Jimbo 0 #26 November 20, 2002 Damnit! That's what I get for showing up late! Back to drinkin..... - Jim "Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #27 November 20, 2002 Quotehey! I'm a woman and I'm an excellent driver. Only occasionally do I need assistance or hand signals. The only comment I can make on this one is.... No comment. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #28 November 20, 2002 hey i am an excellent driver. it's not my fault you were trying to relieve yourself out the sunroof.... sorry 'bout that.... i miss the ranch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #29 November 20, 2002 Heh. Yeah, that was pretty funny. - Jim "Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #30 November 20, 2002 Quote hmmmm, well, in defense of the women....Ever noticed how women have lower auto insurance rates?? Ever think there might be a reason for that?? So you are asking why women have lower insurance rates than men? Duh, it is because a woman can't get a blowjob while driving I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parafoil 0 #31 November 21, 2002 Mirela Quote Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #32 November 21, 2002 Here's something to think about during your commute... I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each >way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off?....... I think not. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
