helicam 0 #1676 November 5, 2002 Quote I'm sorry for your loss.Blue pies, black bread. No fair!!! I was trying to talk to a client on the phone and read the latest posts...not a good idea!! Not only did I drop the phone but I slid off my chair!! The weather here in JHB is amazing today!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #1677 November 5, 2002 Well butter my butt and call me a bisquit!!! I'll be darned, it's all you unproductive rodents again Monotonous weather report from Florida: Sunshine, not a cloud to be seen. In a couple of hours I'm going out to the DZ. Damn life is a bitch! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1678 November 5, 2002 ROFLMAO @ Erno and NacMac. Nacmac you should write a disertation to Sangiro to post on the Home Page "Getting into Bakes" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1679 November 5, 2002 Oh is it morning alerady in US? And what the ... are you going to do on a perfect weather like you described in the middle of the week on a DZ ? Weren't you supposed to go to work, and suffer a little like we do "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #1680 November 5, 2002 I think that to jraf, making us suffer IS work. Wendy here, reporting in from Houston, where it's been raining for 3+ weeks, and more is predicted. But at the moment, the skies are only gray, not wet Wendy W. oops -- coffee hasn't sunk in yet, and the brain is slow. Good morning, all There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #1681 November 5, 2002 Sorry, job quit on me a couple of months ago and I decided not to look for one till the money lasts. Enjoying life is so nice. I woke up and am getting ready for my daily 5K run. Need to clear my head a bit before I start moving jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1682 November 5, 2002 MAN you are lucky. I know exactly how it is, did that for about 3 months, but then i desired a new canopy and got to work. I hope you win on a lottery, not needing a job ever ! As i do for all our poor skydiver souls "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #1683 November 5, 2002 I say it serves Joe right for not using a CYPRES (Cybernetic Pastry Release System)!! As jy dom is moet jy kak! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #1684 November 5, 2002 Thanks for the good wishes - the Lotto is tomorrow. Honest to God, if I win you get a ticket to the US and 3 months worth of skydiving in Florida - room, board and all included. This is official. Only the best for people who wish me well!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1685 November 5, 2002 I'm afraid neither a Cypres nor an RSL (rolled sesame loaf) would have saved Joe, he was under a perfectly good canape at the time.......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1686 November 5, 2002 >I say it serves Joe right for not using a CYPRES >(Cybernetic Pastry Release System)!! CYPRES is fine for student use, but experienced competitors might not want the additional risk of a premature pastry release. I know Joe practiced his emergency procedures daily, and I'm sure he was certain that his friends were competent in admistering the Heimlich-maneuver. Why didn't they do it? Does anyone have additional info on the incident? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #1687 November 5, 2002 I still say the dumbass was loading that French Springo roll too heavily... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1688 November 5, 2002 Joe was well accustomed to high chicken wing loadings.....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1689 November 5, 2002 Please stop, please stop, i can't hold it anymore. the monitor (19") isn't big enough, to hide me laughing behind it. p.s. jraf how much money do you get in US of you score the highest possible in Lotto. Here in slovenia the biggest ever was 2,600,000$ "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #1690 November 5, 2002 Yes, but this time someone accidentaly packed a McDonalds burger patty in his reserve bagel - quite lethal if you don't react immediatelyjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #1691 November 5, 2002 I have heard talk of people smuggling pastries, have even seen it in the movies. Apparently Joe was funding his entire operation by smuggling pastries. His girlfriend Raylene was helping out by smuggling Smarties... Was it really an accident..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1692 November 5, 2002 QuoteDoes anyone have additional info on the incident? I heard that Joe's system stalled just before he got it into the pit. EMT personel administered CPR (Crust and pastry removal) to no avail. His entire system had collapsed and the PRO (Pastry regurgitation operations) packers said that there was nothing they could do aside from cutting it away. Unfortunetely Joe had gone to that big pie in the sky before the operation could be performed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #1693 November 5, 2002 QuoteJoe was well accustomed to high chicken wing loadings..... But we are talking pastries here and he wasn't very currant bun... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1694 November 5, 2002 >Apparently Joe was funding his entire operation by smuggling pastries. Yeah, right. You've been watching too many movies. We know those things don't happen in real life.Besides, if you want to off someone, please, just shoot him or something. Messing with a man's bagel is just plain wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #1695 November 5, 2002 ROFLMAO!!!!!Once again I have missed out on all the fun! YOu guys are too funny! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1696 November 5, 2002 Hey, where have you been? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #1697 November 5, 2002 In South Africa (jraf running away)jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1698 November 5, 2002 Yeah Kerry where have you been. We have been cooking over here. Anyway I must run. I have a few pots on the boil. It's been a gas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #1699 November 5, 2002 From what I have heard he was using a Ricotta On Linguini (ROL) filling as opposed to a Bacon Oreganum Cheese (BOC) Kerry....you getting hungry?? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #1700 November 5, 2002 Getting transformed I now look nothing like my pic My waist length brunette hair is all gone. It is now shortish, funky, and the colour is sherry, cappucino and ash blonde streaks - it looks really cool!!!!!! I'll post pics in a couple days ... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
