Newly issued alcohol warnings

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The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

Any Others?

-Carbon

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I think my all time favorite "alcohol warning" is:


Caution! Alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Ciels-
Michele

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While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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and usually does!

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I think my all time favorite "alcohol warning" is:


Caution! Alcohol may cause pregnancy.Which leads to more drinking which leads to more children,drink more=more kids. Stop the insanity.Ciels-
Michele

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Warning: A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

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drinking alcohol may cuase to life long diseases;like children!

dont drink and drive- you may hit a bump and spell your drink!

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4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

" I am NOT cunt, drunkstable!!!!!"

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