JumpNFly 0 #1 November 11, 2002 A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word fascinate.'" Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight." The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #2 November 11, 2002 Penises fascinate me. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #3 November 11, 2002 you go girl! You're such a good student!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #4 November 11, 2002 Quote Penises fascinate me. Just a passing interest or do you really know your stuff ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #5 November 11, 2002 I am available for tutoring! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #6 November 11, 2002 I'm surprised someone hasn't editied your pic yet to include a bed ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #7 November 11, 2002 Not a passing interest at all - a GROWING interest. I study HARD! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #8 November 11, 2002 You know Dove.... I thought girls like you didn't exist. I want to thank you for renewing hope in me of some day finding one that is EXACTLY like you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #9 November 11, 2002 I am accepting applications. No phone calls please! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #10 November 11, 2002 i soooooooooooooo stand corrected. steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #11 November 11, 2002 Quote I am accepting applications. No phone calls please! Ok Dove... I'll book a flight to Tampa on two conditions: - Your left condition & - Your right condition So, what condition are they in?? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #12 November 11, 2002 They are very well conditioned! But a little cranky from being cooped up too often. You'll have to be willing to really spend some time with them - but I'll warn you.... they like to play rough! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
