TheBile 0 #1 November 18, 2002 .......... and why did you choose them.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #2 November 18, 2002 Does this have anything to do with my avatar? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 November 18, 2002 Gonzo just seems like a FFer...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 18, 2002 Evil Bert wasn't listed though. Man that's a funny site to look at, all the photoshoped pics and all.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #5 November 18, 2002 Quote .......... and why did you choose them. If you watch the beginning of one of the movies, Fozzie, Gonzo and Kermit are all in a balloon. Gonzo is pondering what it would be like to jump out of the balloon. Gotta love balloon jumps... ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #6 November 18, 2002 Haha! I just pictured the swedish chef as a skydiver, and saw Scotty Carbone...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 November 18, 2002 "bork da bork, bork, fucking bork, da bork, titties, bork" --The Swedish Chief as Scotty Carbone.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #8 November 18, 2002 ANIMAL!!!! Used his patch to cover a hole in the leg of my FF suit. Lesson: Never wear baggy pants while riding a motorcycle, it will burn a hole. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #9 November 18, 2002 I would have to do the 7-way with the band. I can see it now..... Dr. Teeth would come out with all the stereotypical skydiver comments before adopting the biggest arch you ever did see. Sgt. Floyd Pepper would get his ginger whiskers caught somewhere in the apparatus. Janice would give you a mid fall smacker. Animal would forget his parachute......on purpose Lips would have his eyes closed for the entire jump Zoot would blow his saxophone and nod cooly when we had all landed. I don't think you could ever top a jump like that.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 November 18, 2002 What the hell have you been smokin? And why haven't you shared?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #11 November 18, 2002 The Count. I can see him counting people going out the door. "ONE 4-way", "TWO solo jumpers", "THREE Freeflyers"....-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #12 November 18, 2002 I'd say Snuffleupagus, because in order for that to happen, we'd have to be in a large tailgate airplane! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #13 November 18, 2002 Quote I'd say Snuffleupagus, and on that note, when exactly did everyone start mingling with snuffy? that's a bunch of complete and utter crap!!! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 November 18, 2002 gonzo- basically because he's a freak. although the band would be fun I think animal might try to cause my shit to mal! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 November 18, 2002 Although my all-time fave muppet is the Swedish Chef (he's so freakin' kewl!), the Cookie Monster would probably be the most fun to jump with (substitute beer for cookies - heh)."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #16 November 18, 2002 Had to go with the chef. After voting, then reading the posts, I really wish I knew Carbone now I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #17 November 18, 2002 Sam the American Eagle. I'd redo the falcon scene from "Willing to fly" with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #18 November 18, 2002 Quote .......... and why did you choose them. I actually had to go with the Swedish chef, partly because one of my former teammates was swedish and we used to tease him about it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #19 November 18, 2002 I don't know how Fozzie and Rowlf got together.... Fozzie gets a little annoying, but Rowlf's about as cool as you can get!We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 November 18, 2002 Snuffleupagus. He'd be a great base for a hybrid, dontcha think? Or Big Bird. Or Oscar the Grouch. Or those two grumpy old men in the balcony. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 November 18, 2002 ok so here's a secret. (not anyomore) a while ago I downloaded a few songs from the ORIGINAL muppet movie. now I sit and listen to them when I fell like laughin my ass off. they are definetly full of inuendo';s that i didnt notice when i was a kid.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 November 18, 2002 Quote those two grumpy old men in the balcony Sounds like some RW fliers I know... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 November 18, 2002 sorry but I have to post this! Rowlf: You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em. We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long. I hope that somethin' better comes along. Kermit: (spoken): Yeah, I know what you mean... Kermit: It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler. Rowlf: If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar. Kermit: She made a monkey out of old King Kong, Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along. Rowlf: Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter When puppy love comes on strong? Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie, A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life. Kermit: (spoken): Uh, Rowlf, was that a new 'leash' on life? Rowlf: (spoken): Oh yeah...sorry about that. Kermit: I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha; Rowlf: The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong. Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along. Kermit: Still, it's fun when they're fetching, And agree to see an etching That you keep at your lily pad. There is no solution, it's part of evolution, Rowlf: The pitter-patter of soles, The little feet of tadpoles! Kermit: (spoken) Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet! Rowlf: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4! Kermit: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin' Rowlf: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'. A skunk was badgered the results were strong. Both: I hope that somethin' better, I hope that somethin' better, I hope that somethin' better comes along!!! Rowlf: Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum! Rowlf: (spoken): It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad! hope you got a kick out of it! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #24 November 18, 2002 Quote What the hell have you been smokin? And why haven't you shared?! My question exactly. But, I do believe he absolutely nailed waht the jump would be like! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #25 November 18, 2002 Quote Had to go with the chef. After voting, then reading the posts, I really wish I knew Carbone now You are truely not a "real" skydiver until you have entered (insert twilight zone music here) the CarboneZone....----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites