hobbes4star 0 #1 November 16, 2002 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 November 16, 2002 hmmmm, no to some, yes to others...and I'm 38! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #3 November 16, 2002 THIS iS UNFORTUNATE AND TRUE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 November 16, 2002 can some one decipher this for me? I never learned how to read!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #5 November 16, 2002 Quote 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. Well, hah on you then....because I have found more than one which doesn't apply....and that's without stretching for it, too! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #6 November 16, 2002 26. It is no longer fun to play in the mud . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #7 November 16, 2002 Quote26. It is no longer fun to play in the mud . Speak for yourself.....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #8 November 16, 2002 Damn - There are WAY too many yes answers. It's time to get in the Way Back machine.-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #9 November 17, 2002 Hey, some of got jobs where we could go & play in the mud! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 November 17, 2002 1. I only have one house plant still living....you can't smoke it but I don't smoke 2. I slept in a twin bed just 2 weekends ago and even shared my sleeping bag.... no sex though, you have got to be kidding...in a twin bed! 3. I have a food fridge in the kitchen and a beer fridge in the laundry room with beer in it! I stop there though gang. I really am old but I try not to let on and hate to be reminded of it. GRRRR -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnJug 0 #11 November 17, 2002 Quote 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Hmmm... thanks to DZ.com I don't think too many of us have a problem answering no to this one. You come from nothing. You go back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #12 November 17, 2002 Quote3. I have a food fridge in the kitchen and a beer fridge in the laundry room with beer in it! Heh, my parents' beer fridge is actually bigger than their food fridge (and is generally stocked with a fantastic selection). My beer fridge is just a mini-fridge, what does that say about me? Still, it's obvious from this list that I haven't quite grown up yet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #13 November 18, 2002 Wow... I never want to grow up. It doesn't sound like much fun... -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #14 November 18, 2002 Awesome, just when I start to feel old you guys confirm the fact that I am, in actuality, not a grown-up. People actually have living houseplants and food in their fridges??! Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #15 November 18, 2002 Quote16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. What about if you did, then you didn't, now you do again?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
