Viking 0 #26 November 14, 2002 Dave, Carrie another 1980 Monkey here :)I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #27 November 14, 2002 Quote Guess what I am.... Theeeeyyyyyyrrrrreeeeee Grrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaatttttttt!! Err... a contraceptive pill ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #28 November 14, 2002 QuoteCan't tell you how many jokes I've heard about being blonde and my sign being air. It could be worse. You could be blonde and your sign could be Ultress.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #29 November 14, 2002 I'm an Ox? Funny enough my nickname is Chivo (goat), LOL! Leader but loner, patient, precise, hard working, proud, reserved, strong, persistent, conservative, steady, trustworthy, introverted but a commanding and eloquent speaker, naive in relationships. Tends to be vengeful, obstinate, demanding, slow, sore loser, and jealous. Well-balanced yin and yang. Element: Earth Color: Yellow Ideal Partner: Snake, Rooster ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #30 November 14, 2002 Mon info on OX... Ox people are hard-working and persistent, they can stick at a task longer and go at it harder than anybody. They believe in themselves and tend to classify almost everything into two basic categories, bad and good. They hold up their high standards as a model and severely judge those who don't aspire to maintain these same ideals. Ox people are not social or party animals, they tend to be quiet when in a party. Although appears to be tranquil, in fact, Oxens are ponderous but impulsive when angry. They are capable of fearsome rages, therefore, it is better not to cross an Oxen. Ox people are observant, they have remarkable memories and are good at reporting on absolutely everything they observe. Go ask an Oxen if he remembers who were at the party 8 months ago, most likely, he will name them one by one to you. In the home, the Ox is a great guy to have around. In business, the OX can succeed in the arts, a contracting business, or an estate., thanks to their creative nature. And since an Ox is intelligent and good at his hands, he can be a good surgeon as well. Ox people are stubborn and dogmatic, they believe in their decision and will never regret. They are also very close to their families. disappointedly, Oxens often find that those who are close to them fail to understand them. Nevertheless, they are patient, and caring and that makes the Oxen the best friend you can ever have. Oxens are very responsible and loyal. Ox people are seldom jealous. but they will be jealous of their rights; and the fidelity of a husband or a wife is one of their rights. They are very family-oriented, conservative and faithful. Compatibility Chart (1 - least compatible, 100 - most compatible) Rat 88 - A stable and steady relationship Ox 72 - Conservative! Mutually protect & provide Tiger 33 - Almost impossible to make it work. Rabbit 72 - This could work. Dragon 52 - Don't, two of you will fight constantly. Snake 85 - This union can be a good one. Horse 37 - Unfortunately, they are part. Goat 56 - Probably not. Monkey 81 - Nice. They are compatible and stable. Rooster 86 - You are lucky enough to find each other. Dog 62 - Difficult, but possible. Pig 69 - why not, it worths a try. ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #31 November 14, 2002 Since there are a lot of monkeys around here... MONKEY Monkeys are fun and loving persons who are always cheerful and energetic. They are very clever. Give a monkey a boring book to read and he'll turn it into a Musical. Better yet, he'll invite everyone to see it free! That's how talented, creative and generous monkeys usually are. If you go to a party, you'll find Monkeys at the center of attention. Their charm and humor is the key to their popularity. Sociable and diplomatic as they may appear, they can be deceptive sometimes - they hide their opinions of others beneath their friendliness. But they don't hide their emotion. You can probably tell how a monkey is feeling from miles away - he wants everyone to know how happy or depressed he is. Monkey people are very good at problem-solving. Wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-Monkey. Monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions at the same time. And because Monkeys' curiosity, they usually have a great thirst for knowledge. Still they have few scruples - they could be unreasonable sometimes, and they have the ability to persuade themselves and everyone around them to believe that they are doing the right things. Some say monkeys are self-centered, some say they are opportunistic, some say they are guileful, but monkeys couldn't care less - because they are also indifferent. The monkey has a good chance of becoming famous or well-known. Whatever he does, his charm and luck will make him successful. As friends, Monkeys are both loyal and devoted, as lovers, they can be passionate and yet flighty - they can fall easily in love but will get tired of the relationship and look for another. Most Monkeys have one fetish - FOOD. They are not pigs, they don't stuff themselves with food, instead, they just have this habit of eating snacks whenever they like, and wherever they like. And one last truth about monkey people is, they adore bananas. Go visit your monkey friend's kitchen, I bet you will find some bananas there. Compatibility Chart (1 - least compatible, 100 - most compatible) Rat 90 - One of the best combinations. Ox 74 - Nice. They are compatible and stable. Tiger 81 - These two make eager loves. Rabbit 73 - Amusing. Dragon 82 - Despite the differences, they'll do just fine. Snake 57 - Perhaps, it depends on the monkey. Horse 31 - Not advised. Goat 65 - Oh well, why not?! Monkey 85 - Great companions and total complicity. Rooster 72 - Probably, who knows Dog 67 - With reservation. The dog might suffer. Pig 81 - This could work. They admire each other. ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #32 November 14, 2002 There's alot of monkeys in here,watch out the tiger is here!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #33 November 14, 2002 Quoteif you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-Monkey hehehe "Who ya gonna call? Monkey Dave!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #34 November 14, 2002 Rabbit. But my wife could have told you that. But then again, what does she know, she's a pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #35 November 14, 2002 i'd be a monkey too...1980 also........ and guess what........ i grew up on "monkey hollow rd."...wierd i know................... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #36 November 14, 2002 Quote i'd be a monkey too...1980 also........ and guess what........ i grew up on "monkey hollow rd."...wierd i know................... Holy crap... 1980? Wow. I'm gettin' old. I took a lady to dinner not too long ago that was born in 1985... 1985?!?!?!? I remember what I was doing in 1985! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #37 November 14, 2002 hee hee, it seems we have alot of monkey's floating around in here The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 November 14, 2002 Quote I took a lady to dinner not too long ago that was born in 1985 I have been dating a chick for a while that was born in 1981. It was kind of strange taking her out for her 21st birthday. She's a "Good Girl" though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #39 November 14, 2002 Hey, remember, 15 will get you 20...but 17 is legal in Texas...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #40 November 14, 2002 If I knew about sex before they were born, that kinda automatically excludes them from the list... Ceils- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #41 November 14, 2002 OMG...reading that about the dragon is actually scary... and I don't even believe any of this crap, or at least I didn't used to. Anyone who knows me can read all of that and without knowing it was me you are describing they would say me. Even down to the Aries and Southeast thing. Very freaky. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #42 November 14, 2002 I'm a rat... Quote Rat 90 - One of the best combinations. (with monkeys) Seems to be a a good rat to monkey ratio around here. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperCJ 0 #43 November 14, 2002 Its Pliskin, Snake Pliskin... Escape From New York. I'm Year of the Dragon JC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #44 November 15, 2002 It's sorta scary how accurate this is...except: 1. I'm not a charmer 2. I'm not usually welcome anywhere 3. I'm intelligent and hardworking when I care about the project, but I'm not quick-witted. 4. I'm ambitious, but not big on possesions (although that changed soon after my skydiving career began) The Rat Ranking order : First Hours ruled by the Rat : 11pm - 1am Direction of its sign : directly North Season and principal month : winter, December Corresponds to Western sign : Sagittarius Lucky stone: carbuncle Fixed Element : water Stem : Yin (Positive) Greatest Affinity : Dragon, Monkey Greatest Enmity : Horse A bit of a charmer, the rat is usually welcome anywhere; however, generally has few close friends. The rat is intelligent, quick-witted and hardworking. Somewhat ambitious, with a tendency to be frivolous with material possessions. The rat is strongly family oriented, enjoys thrills but is easily bored. A little insecure and can lack boldness. The rat is an opportunist who lives for the moment and rarely plans for the future. All rats have a propensity for aggression; however, this is seldom expressed physically, but rather in fretting over details and being overly concerned about trivialities. Although the rat was first to arrive at the Buddha's door, it was through running up the ox's tail (who arrived first because of its great strength) and over its back, thereby the rat pipped the ox to the post! According to legend, the ox has yet to forgive the rat. There is also another legend involving the rat, and the "13th animal", the cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 November 15, 2002 QuoteI have been dating a chick for a while that was born in 1981. It was kind of strange taking her out for her 21st birthday. She's a "Good Girl" though. Just remember who your number 1 good girl is!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #46 November 15, 2002 Quote HE HE HE....GOOD OLE' 1980....me too!!! I knew I was a monkey and my other sign, out of the earth/fire/water/air thingie is air. Can't tell you how many jokes I've heard about being blonde and my sign being air. .....feeling older everytime I read this forum..... Damn, I'm a dog.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #47 November 15, 2002 QuoteI am a Snake. Me too! I've seen other descriptions of Snakes that overall fit me far better than the one you quoted. But "a bit stingy", "have tremendous sympathy for others", "have doubts about other people's judgement and prefer to rely on themselves", and "hate to fail" are all dead on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #48 November 15, 2002 I'm a snake I guess. Quote"a bit stingy", "have tremendous sympathy for others", "have doubts about other people's judgement and prefer to rely on themselves", and "hate to fail" are all dead on Hmmm, I'm not really into this zodiac stuff but what Skybytch said sounds kinda familiar... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #49 November 15, 2002 I'm a rat. And a Taurus under the European zodiac. Anyone got anything smart to add? Tough! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #50 November 15, 2002 QuoteI'm a rat. And a Taurus under the European zodiac. Anyone got anything smart to add? Tough! Me too! (May 13, 1984.) -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
