JFC3 0 #26 November 23, 2002 Amen, brother. "Five days? But I'm angry now!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #27 November 23, 2002 So we had been married about 6 months when I went to the company Christmas party with my husband. The president of the company came over, and my husband started stammering to him " I'd like you to meet, uh, um, uh, THE WOMAN I LIVE WITH" He had completely forgotton my name. Now when it's time to meet new people, I just stick out my hand and say "hi, I'm Beth" so he doesn't have to repeat that.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #28 November 23, 2002 She,s my Bitch!It,s tattooed on her ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #29 November 23, 2002 Well,we are married but the name is the same as before marriage Ball-n-chain,line 4 dropdeded pcss#26------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #30 November 23, 2002 When we meet people from DZ.com, I introduce her as The Lovely Mother Lynn as that is how I refer to her on the internet. If you're curious about the origin of that, go to Wendy Faulkner's site and lookup the roster the the No Cheap Beer Society. When introducing her to others, I may refer to her as "my first ex-wife" as we celebrated our 23rd anniversary by getting divorced; I had fun during the period when we started dating again (and before we remarried) referring to Lynn as "my Arthur". Some got it, some didn't. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #31 November 23, 2002 Quote... referring to Lynn as "my Arthur". Some got it, some didn't. Your "Once and Future Wife". That's cute. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #32 November 23, 2002 Just intro them by name, let the people figure it out for themselves. I wouldn't put a label on the person or the relationship. Just say, "Mom, this is Raislin" or what not, as the case may be. Usually you would have told them before hand who they are in your life, no need to clutter things up. That's what I always did.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 November 23, 2002 Quote Why isn't "FUCK BUDDY" on the list? Or "Cum Dumpster." Seriously....Just introduce them by name. Your relationship with anyone else isn't anyone else's business. I let people think what they like. Of course....my mother seems to think that any girl that is with me and she happens to meet.....I MUST be dating her. Other than my ex wife she hasn't met a girl I am dating in more than 10 years. Like I said...it isn't anyone's business but mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #34 November 23, 2002 Interesting idea, Drew (and others who said similar things.) Sometimes that works but sometimes the relationship is part of the statement. That's why humans created the words! For instance, a skydiver who has a whuffo girlfriend who jumps for the first time isn't going to write, "Jill jumped!!!" (Who's Jill? Who cares?) Instead he's going to write, "My girlfriend jumped!!!" and we'll all congratulate him. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 November 23, 2002 Quote Or "Cum Dumpster." Dude, seek therapy!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 November 23, 2002 Quote Dude, seek therapy!! But then the therapist would need therapy. I don't want that on my conciense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #37 November 24, 2002 Um... Snuggle-puss Keeper of the "piece" Ma hot little hummer holster Rodeo partner Yin's Yang Daddy's sexy little she-kittun My back scratchin', front rubbin, and rubba dubbin' friend My Hot little lady lover Cuddle-fish Holder of my heart of hearts - dancer on my private parts. The gardner for my twig and berries The boobies on my Galapagos The nurse who cares for my sick little monkey death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #38 November 24, 2002 Where's the "What person?" option? "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #39 November 24, 2002 Clay is anyone needs therapy - That would be you, man. People can him my "boy toy'. I havent given it much thought. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 November 24, 2002 Quote Dude, seek therapy!! --------------------------------------------------------- But then the therapist would need therapy. I don't want that on my conciense. Well i'm already in therapy, so i could be your therapist. Then you would know you weren't the one that made me seek it cause i already get it. Damn that was a long run-on. I blame it on my hangover. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #41 November 24, 2002 "Sushi"! In West Va. it's: "...and this is my cousin." _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 November 24, 2002 Quote Well i'm already in therapy, so i could be your therapist Don't laugh. My Mom knows a lady that went for therapy. She thought it was pretty cool....so she went to school and became a therapist. That's why I have no faith in anyone that calls themselves a therapist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #43 November 24, 2002 hey, i'm a therapist!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 November 24, 2002 Quote hey, i'm a therapist!!! You do a differen't sort of therapy though. I do have some respect for you.....after I found out exactly what it is that you do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #45 November 24, 2002 Well..that went south in a hurry. Not a new DZ record but definitely worth honorable mention...Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #46 November 25, 2002 How 'bout "Jump buddy"? Sufficiently vague, but vaguely sexual, given the skydiving context. Seriously, I'll either just give her name or throw in the "g/f" depending upon the context. Most people can figure it out or will ask. Not that I have that problem right now, nor do I really want it. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #47 November 25, 2002 Introduce them? The girl at the Chick-Fila counter never asks the name of my date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #48 November 25, 2002 A friend tossed out the words "fuck buddy"and "fuck partner" to me yesterday. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andie787 0 #49 November 26, 2002 What about ummfriend? As in "Hi, this my, umm, friend Bob"or "So are you bringing your ummfriend to the Chirstmas Party?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 November 26, 2002 Quote The girl at the Chick-Fila counter never asks the name of my date Hi roller huh? I usually stick to the Wedy's dollar menu at the drive thru..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
