GroundZero 0 #1 November 23, 2002 Friday morning, while driving into work, I was behind a Porta-pottie pumper truck... This guy will surely be successful. Whatever you do, be the best at it. His slogan read, "Your #2 job is our #1 job." This guy is going places! Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #2 November 23, 2002 I love great slogans. One I saw in Phoenix years ago on the back of an egg delivery truck. "Our chicks are the best lays".-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 November 23, 2002 Quote "Your #2 job is our #1 job." Maybe.....but it's still a shitty job..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #4 November 23, 2002 Comfort house worker's really know their SHIT Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #5 November 24, 2002 QuoteFriday morning, while driving into work, I was behind a Porta-pottie pumper truck... This guy will surely be successful. Whatever you do, be the best at it. His slogan read, "Your #2 job is our #1 job." This guy is going places! Chris I was passed by a honey wagon a few weeks back that had a variationon that theme "We're Number One in Number Two". But that wasn't the funniest thing -- on the back bumper was printed "Free Snow Removal". In Jacksonville, FL? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #6 November 24, 2002 I like the trucks that say "Passing Side-Suicide"on the back. Was driving to Amarillo and saw one that said"This Truck Makes Ridiculously Wide Turns" dropdeded pcss#26------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #7 November 24, 2002 Quote I like the trucks that say "Passing Side-Suicide"on the back. Was driving to Amarillo and saw one that said"This Truck Makes Ridiculously Wide Turns" I would love for my company to get mudflaps on all our trailers with the ""(We operate flatbeds so stickers are out) this really does catch peoples attention and increase safety awareness. I also like the ones showing are 4wheeler (car) getting creamed by the 18wheeler after cutting inside while we're making our wide turns. Most folks really have no clue about how to drive safely around bigtrucks and share the road, I'm very much into educating people about the "NO ZONE" around trucks. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #8 November 24, 2002 How about the vacuum cleaner store with the sign saying "Everything sucks here except the price." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 November 24, 2002 Quote Quote "Your #2 job is our #1 job." Maybe.....but it's still a shitty job..... I thought the paper work at my job sucked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #10 November 24, 2002 I would love for my company to get mudflaps on all our trailers with the "<---Passing side-Suicide--->"(We operate flatbeds so stickers are out) this really does catch peoples attention and increase safety awareness. __________________________________________________ Yep,it catches drivers attention and its extremely self explanatory. dropdeded pcss#26------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #11 November 25, 2002 I once saw a porta-potty that read, "Your crap is our bread and butter." Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 25, 2002 I worked with a guy who was rather egotistical and the biggest backstabber I have ever met. Most of the people in the group hated him. That is not too strong a word, trust me. Anyway, he kissed the directors ass at every opportunity (to the point of obvious and embarrassing). I mentioned to him that he was kind of like Lt. Riker. "Make it so". I commented how he was like the number 2 man and the director could just say "Make it so, number two." This guy and the director liked the idea so much that they started saying it all the time. After it was well ingrained for about a month, I mentioned the old childhood definition of number two. Over drinks, everyone related this to our "number two". Meetings for the next two weeks were constantly abuzz with snickering. "Make it so, number two". The best practical jokes always are done by the victim to themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpaceUnknown 0 #13 November 25, 2002 Some people just have the best slogans... Heres one: Well maybe not a slogan but... James AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #14 November 25, 2002 Saw an 18 wheeler on time with arrows left side el pasao(sp)other side arrow...el cruncho!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #15 November 25, 2002 A friend of mine named their plumbing company Ace Plumbing. Their slogan said "Ace Plumbing: where a flush always beats a full house". "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
