Ducky 0 #26 February 26, 2002 Well said my friend, and now my $.02....I will reach behind me and grab the necessary parts,ugly n broken, painted with shame and shaded with painand with careful hands;polish them to a new luster, shaping and forming with a warming heart and careful eye. So that I may gaze upon the history I have builtwith renewed hunger for the future,full of knowledge and open to learn.Not cutting corners, but being brave enough to look around themletting old wounds heal, and planting pastures of new friendships.Pulling close those who should be,being patient with those who are not.Recalling the wondrous eyes I saw life with at age 6and praying I may do so at 106.The sculpture that stands before me nowcan guide me, but shall not bind me.I and ONLY I can warm this heartand soothe this soul. The key is exactly that,TO WHOM I give the key;those fortunate enough to be let into gaze upon the art that is me and my history.Christopher A. Goff 2001 (me)kwakStupidity is a crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #27 February 26, 2002 My father also taught me that the only people with pierced ears are gypsies and fallen women....now I fall out of airplanes and my ears are pierced....WHAT A GREAT SCREEN NAME..thanks, dad!AnneWhen I rule the world.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #28 February 26, 2002 Geeze...Man dad jsut use to break a lot of screwdrivers on something and then yell ..."GODDAMN TYWIAN CHEAP SHIT!!!!" jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #29 February 26, 2002 Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they're yours.(Richard Bach, "Illusions")pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #30 February 26, 2002 ducky, that is beautiful. In fact, all of these are. I can only aim to remember them all.I thought I had some decent quotes, I feel put in my place. The only one that prob wasn't covered was"Pain is weakness leaving the body"The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #31 February 26, 2002 Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit!Ducky that really was beautiful, thank you.It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 February 26, 2002 "If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you...""And who are you?""I'm...Batman..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #33 February 26, 2002 skydivers there good to the last drop!this space for rent........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #34 February 26, 2002 Quote"If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you..."Not so! Take Demotivators to heart: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/despair-poster-ineptitude.jpgI was thinking about buying this one: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/despair-poster-idiocy.jpg--BrianHomepageAIM: suprmath Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #35 February 26, 2002 Oh now that's classic......hahahaaaaaaSkydivers do it? head down? on their bellies? In a sit? Guttersnipes! LMAOIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #36 February 26, 2002 Thanx Sky n BB.I rarely share my stuff, but it seemed to fit and your this is about the most accepting and open minded bunch of people I have ever known, gald to be here.kwakStupidity is a crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #37 February 26, 2002 Quoteducky, that is beautiful. In fact, all of these are. I can only aim to remember them all.Skyrose....you really thought "GODDAMN TYWIAN CHEAP SHIT" was beautiful??? .........I guess it is in it own disturbed wayjason(just playing w/ ya) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Billy 0 #38 February 26, 2002 OK all True,,,Jason yours cracked me up!!Reminded me of my Dad under the hood an tryin ta fix sumethin and gettin all pissed and yellin " Fuck!! My kingdom for the right fuckin tool!" ( like he had a friggin kingdom an one of us kids probbaly lost the tool he was lookin for.. ) and now my personal observation,, "It's the stupid shit that'll kill ya,,," so why am I still here?? hmmm,, must be a plan somewhere,,,,Don't read this shit down here,, it's nonsense,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #39 February 26, 2002 I've learned one lesson. This takes me through business, life, and my relationships with other people.Seize life by the balls and jump, goddamit!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #40 February 26, 2002 What I've learned in life.You are not drunk if you can lie down without holding on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #41 February 26, 2002 1. Never talk when you can listen.2. Never make an enemy when you can make a friend.3. Never risk venture capital in a limited partnership without a feduciary prospectus.4. Mr Fork and Mrs Outlet can never be friends. Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #42 February 26, 2002 In no particular order of importance1. What goes around comes around. The longer it takes to come around the more speed it picks up.2. You are responsible for your own survival. How you choose to actualise that responsibility determines your humanity.3. At birth you were issued with a limited supply of luck. Don't waste it on crap. Someday you may really need it.4. There are flowers along the road. Stop and smell ( It took me 30 years to figure this one out)Lastly a personal belief.When you get to the pearly gates and your creator asks you what did you do with the life you were given. If the answer is "Work" you are in for a smack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lizard 0 #43 February 26, 2002 one I read on a wall somewhere "Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #44 February 26, 2002 After you pull the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend.Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kmcguffee 0 #45 February 26, 2002 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The moral of the story is:1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #46 February 26, 2002 QuoteAfter you pull the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend.Bwhahahahahahahahahahahah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #47 February 26, 2002 DTA...as much as possible....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #48 February 26, 2002 Advice that one of my motocross racing friends always likes to give out: Dont't rub the lamp unless you want the genie to come out... Figure it out for yourselves.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #49 February 26, 2002 You mean you're not drunk even if your hair is wet from tossin' your cookies in the toilet....aka throne huggin...It only takes a little pixie dust...... 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Billy 0 #38 February 26, 2002 OK all True,,,Jason yours cracked me up!!Reminded me of my Dad under the hood an tryin ta fix sumethin and gettin all pissed and yellin " Fuck!! My kingdom for the right fuckin tool!" ( like he had a friggin kingdom an one of us kids probbaly lost the tool he was lookin for.. ) and now my personal observation,, "It's the stupid shit that'll kill ya,,," so why am I still here?? hmmm,, must be a plan somewhere,,,,Don't read this shit down here,, it's nonsense,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #39 February 26, 2002 I've learned one lesson. This takes me through business, life, and my relationships with other people.Seize life by the balls and jump, goddamit!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #40 February 26, 2002 What I've learned in life.You are not drunk if you can lie down without holding on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #41 February 26, 2002 1. Never talk when you can listen.2. Never make an enemy when you can make a friend.3. Never risk venture capital in a limited partnership without a feduciary prospectus.4. Mr Fork and Mrs Outlet can never be friends. Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #42 February 26, 2002 In no particular order of importance1. What goes around comes around. The longer it takes to come around the more speed it picks up.2. You are responsible for your own survival. How you choose to actualise that responsibility determines your humanity.3. At birth you were issued with a limited supply of luck. Don't waste it on crap. Someday you may really need it.4. There are flowers along the road. Stop and smell ( It took me 30 years to figure this one out)Lastly a personal belief.When you get to the pearly gates and your creator asks you what did you do with the life you were given. If the answer is "Work" you are in for a smack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #43 February 26, 2002 one I read on a wall somewhere "Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #44 February 26, 2002 After you pull the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend.Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #45 February 26, 2002 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The moral of the story is:1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #46 February 26, 2002 QuoteAfter you pull the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend.Bwhahahahahahahahahahahah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 February 26, 2002 DTA...as much as possible....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #48 February 26, 2002 Advice that one of my motocross racing friends always likes to give out: Dont't rub the lamp unless you want the genie to come out... Figure it out for yourselves.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #49 February 26, 2002 You mean you're not drunk even if your hair is wet from tossin' your cookies in the toilet....aka throne huggin...It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #50 February 26, 2002 What if the answer is contribute?It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites