freeflyz 0 #1 November 15, 2002 A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,Where the hell have you been?I was out getting a tattoo.A tattoo?What kind of tattoo did you get?I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.What the hell were you thinking?Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?Well,number one i like to see my money grow,Number two once in a while,i like to play with my money,third i like how my money feels in my hand...And lastly,instead of you going out shopping,you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #3 November 16, 2002 dido! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #4 November 16, 2002 I thought you were gonna say,,,, " It reads 100 $$ now,, but when I get excited,,,,,, it reads 1,000,000 $$$ hahaha ( has something to do with "inflation" ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #5 November 16, 2002 Reminds me of the two guys at the urinal wall. A white guy and a Jamacian. Both have tattoos on the same area of their anatomy. The white guy looks over and says "Oh you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?". Jamacian says "Nope - my tattoo says "Welcome to Jamacia, have a nice day".-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #6 November 16, 2002 My god, I thought the first rule of public restrooms was don't look! - Jim "Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
