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meatmissile

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I know dear. You know, us uneducated AmericansB|, can't spell and all. Actually it is the effect of using a computer. You get lazy. You forget your spelling. That is why I use Word for my emails. It has a superb spelling module.

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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Cool my first number. Beer is on me. Oh, how I wish it were beer time here as these kids are making me crazy. Crazier than normal I must add.

Lisa

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Beetroot salad is yummy, but I don't think I would enjoy it on a burger ...



How is this....a very very drunk jumper who had been munching beetroot salad went to attend to some personal business...what goes in one end and all that!!

We had to take him to the local ER to convince him that he wasn't bleeding to death!!;)

Wayne
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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Which kids? Are you a teacher?

You'll have to run now, the Americans are coming online in their masses this time of the day :)



Even HH 'imself has showed up...

Seeing as I've run out rum AND beer and it's midnight 40 or so AND I have to go to part 2 of the managment meeting in about 7 hours ( bloody suit and tie affair AGAIN >:(>:( ) I'm gonna hit the pit methinks...

Might just have a sandwich before that though.... Hmmm cold roast beef and mustard. Yep that'll do just fine.:)
Ooroo
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Mark - go to bed!!!! You can post whore tomorrow after your suit and tie affair :)



I probably won't you know. It's going to be an all day effort and I'll be knackered by the time I get home.:( More bloody soggy sandwiches for lunch with bloody DECAF coffee for morning and arvo tea. WTF is it with DECAF anyway. May as well drink hot water. Don't these people know that caffeine is the most important element of the "C" food group[1]. At least I don't have to go to Sydney for the day. That's Thursday..

Oh well the sandwich is done (it was good) so I'm off....:)
Nacmac--- This is the inevitable fallout from _that_ spreadsheet.


[1] ICe Cream, Cream, Cigarettes, Chocolate, Colesterol, Coffee (NOT decaf)...you get the idea.

Ooroo
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just checked who's online - millions of them .... I'm outta here - have a wonderful evening/afternoon/morning ....



Never fear I am working late so alone I will defend the cause!!

Talking about Erno's trip to SA.....bluefingers - we going to have to set up a pretty hectic schedule for him...I mean without a trip to JHB and Wandies (great shebeen in Soweto) he will go back culturally deprived!!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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Yes, I attempt to teach those who seem to care a little.

That is what happened when ya'll sent us all the poor, the tired, the opressed, the whatever was left. The group I have right now is more interested in calling each other names and acting like they are going to hit each other. Most of my other groups are pretty good though.

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Nee - dis maar 'n nare geval daardie. Ek dink nie daar is medisyne nie. Die ou moet maar self hier in Soweto kom rondneuk dan kyk ons hoe lank hou hy.

On the other hand, poor ol' Jraf would probably also be the type who would get out of his car in the Kruger National to have is pic taken with "that adorable lion over there that looks just like the one in the Lion King"

Ferdi
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Auf deiner Stelle wurde ich nicht so hart Lachen, und schon gar nicht in die Hose pinkeln. Afrikaans ist nicht so weit von Friesisch Platt mein Junge.
You have been baited me lads, and you swallowed the bait well;)

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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LMAO @ Jraf :D:D:D

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Auf deiner Stelle wurde ich nicht so hart Lachen, und schon gar nicht in die Hose pinkeln. Afrikaans ist nicht so weit von Friesisch Platt mein Junge.



Spot on! I have enough German to completely "in die hozen zu pinkelt" myself. Yes, German is not that far from Afrikaans ;)

Ferdi
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Specially if you can speak Platt. Its a dialect used in the marshes of East Frisia. Right on the Dutch border.B|
Peace Bro! Just could not help myself;). Will buy you a beer one of these daysB|, a proper American beer!

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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