Rachill 0 #1 November 16, 2002 So I work for the Seriff's Dept. and last night a guy was brought in the jail and when he was being booked in, he said he worked for Skydive Spaceland. Now, I am at S'Land all of the time (I mean all the time) so I know everyone that works there and almost everyone that jumps there. Well, I had never seen this guy in my life. My Sgt.(skypig) started asking him questions about Spaceland, like who do you work for and what do you do. He couldn't even give us the right name of the owner. In fact, he didn't even say a name that was familiar. The only thing he got right was the location of the DZ. He didn't know the first thing about licenses' or rw of freefly or anything. Why do people do things like that? I'm sure he is a guy that has made a tandem or two and thinks he can brag about being a pro or something. I just thought it was funny and I should share the story. BooYa#1 GR#50 You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #2 November 17, 2002 Rachill: Have you ever played the Bennihanas' Game? Bennihanas is that Jap steakhouse where they sit you next to total strangers. Try this game with your friends. Here's the game: Bring 5+ friends together. Insist that you are all seated together, but next to or across from another set of people. Everyone talks loudly enough to be overheard, but every word that comes out of your mouth must be a boldfaced LIE, including small things like your name, religion, everything. The first person that says something that is remotely true about themselves must pay the entire check. It gets VERY good when strangers start talking to you! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #3 November 17, 2002 I dunno ... maybe he watches Seinfeld, and thought it was cool how George always said he was an architect ... or worked for Vandelay Industrys ... "Art Vandelay" ... Some people just don't have a decent life, so they invent one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 November 17, 2002 Quote Vandelay Industrys Latex is the business to be into......Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 November 17, 2002 Quote Latex is the business to be into...... No it isn't. Three words: Little Jerry Seinfield.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
