christoofar 0 #1 November 19, 2002 I don't think Gloria Steinhem would be proud. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #2 November 19, 2002 You forgot about this one .... ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #3 November 19, 2002 I'm not touching this one...... <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #4 November 19, 2002 Old Joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #5 November 19, 2002 Thanks for that one guys. I needed a good laugh before work I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #6 November 19, 2002 The funniest thing to me about this whole thread is how it clashes with your sig. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #7 November 19, 2002 Quote The funniest thing to me about this whole thread is how it clashes with your sig. My sig is supposed to be a joke in itself. Read it carefully. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #8 November 19, 2002 Isn't that the womens parking lot????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #9 November 19, 2002 I have read your entire sig, you freak! I know it's a joke. But I also thought it maybe had a thread of seriousness to it too. Then again, you have angry Bert as your avatar..... Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #10 November 19, 2002 Quote I have read your entire sig, you freak! I know it's a joke. But I also thought it maybe had a thread of seriousness to it too. Then again, you have angry Bert as your avatar..... Nah I'm not serious that early in the morning. I'm usually quite silly! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 November 19, 2002 hmmmm, well, in defense of the women....Ever noticed how women have lower auto insurance rates?? Ever think there might be a reason for that?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #12 November 19, 2002 She still doesn't get it Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #13 November 19, 2002 It because it's the men who have all the accidents trying to avoid the women ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #14 November 19, 2002 For clarification : He hates people who stereotypes. People who stereotype are all alike. From the above: He hates people who are all alike. He stereotypes women drivers. From all of the above: 1. He drives like a woman. 2. He hates himself. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #15 November 19, 2002 Women have lower insurance because when they get in accidents, it's from retarded mistakes and end up being low cost. Generally caused by trying to put on make-up while driving or some other multi-tasking related reason. DAMN GIRLS!!!! Put your make-up on at home! Now I'm not saying that all women are bad drivers, there are VERY good female drivers out there that are really pissed that all the other stupid chics are getting in lame ass accidents. So before you flame me, just remember I wasn't necessarily talking about you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #16 November 19, 2002 Quote For clarification : He hates people who stereotypes. People who stereotype are all alike. From the above: He hates people who are all alike. He stereotypes women drivers. From all of the above: 1. He drives like a woman. 2. He hates himself. This is an interesting application of modal logic. Where is the logic proof for conclusion #1? I didn't stereotype... I just said I don't think Gloria Steinhem would be proud. It's not my fault those photos were taken! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 November 19, 2002 Quote hmmmm, well, in defense of the women....Ever noticed how women have lower auto insurance rates?? Ever think there might be a reason for that?? Uhhh...stop this. No one believes that women are really bad drivers (except maybe me ). No one believes blondes are really that dumb. No one believes all the Aggie/Blonde/racist/men/etc... jokes. None of the guys get offended with guy-jokes, right? I don't know who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning and started the negativity, but CHILL. Whoever started the bad-side should re-think their day. Also, guys...the gals don't need you to chime in and defend them. However chivalrous it may be (and a good personal statement about yourself), my sky-chickie buds can certainly type for themselves. I just spent this weekend at the Jeff Foxworthy show. The "You may be a redneck if..." guy. The parking lot was full of trucks with tires higher than my car roof. The show was full of laughing rednecks. What can we learn from laughing tomato farmers who spent $40 a ticket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #18 November 19, 2002 Quote hmmmm, well, in defense of the women....Ever noticed how women have lower auto insurance rates?? Ever think there might be a reason for that?? They get paid less?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #19 November 19, 2002 hey! I'm a woman and I'm an excellent driver. Only occasionally do I need assistance or hand signals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #20 November 19, 2002 Quote hmmmm, well, in defense of the women....Ever noticed how women have lower auto insurance rates?? Ever think there might be a reason for that?? They have boobies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 November 19, 2002 QuoteThey have boobies? Exactly! It gets them out of tickets. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #22 November 19, 2002 ...and ditches. Respect the Dolphin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #23 November 19, 2002 no, i don't need ditches. that's where the hand signals come into play. the signals weren't in time for the ditch, so i needed assistance. the hand signal worked when i cleverly avoided the trash cans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #24 November 20, 2002 Quote Ever noticed how women have lower auto insurance rates?? Ever think there might be a reason for that?? Boobies? - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 November 20, 2002 a little slow there, Jimbo Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
