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Which muppet(s) would you most like to skydive with ? .......

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.......... and why did you choose them.



If you watch the beginning of one of the movies, Fozzie, Gonzo and Kermit are all in a balloon. Gonzo is pondering what it would be like to jump out of the balloon. Gotta love balloon jumps... B|
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I would have to do the 7-way with the band. I can see it now.....

Dr. Teeth would come out with all the stereotypical skydiver comments before adopting the biggest arch you ever did see.
Sgt. Floyd Pepper would get his ginger whiskers caught somewhere in the apparatus.
Janice would give you a mid fall smacker.
Animal would forget his parachute......on purpose
Lips would have his eyes closed for the entire jump
Zoot would blow his saxophone and nod cooly when we had all landed.

I don't think you could ever top a jump like that.
Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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Although my all-time fave muppet is the Swedish Chef (he's so freakin' kewl!), the Cookie Monster would probably be the most fun to jump with (substitute beer for cookies - heh).
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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ok so here's a secret. (not anyomore)
a while ago I downloaded a few songs from the ORIGINAL muppet movie. now I sit and listen to them when I fell like laughin my ass off. they are definetly full of inuendo';s that i didnt notice when i was a kid.
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sorry but I have to post this!

Rowlf:
You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.


Kermit: (spoken): Yeah, I know what you mean...


Kermit:
It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
Rowlf:
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.
Kermit:
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
Both:
I hope that somethin' better comes along.


Rowlf:
Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.


Kermit: (spoken): Uh, Rowlf, was that a new 'leash' on life?
Rowlf: (spoken): Oh yeah...sorry about that.


Kermit:
I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
Rowlf:
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
Both:
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Kermit:
Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
Rowlf:
The pitter-patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles!


Kermit: (spoken) Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!
Rowlf: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4!


Kermit:
There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Rowlf:
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
Both:
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along!!!
Rowlf: Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!


Rowlf: (spoken): It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad!


hope you got a kick out of it!;)

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What the hell have you been smokin? And why haven't you shared?!



My question exactly.

But, I do believe he absolutely nailed waht the jump would be like!B|

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

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Had to go with the chef. After voting, then reading the posts, I really wish I knew Carbone now[:/]



You are truely not a "real" skydiver until you have entered (insert twilight zone music here) the CarboneZone....
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