Harder, Oh Yeah, I'm so Wet, Screw me like the cheap whore that I am, Oh, Oh, Oh, Ooooohhhhhh Yesssss !" Lieutenant "Biggies" McGuire, US Navy Semen 2Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #28 December 6, 2002 I forget the name of the movie but it was a campy slasher/comedy. The line (from a guy) is "You can if we time it right". It was a response a girl saying "I want to come with you." ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #29 December 6, 2002 I am the Clit commander I love the clit. Jay and silent Bob Strike Back. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #30 December 6, 2002 "You got knocked the fuck out, man!" Smokey in Friday "Run, Atrayu! Run!" Bastain in The Neverending StoryThere's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #31 December 6, 2002 well it's from a cartoon but... Brave mouse and Poldi were trapped in a dungeon. brave mouse is thinkig as usual and sais: "Poldi we must use our heads" and poldi runs and makes a hole through a wall with his head or another one, this one you should all reckognize: "Screw you guys, i'm going home" oh and from a movie: well read my signature, it's from George of the jungle. "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #32 December 6, 2002 "Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head!" from same movie (after being his qualifications of being a sperm donor): I've... never killed a man. I beg your pardon? I said I never killed a man. I didn't ask if you had. You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation. I would say thats a big fucking qualification -- excuse me, a very important qualification. No one's ever said that before. Have you ever asked? No. You should. ---- In that same scene, the whole "Heterosexual?" part was hilarious too... Yeah, anything from Top Gun of course (ever watched "Days of Thunder" while quoting applicable lines from "Top Gun"?)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Austin 0 #33 December 6, 2002 Peter: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?" Lawrence: "I tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time." -Office Space Austin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #34 December 6, 2002 "What we've got here,is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke dropdeded pcss#26------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #35 December 6, 2002 how's the rest of that go? That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Well, not all chicks Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do. Good point.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unutsch 0 #36 December 6, 2002 that's real fun, let me join: Homer J. Simpson (my all time favourite): In theory even comunism works. Ali G (not from the movie, but from his TV show): Talk to the hand, 'cause the head ain't listening. Check out the site of the Fallen Angels FreeflY Organisation: http://www.padliangeli.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #37 December 6, 2002 Being from the South... "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett Butler "TRUTH...You can't handle the truth." Jack Nicholson "I was thinking righ here on the counter" Tom Cruise "In the ladies room?" Kelly McGillis -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #38 December 6, 2002 You didn't slay the dragon ?!?! It's on my 'to do' list - Shrek You wanna buy some Death Sticks? You don't want to sell me Death Sticks. I don't want to sell you Death Sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life. I want to go home and rethink my life. - SW2: AOTC Fate as it seems, is not without a sense of irony - Matrix Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? - 2001 A Space Odyssey I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in. - xXx After very careful consideration sir I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks. - WarGames Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists - Jurassic Park Negative Ghostrider the pattern is full - TopGun You're mocking me, aren't you? - Toy StoryYesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 December 6, 2002 Harry: Alright. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car. Cole: Hit the pace car? Harry: Hit the pace car! Cole: What for? Harry: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #40 December 6, 2002 "You bob for apples in the toilet....and you like it!" ~ Sandlot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperCJ 0 #41 December 6, 2002 "Thats bold talk for a one-eyed fat man" "Fill your hands you son-of-a-bitch!" Rooster Cogburn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #42 December 6, 2002 Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #43 December 6, 2002 Soooooo true dude, but then again there is: "How much for the little girls? How much for the women? I want to buy your children!" Now who will catch this one: "Tommy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #44 December 6, 2002 First one is Blues Brothers, restaurant scene. Second one...Hmmm guessing Midnight Express....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #45 December 6, 2002 Airplane!!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 December 6, 2002 Quote Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too. I could tell she was fakin'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #47 December 6, 2002 No nac, wrong answer, but has to do with transportation!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #48 December 6, 2002 Quote"What we got here is a failure to communicate" Independance Day.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #49 December 6, 2002 Aha, so it IS Airplane then.. "What a day to give up glue sniffing.." and "Okay guys, lets get some pictures.." Oh, and by the way Jraf, you are so right on all this Land Rover Defender stuff.....I just haven't had an excuse to tell you that yet!... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #50 December 6, 2002 Gerb, nonononono....Cool hand Luke. Also on 'Civil War' by GnR-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
