Scratch 0 #301 October 23, 2002 Isn't it mating season at the moment. Those mambas get quite territorial when is is that time of the year. Most snakes quietly move out of the way when they hear you coming. Horny mambas on the other hand come looking for a fight. You Natalians can keep them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #302 October 23, 2002 >There's a few pics on page 5 (...) that might make you feel a bit warmer. No fair. Maybe if I just close the blinds on my window I can imagine it's warm and sunny here. Actually it is sunny at the moment. And not as cold as yesterday, so I guess I shouldn't be bitching so much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #303 October 23, 2002 Black mamba's are worse - always aggressive. A friend drove over one in the sugar cane the other day. It actually reared up and struck at the driver's window - fortunately it was closed and don't talk about horny mamba's .... makes me think of 'other' things .... *sigh* Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #304 October 23, 2002 Quote Why on earth do you want to avoid the funnel?My mistake, I mean the Tank....I have heard some freaky stories about it!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #305 October 23, 2002 >A few members of a tour group went swimming in a billabong >up in Kakadu Nat. Park yesterday despite the croc. warning >signs. One of 'em got eaten of course. Evolution in action, as they say. I wonder how the human race refuses to get any smarter despite it's best efforts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #306 October 23, 2002 That is simple Oxygen conservation at its finest... all these idiots running loose are wasting my air, dumbasses should not be allowed to breathe I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #307 October 23, 2002 Quote I mean the Tank Ah the Tank. You are truly a wise man to want to avoid the Tank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #308 October 23, 2002 Well, I am starting to figure out the traditions of the 'Dal .... but what is the tank? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #309 October 23, 2002 Quote and don't talk about horny mamba's .... makes me think of 'other' Shame Sweetie. Now get in your car and point it South Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #310 October 23, 2002 aaaah don't tease ... you might just find me knocking on the door in 12 hours time Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #311 October 23, 2002 Quote aaaah don't tease Who said anything about teasing??BTW The Tank is an old cement water tank at the 'dal. Individuals who misbehave to the point of irritating enough people are set upon by said people like a pack of dogs baying the words " Tank him, TAAAAAANK him. Hunt him down and TAAAAAANK him" The offending party is then trussed up in buff tape and thrown in the tank to cool off. It works wonders in the middle of winter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #312 October 23, 2002 Quote Black mamba's are worse - always aggressive. A friend drove over one in the sugar cane the other day. It actually reared up and struck at the driver's window - fortunately it was closed and don't talk about horny mamba's .... makes me think of 'other' things .... *sigh* Would you be referring to the One Eye Broekslang? Causes a disease called the Egyptian Flu... If it spits at you, it causes a large abdominal swelling and 9 months later you become a Mummy I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #313 October 23, 2002 Quote The offending party is then trussed up in buff tape and thrown in the tank to cool off Pulling that stuff off hairy legs must feel pretty good too!!! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #314 October 23, 2002 QuoteIf it spits at you, it causes a large abdominal swelling and 9 months later you become a Mummy Fortunately there are vaccines for that particular strain of flu .... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #315 October 23, 2002 Very true... Food time again.....I can make my phone ring at will...all I have to do is take a bite of my spicy chicken roll and mid mouthful the phone will ring!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #316 October 23, 2002 I've had 2 naartjies, 3 peaches, a yoghurt, a super moo, 3 cups of coffee, 2 smokes, a bowl of jungle oats and it's only 10:30, and I am still hungry ..... *eyeing out the cheese ham, mayo, & chilli rolls that are supposed to be lunch* ...... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #317 October 23, 2002 I've had 2 naartjies, 3 peaches, a yoghurt, a super moo, 3 cups of coffee, 2 smokes, a bowl of jungle oats and it's only 10:30, and I am still hungry ... Are you sure that nasty snake hasn't spat at you.... Mrs Nacmac's appetite increased dramatically about a year ago.... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #318 October 23, 2002 Food. Yuck. I'm really not feeling too well. I must've been still drunk when I got to work. The hangover if really starting to kick in now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #319 October 23, 2002 "The hangover if really starting to kick in now..." Try any 'sports' drink, eg red bull etc, it will rebalance your elctrolytes, and give a much needed fluid top up..... Of course you know the best way to avoid a hangover?? Stay drunk. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #320 October 23, 2002 Baaaahaaaa haaaa haaaaa .... don't scare me Nacmac!!!!! Nope, not that I'm aware of anywayI was born hungry, and will probably die hungry .... as a kid I out-ate both my brothers and my dad .... what can I say, my stomach is a bottomless pit. Why I am not fat I will never understand, but I'm not complaining Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #321 October 23, 2002 Good Morning guys and gals, Don't even talk about water and tanks around me this Wednesday. A pipe burst somewhere and we had NO FRIKKIN WATER at home this morning. Now I don't know about you but I bath in the morning. So I got back into bed and slept for two more hours. 9:30 pm. Still no f#$king water. Ferdi goes to work feeling sticky, smelling sour and without having had coffee . What really makes it worse is that the Tuesday night numbers were 3:0:0 . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #322 October 23, 2002 Well after lving in Port edland for a time, minus 15 would bloody near kill the entire population. I am looking forward to this summer. 6 weeks of Leaning to Jump better, $26 per 10000' Jump hmmmm, should spend enough for about 50 jumps You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #323 October 23, 2002 Tsk, tsk, morning Meat, whats the world coming to, water, we got too much, you got none, who says the 'maker' hasn't got a sense of humour.. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #324 October 23, 2002 Quote Tuesday night numbers were 3:0:0 *blocks ears and eyes and runs screaming from the room * .... between you, scratch and helicam, I am going to go stark raving mad in a second ...... aaaaarrrrggggg Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #325 October 23, 2002 Hey Kerry, if its any consolation, I'm not jumping...much..right now either.. But I did manage about 400 last year.... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
