Michele 1 #1726 November 6, 2002 (Michele pops her head in, and wonders exactly what is a stabbing assegai...considers the (anglican) pronounciation of it, and decides there are some things she just doesn't need to know about. She silently wishes the kestrils well, and sincerely hopes no-one is trying to stab their assegais...reaches for a bagel, and lights a cigarette....walks back down the hall, mumbling something about cowboys and birds...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #1727 November 6, 2002 Quote Walk, hop and flap a bit. Hee hee. The starlings have made their lives a misery over the last while. Payback is a bitch...or a breakfast. Best thing a bloody starling could do - be someone elses meal / snack. Indian Minahs come under the same heading. Quote The Aussies have boomerangs Nope. Empty stubbies. Heavily armed is a longneck (26 fl. oz.), empty of course. For real mayhem use Fosters (swill of the south) longnecks and leave 'em full...:-) Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #1728 November 6, 2002 Quote...reaches for a bagel, and lights a cigarette....) Mornin', or whatever Michele...:-) Be VERY bloody carefull with that bagel. They can kill or at least choke you know. Just be sure to practice your emergency procedures before the first bite just in case..:-) Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1729 November 6, 2002 Quote Nope. Empty stubbies. Heavily armed is a longneck (26 fl. oz.), empty of course. For real mayhem use Fosters (swill of the south) longnecks and leave 'em full...:-) Thanks mate, I now have a mess to clean up. Coffee and keyboard. Run Kerry ruuuuuuuuuuuun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #1730 November 6, 2002 Indian Mynahs? BAH! Noisy buggers. Durban is infested with them. One of our dismal sources of public transport is a bus (sort of between a big bus and a minibus/taxi), that hurtles around Durban. It's called the Mynah - probably because they are equally annoying Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #1731 November 6, 2002 Quote the odd Aussie or two, Well I dunno about the other Aussies but I'm NOT odd. Strange or wierd, maybe even eccentric but certainly not odd...:-) Perhaps not eccentric either. Allegedly you have to be rich to be able to be properly eccentric and I certainly ain't rich. Just stepped outside for the first time since 08:00 (it's 18:30 now). What a glorious day - light wind, clear sky about 25C. Perfect jumping weather. Tomorrow they reckon it's gonna be 33C and I'm taking the day off. There'll probably be a howling northerly blowing though... Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1732 November 6, 2002 Good morning or should i say late night hmm i think that todays choice of weapon for me would be Aspirin (for my headache). Yesterday i was at the opening of a new skydiving school, and of course, we were drinking all night long. Actually i can't remember if slept at all, but i think i have for an hour or two.and i am already at work with this great headache. ell it's not headache yet, but it sure will be, when te screen (actualy everything) stops spining scratch:glad to hear the birdies are in full number again "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #1733 November 6, 2002 ohmigod! What have I gotten myself into this time? << dives under desk and hopes for the best >> Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1734 November 6, 2002 >Erno..what is the Finnish traditional weapon of choice? Why, the puukko [POOK-o] of course! The leading cause of death of men under 30! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1735 November 6, 2002 Quote The leading cause of death of men under 30! Oh I thought vodka was the leading cause...sorry my mistake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1736 November 6, 2002 >Oh I thought vodka was the leading cause...sorry my mistake No no, most men's liver hold on until the late 30's at least...Kerry: >I do solemnly swear to post pics, or at the very least, update >my icon, as soon as I get them (but only if I deem them publishable) We'll be the judges of that... So you'll have to post the pics to get a non-biased opinion on whether or not you should post the pics.Grega: [nelson]Haa haa![/nelson] I feel for you man, I was dying last Saturday... Paul: >I decided to put the sneakers on and go for a run. Now I can hardly move Real sports are dangerous. If you don't actually get hurt, you're going to hurt all over anyway... Stick to the sports you know: drinking and skydiving! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1737 November 6, 2002 Morning all, yesterday was fun, You cant even begin to imagine how hard it was to keep a straight face.....Och well, the men in black are back in today, for more auditing fun..... Chat later my far flung friends..... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #1738 November 6, 2002 Quote Walk, hop and flap a bit. Hee hee. The starlings have made their lives a misery over the last while. Payback is a bitch...or a breakfast.Yeah Kerry you are right I suppose we will have to forego the finesse of a toyi-toye and just have a good old fashoned mob riot. Nacmac has his claymore I have an ikwala ( stabbing assegai ) and Knopkierie. Erno..what is the Finnish traditional weapon of choice? Grega is Slovenian and those lads always have something nasty lying around. The Aussies have boomerangs Lisa will probably pull out her Bow and Arrow Jraf will simply bark and bite I live in Johannesburg, we have the Zip Gun and E20 Taxi!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1739 November 6, 2002 Hey Michele Here is a pic of an Iklwa. The name is derived from the sucking sound it makes as it is withdrawn from flesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1740 November 6, 2002 Wow, I really must have a weird sense of humor to find something like this amusing...Must be a really extreme breakfast... and I don't even want to think about the "pun" part...Maybe I should get another cup of coffee, I don't seem to be completely concious just yet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1741 November 6, 2002 Bwhahahahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PaulHitchman 0 #1742 November 6, 2002 Quote >Paul: >I decided to put the sneakers on and go for a run. Now I can hardly move Real sports are dangerous. If you don't actually get hurt, you're going to hurt all over anyway... Stick to the sports you know: drinking and skydiving! I guess so... I'm walking like Jyri this morning. As for drinking I'm going to slow it down (during the week that is) ... going to suggest to Mari we don't go to the gym tonight and go for a swim and sauna. My aching bones need it. I love skydiving falling is relaxing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1743 November 6, 2002 >As for drinking I'm going to slow it down (during the week that is) I think I had enough for a while last weekend. I'm going to stay sober for the rest of November. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PaulHitchman 0 #1744 November 6, 2002 Quote >I think I had enough for a while last weekend. I'm going to stay sober for the rest of November. ... i heard from Eevis you have 40 litres of home made wine brewing away... ... am I to believe it won't be ready in November? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1745 November 6, 2002 same with me. if i won't stop partying because i could use some extra hours of sleep in a week, i'll stop because this parties are requireing toooo much "mirage" money. I spent a fortune last night (i thing it was about: for a whole pilot chute with hackey handle ) "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #1746 November 6, 2002 Quote We'll be the judges of that... So you'll have to post the pics to get a non-biased opinion on whether or not you should post the pics. Well, Erno, truth be told, I don't know how to resize a pic to fit the icon thingy, so I'll have to post at least one, but I'll have to wait until you, AggieDave and Nacmac are all online, to see who can resize it the fastest for me Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #1747 November 6, 2002 crop crop crop MGI photosuite, Photoeditor, photoshop I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #1748 November 6, 2002 I don't have any of those... I could get our agency to touch it up, make me beautiful, resize it etc, but that's way too much like hard work. Easier to ask someone here to make it smaller. Besides I'm beautiful enough Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1749 November 6, 2002 >but I'll have to wait until you, AggieDave and Nacmac >are all online, to see who can resize it the fastest for me It's not going to be me. I go for quality, not execution speed.[snobby artistic face-icon] Paul: >i heard from Eevis you have 40 litres of home made wine brewing away Well, yes. And it'll be ready in a couple of weeks... But I have decided not to drink until the end of Nov., so the wine'll just have to wait for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #1750 November 6, 2002 yes you are beautiful enough, and AggieD, Erno, NacMac nor myself or any oneelse on DZ.com would be more than happy to help you resize/crop/modify the pix I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
